"I'm My Own Grandpa"

Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was [?] to a widow who was [?] as can be
this widow had a grown-up [?] who had hair of [?].
my [?] fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and really [?] my life,
now my daughter was my [?], cause she was my father's [?].
to [?] the matter, even though it brought me [?],
I soon became the father of a bouncing [?] boy.

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My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
and so became my [?], though it made me very [?].
for if he was my uncle, then that also made him [?]
of the widow's [?] daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.
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My father's wife then had a [?] who kept him on the run,
and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me [?],
because, although she is my wife, she's my [?], too.
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Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
as [?] of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
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Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
it sounds [?] I know but it really is so,
oh, I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa...
it sounds funny I know
but it really is so
oh, I'm my own grandpa.

Sung by
Ray Stevens

Co written in 1948 by
Moe Jaffe and Dwight Latham