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THEY SAID: toe babies
WE SAY: strawberries
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THEY SAID: You dassen't say that.
WE SAY: You better not say that. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You really are a Dinny Dimwit.
WE SAY: You really are dumb.
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THEY SAID: Red up the dinner table.
WE SAY: Clean up the dinner table. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't that beat all!
WE SAY: Isn't that something!
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THEY SAID: Up your nose with a rubber hose.
WE SAY: Go to hell.
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THEY SAID: Why don't you take a long walk on a short pier?
WE SAY: Why don't you just go away? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: March to the beat of your own drum; just don't step on my feet!
WE SAY: Be your own person and do your own thing, but don't interfear with how other people live.
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THEY SAID: Put the big pot in the little pot and boil the dishrag.
WE SAY: A grand party
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THEY SAID: S/He was jumping around like a fart in a mitten.
WE SAY: S/He was very excited
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THEY SAID: Rain before seven, quit before eleven
WE SAY: When will it ever stop raining? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Knock the horns off, wipe its ass, and drag it in!
WE SAY: I'd like that steak rare. --------------------------------------------------
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THEY SAID: I'm off like a bride's nightgown"
WE SAY: see you later
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THEY SAID: Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
WE SAY: Your are in big trouble --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Colder than a witch's tit in the winter.
WE SAY: Freezing cold.
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THEY SAID: Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
WE SAY: Really hot.
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THEY SAID: He/she should be tapped for the simples. (As in tapping a keg of molasses.)
WE SAY: He is dumb!
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THEY SAID: Busier than a one legged cat tryin' to bury shit on a marble floor.
WE SAY: a very busy person
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: rainin' like a cow pissin' on a flat rock
WE SAY: it is raining real hard --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: slicker than owl shit
WE SAY: that is real slippery
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THEY SAID: slicker than owl shit
WE SAY: that is real slippery
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THEY SAID: quicker than shit thru a short dog
WE SAY: pretty darn fast
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THEY SAID: meaner than a acre full of wild pussycats
WE SAY: pretty damn mean
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THEY SAID: meaner than a acre full of wild pussycats
WE SAY: pretty damn mean
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THEY SAID: He/she couldn't catch a cold
WE SAY: He/she has lousy hands
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THEY SAID: You know that beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone
WE SAY: Ugly is ugly
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THEY SAID: digging for gold
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THEY SAID: The Lord willing and the creek don't rise
WE SAY: Everything will go as planned, if nothing come up --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Boy, if that didn't go hell western crooked!
WE SAY: That really got screwed up! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He/She don't know whether to shit or go blind.
WE SAY: He/She doesn't know what to do,in a given situation. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "Battleship mouth and a rowboat ass."
WE SAY: Big talker, small doer. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "Don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash."
WE SAY: Don't make promises you can't keep. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "Ugly as the north end of a mule walking south."
WE SAY: Appearance challenged.
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THEY SAID: "If my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and walk it backwards down the street."
WE SAY: Appearance challenged.
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THEY SAID: I'm fixxin' ta tote my corn up thu hill.
WE SAY: I'm going to carry my moonshine up the mountain. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Youngun, git yurself rite cheer.
WE SAY: Son, come over here.
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THEY SAID: Brang me a cathead and a cup of moo juice!
WE SAY: I'd like a biscuit and a glass of milk. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Johnny, quit chunkin' them road apples!
WE SAY: Johnny, don't throw the horse manure! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You make a better door than you do a window.
WE SAY: Move i can't see.
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THEY SAID: The apple don't fall far from the tree.
WE SAY: Your just like your father{or mother] --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Leaning toward Aunt Nancy's.
WE SAY: Out of square or not plumb. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It is a real turd- floater
WE SAY: It is really raining.
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THEY SAID: It's enough to drive a cat off a gut heap.
WE SAY: That really smells badly. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Slicker 'n snot on a glass doorknob
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THEY SAID: Slicker 'n snot on a glass doorknob
WE SAY: It's slippery
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THEY SAID: You don't have to be like a bull in a china shop
WE SAY: Be more careful
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THEY SAID: dried out to a popcorn fart
WE SAY: It's overcooked
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Ye Gods and Holy Catfish!
WE SAY: For Heaven's Sake or some manner of the Lord's name in vain --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Well cut off my legs and call me shorty
WE SAY: I'm amazed --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Shoot low sheriff there riding chihuahuas
WE SAY: lets be careful out there --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I will be there in two shakes of a lambs tail.
WE SAY: I will be right there.
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THEY SAID: You'll catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
WE SAY: Be nice! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I see, said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw
WE SAY: WHATEVER! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ding-wah!
WE SAY: Go get the phone!
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THEY SAID: Clear as mud
WE SAY: Dont' understand what you mean --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Stop the car and let me off
WE SAY: I don't want to get involved --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: too big for one's britches
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THEY SAID: hans und bienbruch
WE SAY: break your neck and your leg --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Well, that's the last button on Gabe's coat!
WE SAY: That's all I'll take
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THEY SAID: I'll do it if it hairlips the govenor
WE SAY: I'll do it one way or another --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Stick a broom up my ass, and I'll sweep the floor while I'm at it.
WE SAY: Don't give me anything else to do, I am already too busy. --------------------------------------------------
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THEY SAID: Does a frog bump his ass when he jumps
WE SAY: Yes --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Is a ducks ass waterproof
WE SAY: Yes --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Let's make like a tree and leave
WE SAY: Time to go --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Does the pope shit in the woods?
WE SAY: Is that a rhetorical question? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Wild horses couldn't drag me off.
WE SAY: I'm not leaving.
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THEY SAID: On the muscle.
WE SAY: Looking for a
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THEY SAID: On the muscle.
WE SAY: Looking for a fight.
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THEY SAID: Crazier than an outhouse rat.
WE SAY: Very crazy, deranged.
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THEY SAID: Dumber than a box of rocks.
WE SAY: Quite stupid
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THEY SAID: Sweating like a whore in church.
WE SAY: Nervous --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Poorer than Job's turkey
WE SAY: Very poor --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Sounds like a manure salesman with a mouthful of samples.
WE SAY: Someone who is full of it, can't be believed. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Go pound salt
WE SAY: Get lost
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THEY SAID: In a fix
WE SAY: In a mess
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THEY SAID: In a fix
WE SAY: In a mess
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THEY SAID: Put me in the mind of
WE SAY: Reminds you of something or someone --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Like it or lump it.
WE SAY: You have to accpet it or foget about it, whatever it may be. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A bunch of bunk
WE SAY: Nonsense
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THEY SAID: Can't go it
WE SAY: Can't do it.
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THEY SAID: Gee wilakers!
WE SAY: Oh my goodness
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THEY SAID: Giving somebody the dickens
WE SAY: Scolding somebody
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THEY SAID: Get out of the road.
WE SAY: Move out of the way, you are bloking my path. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Poppin' off.
WE SAY: Complaining or yelling about something. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Too deer (dear).
WE SAY: Too expensive.
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THEY SAID: Gyped.
WE SAY: Cheated out of something. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: All in.
WE SAY: Tired after a long days work. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: For land's sake or oh my land.
WE SAY: Oh my goodness.
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THEY SAID: Spunk
WE SAY: courage.
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THEY SAID: Gall
WE SAY: Courage or nerve.
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THEY SAID: Tighter than a hefer's butt in fly season.
WE SAY: So tight he sqeaks.
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THEY SAID: as subtle as a horse turd in the cream pitcher
WE SAY: embarrassingly obvious
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THEY SAID: So who knows your backside in Brussels? (From my Dutch g-grandmother.)
WE SAY: do what you like -- no one knows you here OR don't worry about what strangers think.
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THEY SAID: She's a long drink of water.
WE SAY: She' --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You look like death warmed over.
WE SAY: You look awful.
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THEY SAID: If it ain't one thing, it's six
WE SAY: Sometimes more than one thing goes wrong --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Dance with the one that brung' ya
WE SAY: Stay with the person you started with --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Even a flying squirrel catches a hickory nut once in a while
WE SAY: i.e. (golf) Even a poor player makes a good shot every so often. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It must be gonna rain....the hogs are carrying sticks
WE SAY: Comment said when someone would light up a cigar --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
WE SAY: You've got to work with what you have --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You can't get blood out of a turnip
WE SAY: People have only so much to give --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's daft
WE SAY: The lights are on, but there's nobody home --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's so old that he farts dust
WE SAY: He's very old
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THEY SAID: Busier than a one eyed man at a burlesque show
WE SAY: Very busy --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Tney'll never notice on a gallaping horse, and that's the knid you always ride
WE SAY: They will never notice
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THEY SAID: I feel like I've been pulled thru a knot hole
WE SAY: I'm feeling really tired/bad/crappy --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's a real turd floater
WE SAY: It's raining really hard --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He just sh-- in his own nest
WE SAY: He made a really big & bad mistake --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's got splinters in the windmill of her mind
WE SAY: She's really dingy
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THEY SAID: Shomeone blew his pilot light out
WE SAY: He's really dense
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THEY SAID: Been rode hard and put up wet
WE SAY: I worked hard and I'm extremely tired --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: (He) fell outta the stupid tree and hit ever' branch on the way down
WE SAY: This person is a moron/idiot/cretin.....et al. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Rue the day.
WE SAY: Regret or be sorry for. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: No skin off my nose.
WE SAY: Makes no difference to me one way or the other. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Cut off your nose to spite your face.
WE SAY: Stubborn. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Dumb as the day is long.
WE SAY: Real dumb! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hold your horses.
WE SAY: Be patient.
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THEY SAID: Your name is Mudd.
WE SAY: You are in trouble now! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Eats like a bird.
WE SAY: Doesn't eat much.
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THEY SAID: You-Uns
WE SAY: Everybody or everyone.
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THEY SAID: That Charlie! He gets my goat!
WE SAY: That Charlie sure makes me angry! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Goes in one ear and out the other.
WE SAY: Doesn't listen very well. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You get my goat!
WE SAY: You get me angry!
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THEY SAID: In the nick of time.
WE SAY: Just in time.
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THEY SAID: Suit yourself.
WE SAY: Whatever you think.
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THEY SAID: Watch yourself.
WE SAY: Be careful.
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THEY SAID: It's like talking to a brick wall
WE SAY: Doesn't listen very well. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Roast Neers.
WE SAY: Roasted ears of corn, or corn on the cob. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Clothes Press
WE SAY: Clothes Closet
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THEY SAID: Fire up.
WE SAY: To put coal on the fire ( in a coal furnace) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: High flautin'
WE SAY: High society.
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THEY SAID: The poor house
WE SAY: Broke, no money.
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THEY SAID: The looney bin
WE SAY: The mental ward/hospital. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: taking you to fist city
WE SAY: stop or we are going to have a fight --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: taking you to fist city
WE SAY: stop or we are going to have a fight --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Oh, quit your bellyachin'!
WE SAY: Oh, quit your complaining! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Useless as tits on a boar
WE SAY: useless --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That's harder than chinese 'rithmetic
WE SAY: That's very difficult
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THEY SAID: Ass over tea kettle
WE SAY: Did a face plant
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THEY SAID: Tighter than a nun's arse in a whorehouse
WE SAY: Pretty uptight or; Very secure. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Can we shovel the shit back into the horse?
WE SAY: Can we keep controll of this? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Go to hell in a handbasket
WE SAY: To be lost. (Sure to go down.) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Breaking rocks
WE SAY: Doing something bad
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THEY SAID: Pass the buck
WE SAY: Leave it for someone else to handle --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hot potato
WE SAY: Unpleasant issue, item. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Pulling teeth
WE SAY: Causing distress
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THEY SAID: bob bob bob
WE SAY: bob bob bob
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THEY SAID: I'd walk through hell in gasoline underwear for you.
WE SAY: I love you. (enough to risk bodily harm) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Life is like a turd sandwich; the more bread you've got, the less shit you have to eat
WE SAY: The rich get more respect --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're talking through your hat (Irish)
WE SAY: I don't believe a word you're saying --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're full of beans
WE SAY: You're full of it
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THEY SAID: You're so full of shit, you're eyes are brown
WE SAY: You're lying
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THEY SAID: That's about as funny as a fart in a spacesuit
WE SAY: That's not funny at all --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're as nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers
WE SAY: You're really nervous
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THEY SAID: Bugger off!
WE SAY: Get lost!
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THEY SAID: Keep your pecker up (English)
WE SAY: Keep your nose (or chin) up - Cheer up --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You throw me
WE SAY: you thrill (or entice) me --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: dumb as dirt
WE SAY: ignorant
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THEY SAID: You are clumsy/awkward.
WE SAY: You about as smooth as a glass sandwich. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Plum tuckered out
WE SAY: Exhausted
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THEY SAID: Shakin like a dog shittin a peach pit
WE SAY: Trembling with fear
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THEY SAID: Tighter then a Hawk's ass in a power dive
WE SAY: she/hes good looking
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THEY SAID: chompin at the bit
WE SAY: really eager
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THEY SAID: Cain't get blood out of a turnip
WE SAY: can't get something that doesn't exist --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: till the cows come home
WE SAY: it'll be a while
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THEY SAID: you can dress em up but you can't take em out
WE SAY: in spite of the clothes, he's got no manners --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear
WE SAY: you get what you pay for --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: he/she is yanking your chain
WE SAY: he/she is giving you the run around --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Walk west/east 'til your hat floats!
WE SAY: Go away! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: S/He can't carry a tune in a bucket.
WE SAY: sings really, really bad --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Buzz off!
WE SAY: Go away!
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THEY SAID: That's about a subtle as a nuke coming over the pole.
WE SAY: Very obvious.
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THEY SAID: I've heard bugs fart underwater before.
WE SAY: Yeah, Right!
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THEY SAID: get my razor strap
WE SAY: your'e going to get your butt whipped! --------------------------------------------------
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THEY SAID: If wishes were fishes, all men would cast nets.
WE SAY: Happiness has many facets or success takes many paths. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: You'd lose your head if it weren't attached to your shoulders!
WE SAY: You're so irresponsible! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The lights are on but there's nobody home.
WE SAY: He/she is not connected to reality. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're gonna get the dampass and die!
WE SAY: Don't sit on the cold, wet ground! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You'uns come see us'uns, 'cause we'uns ain't got no way to come see you'uns.
WE SAY: You must come to see us because we have no transportation. --------------------------------------------------
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THEY SAID: Let's Splice the Mainbrace.
WE SAY: Let's Get Drunk.
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THEY SAID: Let's Splice the Mainbrace.
WE SAY: Let's Get Drunk.
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THEY SAID: So uptight; only dogs can hear you fart!
WE SAY: You need to relax.
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THEY SAID: Looks like S/He chased a fart through a barrel of nails!
WE SAY: S/He is pretty darn ugly. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I feel like hammered dog snot!
WE SAY: I feel pretty tired.
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THEY SAID: "Hold her, Knute, she's headin' for the timber"
WE SAY: "Wait a minute before it gets away from you" --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's as ugly as a mud fence and half as smart
WE SAY: not much to look at and not to bright to boot --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's dumber than a box of rocks
WE SAY: She is Stupid
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THEY SAID: She's about as bright as a small appliance bulb
WE SAY: not to bright
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THEY SAID: He is so tight you could shove a lump of coal up is ass and get a diamond
WE SAY: he is very tight
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THEY SAID: ya'll done et yet?
WE SAY: Have you eaten yet?
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THEY SAID: He's tighter than a clam's ass with lockjaw
WE SAY: Cheap bastard
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THEY SAID: Don't piss on my leg and then tell me it's raining.
WE SAY: Be honest and tell me the truth. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It is so hot that all the iron in my body turned to lead and all the lead has gone to my ass and all chairs are magnets.
WE SAY: The heat is taking away all my energy. --------------------------------------------------
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THEY SAID: "An 'em" (And them) as in "Let's go see Gramma an'em." Used even if there is only one person.
WE SAY: "Let's go see Gramma."
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THEY SAID: Stick it where the sun don't shine.
WE SAY: Keep your shit and shove it up your ass. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Your eyes look like two burned holes in a blanket
WE SAY: You look tired
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THEY SAID: Worthless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
WE SAY: Not worth anything
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THEY SAID: Not worth a plug nickel
WE SAY: Totally useless
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THEY SAID: He/She could eat popcorn out of a milk bottle
WE SAY: He/She 's got buck teeth --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: He/She could eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence
WE SAY: He/She has really bad bucked teeth --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ugly enough to make an onion cry
WE SAY: Really ugly
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THEY SAID: Ugly enough to run a haint (ghost) up a thorny bush
WE SAY: A really ugly person
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THEY SAID: If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough power to blow your nose
WE SAY: You're stupid
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THEY SAID: That made my ass want to dip a snuff
WE SAY: That went all over me (made me mad) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'd break her down like a shotgun
WE SAY: I'd like to have sex with her --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'll bet she could suck the water out of an old pump
WE SAY: She's an expert in performing oral sex --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: There ain't no grass growing under his feet
WE SAY: He never stands still
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THEY SAID: everwho
WE SAY: who ever
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THEY SAID: Your gonna have to lick thatcalf again
WE SAY: You are going to have to do the job over --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: So generous he would give away his arse and shit through his ribs.
WE SAY: Over generous
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THEY SAID: His head whistles in a cross wind.
WE SAY: He has no brains at all! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He needs his sleeves lengthened by a couple of feet so they can be tied in the back.
WE SAY: He's violent and crazy. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.
WE SAY: Easy come, easy go...
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THEY SAID: Hit the hay
WE SAY: Go to bed
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THEY SAID: He's pushin, up daisy's
WE SAY: He died --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's swimmin' in Davy Jones locker
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THEY SAID: He's swimmin' in Davy Jones locker
WE SAY: He drowned --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's tighter than the bark on a tree.
WE SAY: What a cheapskate!
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: You can shit in one hand and wish in the other; you know which one is gonna get full first.
WE SAY: No point in wishing for something, work for it instead. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If the dog hadn't stopped to take a crap he'd have caught the rabbit.
WE SAY: Don't have regrets about hesitating to do something --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: There are more horses asses than there are horses.
WE SAY: Referring to a person who is a jerk! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Get back to my rat killing.
WE SAY: Get back to work.
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THEY SAID: Don't judge people by your own half bushel.
WE SAY: Your standards aren't necessarily always right. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If you taped his mouth shut, he'd fart himself to death.
WE SAY: He is long winded
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THEY SAID: Keep your shorts dry.
WE SAY: Calm down. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Makes my ass want to chew tobacco.
WE SAY: Makes me mad.
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THEY SAID: I'm as full as a tick
WE SAY: I can't eat another bite. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hot enough to singe the feathers off a buzzard's ass.
WE SAY: Very hot! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: His mouth was going like a bell clapper on a goose's ass.
WE SAY: Talking too much.
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THEY SAID: It was on there like ugly on an ape
WE SAY: It was stuck on tight
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THEY SAID: It was on there like ugly on an ape
WE SAY: It was stuck on tight
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THEY SAID: I took off like a dirty shirt
WE SAY: I left in a hurry
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THEY SAID: As nervous as a long tailed cat in a rocking chair competion
WE SAY: i'm worried
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THEY SAID: Rougher than a cob!
WE SAY: Harsh, uneven
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THEY SAID: beshed-get beshe, or 'shed of
WE SAY: get rid of, leave
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THEY SAID: Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
WE SAY: It ain't so bad after all --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Just a load of bunkastunk and giddlyunk
WE SAY: Not much to speak of
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THEY SAID: "He's been doing this since God made dirt."
WE SAY: "He's been here a long time." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You go kill your own snakes.
WE SAY: Mind your own business. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: you're as independent as a hog on ice.
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: you're as independent as a hog on ice.
WE SAY: you always have to do it your own way, don't you? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You make my ass chew gum.
WE SAY: Very angry --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Lights on, but no bodys home.
WE SAY: S/He's not all there.
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THEY SAID: get a life
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: He ain't got sense enough to pound sand down a rat hole.
WE SAY: He's stupid.
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THEY SAID: dragging your feet
WE SAY: put the pedal to the metal --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You might be slick but you can't slide on barbed wire!
WE SAY: No matter how good you are, there are things you just can't do. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Good'er'n snuff and not half as dusty
WE SAY: Describes something that tastes very good and isn't messy --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: when God said let there be light, he hit the switch
WE SAY: he's pretty old
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: when God said "let there be light" he hit the switch.
WE SAY: he's pretty old
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THEY SAID: Colder 'n a witch's tit in a brass bra
WE SAY: REALLY cold
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THEY SAID: Peas 'n carrots, peas 'n carrots, peas 'n carrots
WE SAY::-) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Whatever blows your dress up
WE SAY: whatever makes you happy --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Go on with ya!
WE SAY: You flatter me.
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THEY SAID: Go on with ya!
WE SAY: You flatter me.
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THEY SAID: The proof's in the puddin'.
WE SAY: I told you so.
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THEY SAID: Get out there and knock the top off that grass.
WE SAY: Go mow the lawn.
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THEY SAID: I seen more hair on a billiard ball.
WE SAY: He's bald. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You can't polish a turd.
WE SAY: Don't try to be something you're not. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He/she's like a fart in a high wind.
WE SAY: He/she's a gadabout.
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THEY SAID: Gimme sugar.
WE SAY: Give me a kiss.
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THEY SAID: Lemme hug your neck.
WE SAY: Let me embrace you.
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THEY SAID: Sex at my age is like shootin' pool with a rope.
WE SAY: I'm too old for sex.
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THEY SAID: Sex at my age is like shootin' pool with a rope.
WE SAY: I'm too old for sex.
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THEY SAID: Making chicken soup out of chicken shit
WE SAY: getting the job done in spite of inferior material/supplies --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hey, you ain't buildin' a piano
WE SAY: you're doing too good of a job than it's worth --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're going to shit and fall back in it.
WE SAY: You're not really going to do that. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's not the sharpest tool in the shed
WE SAY: He's not too bright
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THEY SAID: He's not the brightest bulb on the tree
WE SAY: Not very bright
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THEY SAID: She's built like a brick shithouse.
WE SAY: She has a nice body.
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THEY SAID: It's like telling a hair-raising story to a bald man.
WE SAY: It's useless.
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THEY SAID: Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
WE SAY: It's all the same.
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THEY SAID: Same shit, different smell.
WE SAY: It's all the same.
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THEY SAID: He could stand in the middle of the week and see two Sundays.
WE SAY: Boy, is he cross-eyed.
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THEY SAID: She's easy on the eyes.
WE SAY: Wow, she's perdy!
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THEY SAID: Drunker than Cooter Brown on a bicycle.
WE SAY: Really drunk.
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THEY SAID: I told you kids a hundred million times, don't exagerate!
WE SAY: You're exagerating (but we know we do too). --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't be penurious.
WE SAY: Don't be stubborn and difficult. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The eagle shits today!
WE SAY: Today is payday!
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THEY SAID: s/he's digging for gold
WE SAY: s/he's pickin their nose --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: S/he's nine days older than God
WE SAY: S/he's very old
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THEY SAID: That is groovy.
WE SAY: That is mad fresh.
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THEY SAID: That is groovy.
WE SAY: That is mad fresh.
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THEY SAID: Rock and Roll will never die
WE SAY: Hip Hop is a culture
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THEY SAID: Gettin ready to make wet
WE SAY: It's about to rain
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THEY SAID: She acted like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
WE SAY: She was nervous.
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THEY SAID: I am as full as a tick.
WE SAY: I ate too much.
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THEY SAID: I am as sore as a boil.
WE SAY: I am sore. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: skin the rabbit
WE SAY: here, lets pull your shirt off --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: More room on the outside than there is on the inside
WE SAY: Sorry, I farted
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THEY SAID: He's dumber than owl shit
WE SAY: He's really dumb
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THEY SAID: Don't worry, it's the ones that sneak up on you that stink.
WE SAY: Sorry that I farted so loud. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's crazy.
WE SAY: His elevator's stuck between floors. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't blow sunshine up my skirt.
WE SAY: Don't try to fool me; don't try to put one over on me. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: He/she has no arm strength.
WE SAY: He couldn't throw out the trash! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He/she has no arm strength.
WE SAY: He couldn't throw out the trash! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He'd would worry the horns off a billy goat
WE SAY: He's annoying.
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THEY SAID: He's crooked as a barrel of snakes.
WE SAY: He's dishonest.
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THEY SAID: He lit out to town.
WE SAY: He went to town in a big hurry. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Rode hard and put away wet.
WE SAY: Looks really bad.
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THEY SAID: Plumb tuckered out.
WE SAY: Tired --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: More room on the outside than on the inside.
WE SAY: Excuse my flatulence.
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THEY SAID: You just ain't a bumpin' your gums.
WE SAY: I agree. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Dumb as a post.
WE SAY: REally dumb.
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THEY SAID: If it'd been a snake, it would've bit me.
WE SAY: It was right under my nose. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Cold as a well digger's tail.
WE SAY: Really cold.
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THEY SAID: Couldn't pour piss out of a boot.
WE SAY: Really dumb.
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THEY SAID: Ain't got the brains that God gave a goose.
WE SAY: Really dumb.
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THEY SAID: It's six of one, half a dozen of the other.
WE SAY: There's not much difference. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Give me some sugar.
WE SAY: Kiss me. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Happy as a pig in manure.
WE SAY: Contented. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That was larupin!
WE SAY: That was delicious!
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THEY SAID: Nothin' but push and grit for supper (push you feet under th table and grit your teeth).
WE SAY: There's not much for dinner tonight. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Lying like a dog.
WE SAY: Untruthful.
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THEY SAID: Hold your horses!
WE SAY: Be patient!
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THEY SAID: You're gonna have to roll me out of this kitchen.
WE SAY: I ate too much.
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THEY SAID: Drunk as a billy goat.
WE SAY: Intoxicated.
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THEY SAID: I'm fartin' dust.
WE SAY: I'm thirsty.
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THEY SAID: Nervous as a cat in a rocking chair factory.
WE SAY: Apprehensive.
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THEY SAID: Like a blind dog in a meathouse.
WE SAY: Enthusiastic.
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THEY SAID: Slick as owl s---.
WE SAY: Very slick.
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THEY SAID: She'd have to jump up and down in the rain to get wet.
WE SAY: She's very thin.
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THEY SAID: He lives so fur back in the woods he don't get the Grand Ole Opry until Wednesday night.
WE SAY: He lives in a very isolated area. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's got a barrel of money.
WE SAY: He's rich. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: At dark thirty.
WE SAY: Shortly after sunset.
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THEY SAID: Can't even afford a pisspot.
WE SAY: Very poor. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Squeaks when he walks.
WE SAY: Very frugal.
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THEY SAID: Couldn't play the radio.
WE SAY: Not musically talented. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You just ain't a whistlin' Dixie!
WE SAY: I agree. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Busy as a one-armed paper hanger.
WE SAY: Very busy. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Just between us chickens.
WE SAY: Let's keep it secret.
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THEY SAID: Set her cap for him.
WE SAY: Decided to purse him as a husband. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Like a dose of salts through a widder woman.
WE SAY: Fast. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It the Good Lord's willing and the creeks don't rise.
WE SAY: I will do it.
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THEY SAID: Ugly as homemade soap.
WE SAY: Really ugly.
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THEY SAID: It' been a coon's age.
WE SAY: A long time.
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THEY SAID: A month of Sundays.
WE SAY: A long time.
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THEY SAID: Get back to my rat killing.
WE SAY: Get back to work.
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THEY SAID: You workin' hard or hardly workin'?
WE SAY: How are you doing?
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THEY SAID: Don't know shit from Shinola.
WE SAY: Dumb. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "He don't know shit from shineola."
WE SAY: "He's not too sharp."
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THEY SAID: That's millions!
WE SAY: That's quite a lot!
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THEY SAID: That's a right smart bunch!
WE SAY: That's quite a few!
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: That`s Duck Soup
WE SAY: A Task Easley Done
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THEY SAID: That`s Duck Soup
WE SAY: A Task Easley Done
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THEY SAID: How Ya Like My New Digs
WE SAY: What Do You Think Of The New Place --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: feel like i was shot at and missed and shit at and hit
WE SAY: i feel awful
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THEY SAID: Would you like to redd up the table?
WE SAY: Would you please clear the table? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: Would you like to redd up the table?
WE SAY: Would you please clear the table? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: My back is ouchy today.
WE SAY: My back is kind of sore today. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I like gooseliver sandwiches.
WE SAY: I like liverwurst sandwiches. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: My brother hates onions and mangoes.
WE SAY: Mr brother hates onions and green peppers. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A penny saved is a penny earned.
WE SAY: A penny is worthless...they ought to stop making pennies. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That dame is a real bowwow.
WE SAY: That woman has the face of a baboon. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The Negroes all live in the colored section.
WE SAY: Most blacks used to live in the black part of town. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The spitzies are really carrying on this morning.
WE SAY: The sparrows are making a lot of noise this morning. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hold your horses, don't get all bent out of shape.
WE SAY: Relax, wait a minute, don't get all upset. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Henry got an E on his report card.
WE SAY: Michael got an F on his report card (and it wasn't even his fault!) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I ain't seed the likes a that in a coon's age.
WE SAY: I haven't seen anything like that in a long time. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If you play with yourself like that it's gonna make you crazy.
WE SAY: Masturbation is a harmless and useful way to relieve sexual tensions---and it helps you get in touch with yourself, too! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The Bible is the infallible, literal, very Word of God.
WE SAY: Jewish and Christian scriptures are promoted as being divinely inspired dictums from the invisible deity---very unlikely. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
WE SAY: Humans who live under moondomes shouldn't fire blasters. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Couldn' pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heal
WE SAY: Really dumb
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THEY SAID: Couldn' pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel
WE SAY: Really dumb
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THEY SAID: Don't get caught with your britches down
WE SAY: Think it through and be prepared --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Were you born in a barn?
WE SAY: Shut the door behind you --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: What's the matter with you.
WE SAY: What's your problem.
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THEY SAID: Looks like shit on a white chicken.
WE SAY: It's noticible and ugly. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: What crawled up your arse?
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: What crawled up your arse and died?
WE SAY: What's your problem?
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THEY SAID: He's as useless as tits on a boar hog
WE SAY: he's a good for nothing --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're shuttin the gate after the cows are out.
WE SAY: Think it through
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THEY SAID: you're putting the horse before the cart.
WE SAY: Think it through
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THEY SAID: If you dance, you gotta pay the fiddler
WE SAY: Is it worth it?
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THEY SAID: If you dance, you gotta pay the fiddler
WE SAY: Is it worth it? or - there is consequences for your actions --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: No room here for yellowbellies like you.
WE SAY: Can't is a coward and afraid to try. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Can't is a coward and afraid to try.
WE SAY: You're making excuses, you can do it so get it done. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: 'taint like hell, it won't last forever
WE SAY: this too will pass
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THEY SAID: 'taint like hell, it won't last forever
WE SAY: this too will pass
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THEY SAID: I'm busier than a cranberry merchant.
WE SAY: I've got 10 things going at once. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers.
WE SAY: I'm really nervous.
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THEY SAID: Slicker than cat shit on a linoleum floor.
WE SAY: That's really cool or slippery. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're suckin' hind tit.
WE SAY: You're not doing too well. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't shit in your mess kit.
WE SAY: Don't screw it up.
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THEY SAID: Dickin' the dog.
WE SAY: Messing things up.
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THEY SAID: I'm going to mount him like a show dog.
WE SAY: I'm going to chew him out. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: All we've got is hard dick and bubble gum, and we just ran out of bubble gum.
WE SAY: We're not doing too well. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That's a big goat rope.
WE SAY: I'ts a big mess.
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THEY SAID: If she needed to haul ass, she'd have to make two trips.
WE SAY: She's fat. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're an oxygen pirate.
WE SAY: You are a waste of space, you're stupid. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: What you don't have in your head, you must have in your feet.
WE SAY: Think first, before you make the trip. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I've known bait smarter than her.
WE SAY: Not too bright.
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THEY SAID: Madder than a boilt (boiled) owl (Kentucky)
WE SAY: Really mad --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Nothin ventured, nothing gained.
WE SAY: You win some, you lose some, and some get rained out, but you've gotta suit up for them all.
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THEY SAID: That really takes the cake!
WE SAY: I can't believe it, that's unbelievable {with shock, anger, disgust, etc}. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That really takes the cake!
WE SAY: I can't believe it, that's unbelievable {with shock, anger, disgust, etc}. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Iffen Gawd wuz a cucumber, I'd stick it in yor ear.
WE SAY: I don't want you listening to all that bad language! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Who dat fugly jiggaboo?
WE SAY: Who's that nigger?
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THEY SAID: Your eyes look like 2 piss holes in a snow bank!
WE SAY: You look a little hung over. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He looks different from how he used to look.
WE SAY: He looks different than he used to. (-Sloppy English-?) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: This page is very offensive!
WE SAY: I agree! TAKE OFF THE SMUT AND VULGARITY! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's colder than a dog's nose.
WE SAY: It's pretty cold.
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: It's puddinear time to go!
WE SAY: It's pretty close to when we have to go! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's comin down in buckets!
WE SAY: It's raining pretty hard! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Eat your dinner! Think of the poor starving children in Africa!
WE SAY: Eat your dinner! It will make you grow big and tall! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Gimme a little sugar, Honey!
WE SAY: I want a hug.
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THEY SAID: She's no spring chicken.
WE SAY: She's getting old.
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THEY SAID: I wasn't born yesterday.
WE SAY: I know a few things.
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THEY SAID: Half past kissin' time. Time to kiss again.
WE SAY: Look at me! Do you see a watch? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Three hairs past a freckle.
WE SAY: Look at me! Do you see a watch? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Keep your britches on!
WE SAY: Don't be so impatient!
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THEY SAID: Fill 'er up with Ethel.
WE SAY: Fill it up with premium gas. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Yew ain't nuthin' but a low down no good varmint.
WE SAY: You may be pathetically challenged, but Big Brother will take care of you..
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THEY SAID: Ootsen de broat uon buotter.
WE SAY: (Please) pass the bread and butter. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Keep yur knickers on lessen ye wanta be somebody's mama.
WE SAY: Do whatchoo wanna do, chile, jus' be sure to slip on a condom. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That guy is a cherry, he will not wanta suck clock.
WE SAY: He is a virgin and won't give you the time of day. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It was a blind date, but we went all the way.
WE SAY: We were both visually challenged, but unlike The President, we Did inhale. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: " Plug up the lamp."
WE SAY: "Plug in the lamp."
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THEY SAID: My stomache thinks my throat is cut
WE SAY: I'm hungry --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I feel like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
WE SAY: I am nervous
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THEY SAID: you couldn't catch a cold
WE SAY: your slow --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: she's a real bark stripper
WE SAY: she has powerful looking legs --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: if it were a snake,it would have bit you
WE SAY: Its right in front of you --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: he's a beanpole
WE SAY: skinny/thin
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THEY SAID: When did I become your servant?
WE SAY: Do the chore yourself
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THEY SAID: Leiber Got ischt schimpin!!!
WE SAY: God is angry(German granbdma said at lighting strikes/thunder) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: your barn door's open
WE SAY: man's fly is unzipped
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THEY SAID: the children in Cina are hungry
WE SAY: clean your plate-eat it all --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
WE SAY: You made a lucky guess
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THEY SAID: Like a rock in water
WE SAY: Can't swim!
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THEY SAID: Flew the coop!
WE SAY: Escaped
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THEY SAID: Wearing the king's new suit
WE SAY: Naked --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: In his cups
WE SAY: Drunk
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THEY SAID: Can't hit the broadside of a barn!
WE SAY: Wild pitcher or shooter. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't get your bowels in an uproar
WE SAY: calm down --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: she's jail bait
WE SAY: she's a minor(underage) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Good thing elephants don't fly
WE SAY: Just been hit by bird dropping --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: bet even her dog bites her when she gets home
WE SAY: she is homely
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THEY SAID: He went like a "house-a-fire"
WE SAY: Ran very fast
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THEY SAID: Beggars are not choosers
WE SAY: Be satisfied with what I gave you --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's hot as a firecracker
WE SAY: A compliment to a womans beauty/peronality --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's wound up like a preacher on sabbath
WE SAY: Hyperactive
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THEY SAID: One bale short of a full load
WE SAY: Stupid --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: monkey see-monkey do
WE SAY: Copycat --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't poop near the tepee
WE SAY: Keep your problems away from home --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Close only counts in horshoes and hand grenades.
WE SAY: Your answer was wrong,but near to correct. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Sounds like a tin Lizzy-
WE SAY: Noisy automobile.
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THEY SAID: Gramps would turn over in his grave
WE SAY: You just did something bad. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Your hand will grow out of your grave-
WE SAY: Children shiouldn't hit their mothers. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Do you have wooden ears?
WE SAY: Did you hear me?
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THEY SAID: Aint fell in the paint
WE SAY: Don't say aint!
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THEY SAID: She doesn't have brains enough to come in out of the rain
WE SAY: Stupid or no common sense --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Only mad dogs and Englishmen stay out in this heat
WE SAY: Get under the shade- its too hot/sunny --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm so hungry, I could eat the north end of a southbound skunk.
WE SAY: I'm starved.
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THEY SAID: You must have breakfast everyday.
WE SAY: Milk is good for your health. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You must have breakfast everyday.
WE SAY: Milk is good for your health. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You must have breakfast everyday.
WE SAY: Milk is good for your health. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You must have breakfast everyday.
WE SAY: Milk is good for your health. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You must have breakfast everyday.
WE SAY: Milk is good for your health. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Randy as a two- peckered billgoat
WE SAY: Really horny
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THEY SAID: Rattlesnakes were so big they didn't have rattles, had bells, played "Nearer My God To Thee"
WE SAY: Big BIGGG rattlesnakes - (Heard during boot training at Ft. Polk, La.) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm as scared of him as a possum is an axe handle!
WE SAY: Old times used to catch a possom, put an axe handle on its neck, hold it down with a foot and jerk the animal's tail to break it's neck! Mr Grandpa from La.
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THEY SAID: the bull, dick, cop
WE SAY: 6'up --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: ride ole' dirty face (a boxcar)
WE SAY: catch out on a '48
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THEY SAID: youse guys
WE SAY: ya'll
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THEY SAID: She had a caniption fit!
WE SAY: She lost her cool
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THEY SAID: even a blind hog finds an acorn once in awhile
WE SAY: everyone gets a break once in awhile --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm going to turn you over my checkered apron.
WE SAY: I'm going to spank you
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THEY SAID: I'm so hungry I could eat a frozen dog.
WE SAY: I'm starving.
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THEY SAID: Leftover pizza crusts given to the dogs
WE SAY: Pizza bones
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THEY SAID: That picture on the wall is kinda side-oglin'.
WE SAY: That picture on the wall is crooked. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: what is happening?
WE SAY: What's Giggin?
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THEY SAID: Having sex
WE SAY: doing the dirty dog
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THEY SAID: Having sex
WE SAY: bumping uglies
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THEY SAID: Having sex
WE SAY: doing the nasty puppie
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THEY SAID: doing something impossible
WE SAY: its like pushing a car up a hill with a rope --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?
WE SAY: Naturally --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It takes two to be a pain in the ass.
WE SAY: You're a pain in the ass. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Iff'n yu'll jus' stop pickin' yur nose fur a minit, you kin put yur X rightchere on tha piece a paper.
WE SAY: Sign here. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I aint seed sech wether in a coon's age.
WE SAY: I haven't seen weather like this for a long time. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I don't want to come back there and straighten you out
WE SAY: Please quiet down before I give you a time out --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: shit far!!!
WE SAY: how about that!
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THEY SAID: I've got the hershey squirts
WE SAY: I think I have to go to the bathroom --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: man, I've got the back door trots
WE SAY: I think I have the intestinal flu --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Sorry, I got my tongue over my eye teeth, and couldn't see what I was saying
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Sorry, I got my tongue over my eye teeth, and couldn't see what I was saying
WE SAY: Sorry, for not speaking distinctly --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Sorry, I got my tongue over my eye teeth, and couldn't see what I was saying
WE SAY: Sorry, for not speaking distinctly --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Talk the handles off a piss-pot
WE SAY: Talk a blue streak
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THEY SAID: Uglier than fartin' old loud in church.
WE SAY: Pretty ugly.
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THEY SAID: You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
WE SAY: Do the best you can with what you have. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Crazy
WE SAY: Hasn't got all of his/her marbles --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Crazy
WE SAY: Hasn't got all of his/her marbles --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Crazy
WE SAY: Hasn't got all of his/her ducks in a row --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Crazy
WE SAY: Hasn't got all of his/her ducks in a row --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "Must have been a lie!"
WE SAY: "I forgot what I was going to say" (the above is said after you wonder outloud, "what was I going to say?" --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "He'd hafta stand on a brick to kick a duck in the ass."
WE SAY: My, but he's short.
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THEY SAID: "She's easier to jump over than walk around."
WE SAY: She's short and fat!
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THEY SAID: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
WE SAY: What do you want for nothing? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: if that dont hang the rag on the bush....
WE SAY: Well I'll be
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THEY SAID: Is a frog's ass watertight?
WE SAY: A yes answer to a question --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That sucks a rotten egg!
WE SAY: That's dissappointing.
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THEY SAID: You can't polish shit.
WE SAY: You get what you pay for. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Morning Glory what's your story
WE SAY: good morning girl how you feeling? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That dog can find a coon's skeleton in a holler tree
WE SAY: that hunting dog's got a cold nose --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She has really broke since I last saw her.
WE SAY: She has aged a lot since I last saw her. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She has really broke since I last saw her.
WE SAY: She has aged a lot since I last saw her. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That aint no hill for a stepper...
WE SAY: I know that you can do it... --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Quit messin' and gommin'
WE SAY: Quit making a mess
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THEY SAID: Back in the teapot, doormouse.
WE SAY: Be quiet, child.
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THEY SAID: Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box
WE SAY: You are really stupid
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THEY SAID: He only has half- sense and one eye.
WE SAY: He's mentally challenged. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That is the best thing to come along since sliced bread...
WE SAY: Hmm. Technology. Aint it something? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: he could break a crow bar in a sand-box
WE SAY: he tears up everything he touches --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's six sheets to the wind.
WE SAY: He's drunk.
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THEY SAID: he/she could talk the horns off a billygoat
WE SAY: talks too much
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THEY SAID: Have to give you a dime to make you worth killing.
WE SAY: You're useless
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THEY SAID: Useless as tits on a boar hog.
WE SAY: You ain't got what it takes. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: We be slaughtering some cattle
WE SAY: describing flatulance the morning after a night of beer drinking --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from
WE SAY: she has a nice ass
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THEY SAID: I would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from
WE SAY: She has a nice arse
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THEY SAID: I would eat her shit for a mile just to see where it came from
WE SAY: She has a nice arse
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THEY SAID: She's ridin' the cotton pony!
WE SAY: She is experiencing PMS. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't look for a zebra in a herd of horses.
WE SAY: Don't make something out, to be what it's not. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A closed mouth don't catch no flies
WE SAY: shut up while you're ahead --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A closed mouth don't catch no flies
WE SAY: shut up while you're ahead --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Life is rough
WE SAY: Rife is luff
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THEY SAID: It's raining pitchforks and hammerhatchets
WE SAY: It's raining buckets
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THEY SAID: As useless as tits on a boar-hog!
WE SAY: Of no use to anyone of discernment. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm gonna paddle your little canoe right up the river!!
WE SAY: You better behave, or you'll be punished. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If I was shootin' fer shit I wouldn't even get a smell.
WE SAY: I had a bad day at hunting. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That makes the cheese more binding.
WE SAY: That's an interesting development. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He who smelt it dealt it.
WE SAY: The first guy to complain about a fart is the one who did it. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ain't you the cat's ass.
WE SAY: You think you're pretty cool, don't you? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: your ass sucks buttermilk
WE SAY: you don't know what your talking about --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: your mouth goes like a clapper on a gooses ass
WE SAY: you talk too much!
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THEY SAID: He's lower than a snake's dick in the dirt
WE SAY: He's pretty sneaky!
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THEY SAID: Cold enough to slaughter a hog
WE SAY: it's Cold --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Up the creek without a paddle
WE SAY: in big trouble
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THEY SAID: Barking Spiders!
WE SAY: (heard this expression in Rolla MO a few years back when an older gentleman audibly passed gas.
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THEY SAID: She's crazy.
WE SAY: The lights are on but nobody's home. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: my asshole is sucking beer bottles
WE SAY: I'm flat broke
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THEY SAID: happy as a pig in shit
WE SAY: very happy or satisfied --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's a couplet short of a sonnet.
WE SAY: He's not too bright.
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THEY SAID: I buy you books and buy you books, and all you do is chew the covers.
WE SAY: I am wasting my time.
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THEY SAID: The more I teach you, the dumber I get.
WE SAY: You are driving me crazy. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm gonna tape your ass together until your belly swells up like a snare drum
WE SAY: Stop farting
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THEY SAID: I'm gonna tape your ass together until your belly swells up like a snare drum
WE SAY: Stop farting
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THEY SAID: crazy as a shit- house rat
WE SAY: insane --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: crazy as a shit- house rat
WE SAY: insane --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Cold hands, warm heart, dirty feet, and no sweetheart.
WE SAY: He/she deserves better??? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You could start a feather at one end of town, and by the time it got to the other end, it'd be a whole flock of geese!
WE SAY: Rumors are spread and expanded on. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He squeezes his quarters 'til the eagles shit.
WE SAY: He's a tightwad.
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THEY SAID: Never rob a Chinese restaurant...
WE SAY: You'll be broke in an hour ! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't look at me in that tone of voice
WE SAY: Don't give me that "bad" attitude --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He got a celestial discharge.
WE SAY: He died (in the hospital.) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That's jet!
WE SAY: That's cool!
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THEY SAID: He stood there with his finger up his ass, and his mind in Arkansas.
WE SAY: A day dreamer, ne'er do well, etc... --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY: I would if I could, but I can't so I won't --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Beats the cat hairs out of me! (Idaho)
WE SAY: I dunno --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's a necessary evil, like bob wire and cat houses
WE SAY: It's not all that necessary --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Wa'll I'll be dipped, diddled, and hung up to dry.
WE SAY: I'm suprised
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THEY SAID: Sharp as a bowling ball, quick as a tree
WE SAY: Not too bright
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THEY SAID: He'd have to stand on an 11 foot ladder to scratch an ant's belly
WE SAY: He is short
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THEY SAID: Wish in one hand and spit in the other and see which one gets full quicker.
WE SAY: Wishing doesn't get anything accomplished. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: S/he doesn't even make good gator bait.
WE SAY: Useless. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't get your panties in a wad.
WE SAY: Calm down. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Live hard, die young and make a pretty corpse.
WE SAY: Slow down or your life will be over too soon. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He doesn't have half-sense and one-eye.
WE SAY: He's not very smart.
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THEY SAID: He doesn't have half-sense and one-eye.
WE SAY: He's not very smart.
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THEY SAID: He doesn't have half-sense and one-eye.
WE SAY: He's not very smart.
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THEY SAID: He doesn't have half-sense and one-eye.
WE SAY: He's not very smart.
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THEY SAID: chattering like a clatterbone in a goose's ass
WE SAY: really talking a lot!
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THEY SAID: Weaker than a Friday Fart on Monday
WE SAY: I'm very tired
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THEY SAID: Don't get in a hurry
WE SAY: Don't get your underwear in a knot --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Does that make you happy?
WE SAY: Does that float your boat? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Does that make you happy?
WE SAY: Does that melt your butter? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's addlpated
WE SAY: He's mixed up, confused, eccentric, crazy --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's addlepated
WE SAY: He's mixed up, confused, eccentric, crazy --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's solving the great mystery
WE SAY: He died --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "All is possible, the impossible too!", called Smarandache Paradox.
WE SAY: See http://www.gallup.unm.edu/~smarandache/paradox.txt for more such expressions called. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Gittin old ain't for sissies
WE SAY: It's hell to get old
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THEY SAID: People in Hell want ice water, that doesn't mean they get it!
WE SAY: You don't always get what you want --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: This milk is blinky.
WE SAY: This milk is on the verge of going sour. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Make coffee, please
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Madder than a wet hen!
WE SAY: Very upset.
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THEY SAID: He has about as much of a chance as a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.
WE SAY: Your chances aren't very good at all. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The Devil is beating his wife!
WE SAY: It is raining and the sun is shining! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If I'm not Ready, I'm Ready's calf.
WE SAY: yes, i'm ready to go.
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THEY SAID: I feel like I've been rode hard and put away wet
WE SAY: I'm exhausted
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THEY SAID: Let's make like a cow turd and hit the trail!
WE SAY: Let's go! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I have to talk to a man about a horse.
WE SAY: I have to urinate.
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THEY SAID: Whatever creams your twinkie.
WE SAY: Whatever makes you happy. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Whatever floats your boat.
WE SAY: Whatever makes you happy. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's as sharp as a bowling ball.
WE SAY: He's not very smart.
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THEY SAID: He's half a bubble off.
WE SAY: He's strange. (not level headed) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's a two bagger.
WE SAY: She's very ugly. (2 bags on her head in case one rips open) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Taking the shoeleather express
WE SAY: walking --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's slower than molasses in a January thaw
WE SAY: He is very slow
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THEY SAID: She's colder than a witch's titty
WE SAY: She is not friendly
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THEY SAID: He's not worth the (gun) powder to blow him to hell
WE SAY: He is worthless.
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THEY SAID: He has more money than Carter has liver pills
WE SAY: He has a lot of money.
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THEY SAID: ought and ought is ought.
WE SAY: zero plus zero equals zero --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Queer as Dick's hatband
WE SAY: Oddball --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Well frost my balls!
WE SAY: I'll be damned.
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THEY SAID: Calling the kettle black
WE SAY: ?????? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's raining cats and dogs (and hailing taxis)
WE SAY: It's a monsoon
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THEY SAID: She's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
WE SAY: She's very nervous and hyperactive. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
WE SAY: She's very nervous and hyperactive. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
WE SAY: She's very nervous and hyperactive. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Stop momicking the cake.
WE SAY: Stop making a mess of the cake. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Stop momicking the cake.
WE SAY: Stop making a mess of the cake. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: This thing is all whee-whawed.
WE SAY: This thing is out of alignment. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: This thing is all whee-whawed.
WE SAY: This thing is out of alignment. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's meaner than a striped snake.
WE SAY: He's very mean.
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THEY SAID: He's meaner than a striped snake.
WE SAY: He's very mean.
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THEY SAID: Itcome a frog strangler
WE SAY: Raining very hard
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THEY SAID: It was a real gully washer
WE SAY: Very hard rain
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THEY SAID: It was a turd floater
WE SAY: Hard rain --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Your daddy aint a glass maker.
WE SAY: Get out of the way, I can't see through you! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: " I told him/her how the cat walked the clothesline"
WE SAY: I told him/her exactly how things are/were --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I feel like a gunny sack full of festered assholes.
WE SAY: I don't feel well.
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THEY SAID: I'll be ready in two shakes of a lamb's tail
WE SAY: i'll be ready really soon --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'll be ready in two shakes of a lamb's tail
WE SAY: i'll be ready really soon --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: So cold that it took two coyotes to start a jack rabbit
WE SAY: Really cold
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THEY SAID: It's coming down like a cow pissin' on a flat rock.
WE SAY: It's raining very hard. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Rainin' like pourin' piss out of a boot.
WE SAY: It's a downpour.
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THEY SAID: He couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a banjo.
WE SAY: He is in a hitting slump. (Baseball) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Drunker than six Indians.
WE SAY: Very drunk.
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THEY SAID: Colder than a welldigger's ass.
WE SAY: Very cold. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If his brains was dynamite, he could't blow his nose.
WE SAY: Not too smart.
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THEY SAID: If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, everyday would be Christmas.
WE SAY: Stop making excuses.
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THEY SAID: He beat me like a redheaded stepchild.
WE SAY: I lost badly.
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THEY SAID: Make like a bird and get the flock outta here.
WE SAY: Time to leave.
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THEY SAID: You kiss your mother with that mouth?
WE SAY: Stop cursing.
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THEY SAID: If brains was gasoline, he couldn't run a mosquitoe's motorscooter around the inside of a Cheerio.
WE SAY: He is very dumb.
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THEY SAID: He is so tight, you couldn't pull a needle out of his ass with a tractor.
WE SAY: He is a tightwad.
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THEY SAID: Who peed in your cornflakes this morning?
WE SAY: Why are you so cranky?
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THEY SAID: That went over like a turd in a punchbowl.
WE SAY: That didn't go well.
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THEY SAID: I wouldn't pee down her throat if her tonsils were on fire.
WE SAY: I don't like her.
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THEY SAID: I would rather be pissed off than pissed on.
WE SAY: Don't try taking advantage of me. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's like wiping your ass with a hula hoop.
WE SAY: Endless, repetitous.
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THEY SAID: Speak, Oh Toothless One!
WE SAY: I wish you would quit farting. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Faster than a striped-assed ape.
WE SAY: Runs very fast.
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THEY SAID: Born tired and raised lazy.
WE SAY: Worthless. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I just don't amount to much anymore.
WE SAY: I didn't get much work done. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Slower than the seven-year itch.
WE SAY: Very slow. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Unhitch the plow!
WE SAY: Run faster!
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THEY SAID: You want sympathy? It's in the dictionary, right next to syphilis.
WE SAY: Stop feeling sorry for yourself. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If you don't stop crying, I will give you something to cry about.
WE SAY: I am just about ready to give you a spanking. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Good one, Grace.
WE SAY: That was pretty klutzy. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Roundheels.
WE SAY: Easy woman.
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THEY SAID: When you are up to your ass in alligators, it is time to drain the swamp.
WE SAY: Get busy and get to work. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Assholes and elbows.
WE SAY: Very busy. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Someone sat on a duck.
WE SAY: Someone passed gas.
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THEY SAID: Old as the hills, and twice as dusty.
WE SAY: That is an old joke.
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THEY SAID: No good deed goes unpunished.
WE SAY: Life isn't fair.
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THEY SAID: "I see," said the blind man. But he didn't see at all.
WE SAY: You are confusing me.
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THEY SAID: I was born at night, but it wasn't last night.
WE SAY: I think you are lying to me. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You can't teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
WE SAY: Sounds like a hopeless situation. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: They're Fardowns... (of Irish origin)
WE SAY: They're poor and of low social status --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Gotta lick a cat's ass twice to get the taste out of my mouth
WE SAY: That tastes very bad
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THEY SAID: If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, they'd call her porcupine.
WE SAY: What a ho! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm so hungry, I could eat a babies butt through a park bench
WE SAY: I'm really hungry
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THEY SAID: Diggin for gold
WE SAY: Cleaning your nose
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THEY SAID: => Talk thus to the marines, but not so to me, who have seen these things... [William Tecumseh Sherman]
WE SAY: That's BS --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: => Hold the fort, for I am coming! [William Tecumseh Sherman] [William Tecumseh Sherman]
WE SAY: Hang on, I'm coming!
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THEY SAID: Damned if you do, and damned if you don't!
WE SAY: You can't win.
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THEY SAID: That's the goat's pants!
WE SAY: That's the best!
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THEY SAID: He up before the crows pee
WE SAY: He's an early riser
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THEY SAID: Cleaning out the dance hall?
WE SAY: Picking the nose
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THEY SAID: You are in deep do do
WE SAY: You are in serious trouble --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Down the road "two hicks and a hollar"
WE SAY: Don't know how far it is --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY: good morning
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THEY SAID: hello
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: Now he's pushing up daisies.
WE SAY: He died. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's so crooked, he can't lay straight in bed without a ruler.
WE SAY: He's a crook, a real shyster. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: People in hell want ice-water
WE SAY: Just because you want it doesn't mean you'll get it --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: GET LOST
WE SAY: GO POUND SAND
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THEY SAID: He's busy as a cat covering up shit on a piece of tin
WE SAY: He's really busy!
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THEY SAID: She lives in Plum Nelly - plum out the country nelly out the world
WE SAY: She lives in the backwoods. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That dog won't hunt/ that dog'll hunt.
WE SAY: That idea won't work/ That'll work --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "Big-Gate" talk
WE SAY: Bragging
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THEY SAID: All don't kill'll fatten
WE SAY: Go ahead and eat it (something dropped on floor or ground) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: All don't kill'll fatten
WE SAY: Go ahead and eat it (something dropped on floor or ground) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Columbus kicked the snot out of an Indian for telling that one
WE SAY: That story wasn't funny the first time I heard it - years ago. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Chickens will come home to roost.
WE SAY: Everyone has to pay for what they do eventually. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Wish in one hand, shit in the other; see which gets filled first.
WE SAY: Make your own dreams come true. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Nuttier than a pet coon!!
WE SAY: Crazy --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: For liberty and justice for all.
WE SAY: You drive me up the wall. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY: A bored person is a boring person --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't ever get into a pissing contest with a skunk.
WE SAY: You'll never win an argument with an aggresive fool. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: gaite paris
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
WE SAY: It sure is cold
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THEY SAID: .
WE SAY: It sure is cold
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THEY SAID: That would "gag a maggot"
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That would "choke a buzzard off a gut wagon"
WE SAY: That's nasty
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THEY SAID: Out yonder
WE SAY: Out there
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THEY SAID: I speck not
WE SAY: I guess not
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THEY SAID: Dryer'n a powder house fart
WE SAY: Very dry --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hornier'n a road lizard
WE SAY: Really horney
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THEY SAID: S/He could talk the horns off of a brass billy goat.
WE SAY: S/He is too long winded. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He loved her like thunder wrappin' round a stump.
WE SAY: He really loved her.
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THEY SAID: I wouldn't go partners on a butcher knife.
WE SAY: I don't trust him.
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THEY SAID: Bent like a dogs elbow!
WE SAY: S/He is very drunk
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THEY SAID: great googly moggley
WE SAY: god damn it!
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THEY SAID: Mexican strawberries
WE SAY: Beans --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Air tights
WE SAY: Beans
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THEY SAID: Mormon silk
WE SAY: Hay baler twine
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THEY SAID: He's one more reason why there are more horse's asses than horses in the world.
WE SAY: He's just another of the many stupid people in the world. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Better than a kick in the ass with a copper-toed boot.
WE SAY: It is better than nothing. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Anytime you feel froggy--------start hoppin'.
WE SAY: If you want t fight--- - start it. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's daylight in the swamp
WE SAY: It's morning
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: Blow me, then go away!
WE SAY: Blow me, then go away!
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THEY SAID: Whatever rows your boat
WE SAY: Whatever makes you happy --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It come a turd floater
WE SAY: Very hard rain
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THEY SAID: That was a real gulley washer
WE SAY: Torrential rain
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THEY SAID: when the chips are down , the buffalo is empty.
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: don't squat on your spurs.
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: don't piss on my back and tell me its raining.
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't get above your raisin'
WE SAY: Don't forget where you came from --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Down the road a piece
WE SAY: About a half a mile away --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Up shit creek without a paddle
WE SAY: In a bind --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof!
WE SAY: Nervous --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He'd steal pennies off a dead man's eyes
WE SAY: He's unethical/dishonest --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Can't never could do nothing
WE SAY: Stop saying "I can't" and try (have confidence in yourself) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag
WE SAY: He's weak/stupid
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THEY SAID: Bumper Chute
WE SAY: Umbrella
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THEY SAID: stove up
WE SAY: ?? looking for meaning
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THEY SAID: stump water
WE SAY: weak coffee
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: Get off your high- horse
WE SAY: calm down --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: there is something rotten in Denmark
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: there is something rotten in Denmark
WE SAY: cut off your nose to spite your face --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: there is something rotten in Denmark
WE SAY: cut off your nose to spite your face --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: yonder
WE SAY: over there, or quite a ways away --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: ...like puttin socks on a rooster
WE SAY: very difficult
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THEY SAID: whippersnapper
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs
WE SAY: I'm really nervous
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THEY SAID: I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs
WE SAY: I'm really nervous
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THEY SAID: I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs
WE SAY: I'm really nervous
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THEY SAID: We were so poor we ate our cereal with a fork so others could share the milk
WE SAY: We were really poor
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THEY SAID: The empty wagon rattles the loudest.
WE SAY: Those that talk the loudest, have the leat to say. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The empty wagon rattles the loudest.
WE SAY: Those that talk the loudest, have the least to say. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The empty wagon rattles the loudest.
WE SAY: Those who talk loudest, have the least to say. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The empty wagon rattles the loudest.
WE SAY: Those who talk loudest, have the least to say. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Cold as a penguins pecker.
WE SAY: Really cold.
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THEY SAID: Those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind.
WE SAY: Those that really care about you will stand by you, and those that don't stand by you never really cared anyway . --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't git above yer raisin.
WE SAY: Always remember where you came from . --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You'll pay fer yer raisin.
WE SAY: When you have kids you will know the hurt they can cause. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That [thing that pulls] couldn't pull a greasy string out of a pigs butt.
WE SAY: [thing that pulls] is weak or ineffective --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: This [vehicle] is shaking like a dog crapping apricot seeds
WE SAY: This [vehicle] is REALLY shaking --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's not smart enough to do the job.
WE SAY: He couldn't stick his thumb up his ass with three jabs. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm stuffed
WE SAY: I'm as full as a bloated tick. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Not much of a selection.
WE SAY: It looks like a picked over scab. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Not much of a selection.
WE SAY: It looks like a picked over scab. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Not much of a selection.
WE SAY: It looks like a picked over scab. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He/She's as useless as tits on a boar pig.
WE SAY: He/She's not much help. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Red in the Morning Sailor's Warning, Red at Night Sailor's Delight
WE SAY: Red skys in the morning means bad weather, Red skys at night means Good weather
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: i take pen in hand
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't know shit from a good grade of clay.
WE SAY: You don't know what you're talking about. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You'd make a better door than a window.
WE SAY: Move out of the way, I can't see the tv. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's way down by Reeses mill.
WE SAY: It's too cold to measure. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Even a blind pig can find an acorn
WE SAY: Chances are good anyone can do it --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Pretty is , as pretty does. but good is chuck to the bone
WE SAY: It is better to be a good person than only a pretty one --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: soap is cheap
WE SAY: above all else practice cleanliness --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: soap is cheap
WE SAY: above all else practice cleanliness --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Now your cooking with gas.
WE SAY: You are doing it correctly now. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: All it needs is a wheel.
WE SAY: I can fix it.
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THEY SAID: It's purtineer nine o'clock.
WE SAY: It's almost nine o'clock. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's sharper than a tack.
WE SAY: She's really intelligent. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The Pope's Nose
WE SAY: The Turkey tail, or the part that went over the fence last. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Touch that, and I'll break your fingers, touch it again, and I'll have to hurt you.
WE SAY: I wouldn't touch that if I were you. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Drier than a popcorn fart
WE SAY: Exceedingly dry weather --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Plague take it!
WE SAY: Darn this thing!
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THEY SAID: busier than a cat covering shit on a cement sidewalk
WE SAY: extremely busy
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THEY SAID: She's slipperier than a pig on ice
WE SAY: Don't trust her
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THEY SAID: Right smart much
WE SAY: A whole lot
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THEY SAID: If wishes were fishes we'd have them in our dishes.
WE SAY: Don't spend all your time wishing for things you don't really need. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If wishes were fishes we'd have them in our dishes.
WE SAY: Don't spend all your time wishing for things you don't really need. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: stove up
WE SAY: crippled. i.e. he was in a bad accident now he's all stove up --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Well, hell's bells!
WE SAY: I'm exasperated!
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THEY SAID: I don't have a dog in this fight!
WE SAY: No way will I get involved. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: There's enough blue sky to make a Dutchman's breeches
WE SAY: It's clearing up
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THEY SAID: He ain't all "coupled up." (railroad worker's saying)
WE SAY: His brain isn't connected. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The Devil is licking his wife
WE SAY: The sun is shining & it's raining at the same time --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: T' heck you say!
WE SAY: You're kidding!
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THEY SAID: She's not the brightest bulb on the tree.
WE SAY: She's a little slow...Merry Christmas! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Send out an S.O.S., cuz you're 'Stuck On Stupid'
WE SAY: That was a dumb thing to do! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Anybody who'd do that would pull up green corn.
WE SAY: He's really mean.
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THEY SAID: I'll go pick it off my money tree!
WE SAY: I don't have that much money! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt.
WE SAY: If you don't know what you are talking about than keep your mouth shut, --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: make haste
WE SAY: hurry
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THEY SAID: An apple dosen't fall to far from the tree.
WE SAY: Your kids are a product of their environment. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: An apple dosen't fall to far from the tree.
WE SAY: Your kids are a product of their environment. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: An apple dosen't fall to far from the tree.
WE SAY: Your kids are a product of their environment. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's busier 'n a three-peckered billy goat!
WE SAY: He's been really busy!
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: "LAND O'GOSHEN!"
WE SAY: "GOOD LORD!"
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THEY SAID: THEY SAID: S/He was jumping around like a fart in a mitten.
WE SAY: THEY SAID: S/He was jumping around like a fart in a mitten hunting for the thumnb!
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THEY SAID: THEY SAID: S/He was jumping around like a fart in a mitten.
WE SAY: THEY SAID: S/He was jumping around like a fart in a mitten hunting for the thumnb!
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THEY SAID: Ten years from now, you'll never know the difference
WE SAY: It's no big deal
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THEY SAID: THEY SAID: S/He was jumping around like a fart in a mitten.
WE SAY: THEY SAID: S/He was jumping around like a fart in a mitten hunting for the thumnb!
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THEY SAID: The rocks in his head fit the holes in hers.
WE SAY: They're both crazy
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THEY SAID: If it's not broken, don't fix it.
WE SAY: Don't do any more than you have to. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Slide 'er across and lead 'er out a-bawlin'!
WE SAY: Make my steak rare!
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THEY SAID: He can't help being ugly but he could stay home.
WE SAY: ugly people should stay home --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: There must be something in the air.
WE SAY: They're crazy!
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THEY SAID: I'll go to the foot of our stairs.
WE SAY: I'm surprised
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THEY SAID: Doesn't know "shit" from Shinola
WE SAY: Stupid to the extreme
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THEY SAID: It's rainning cats and dogs.
WE SAY: It's really rainning alot. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Clear as pea soup in mud puddle on a foggy day.
WE SAY: Not to clear, don't understand. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Jump off a high bridge at low tide.
WE SAY: Get lost. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Someone left the barn door open and now I'm a little horse.
WE SAY: I have a sore throat.
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THEY SAID: qwitcherbellyachin!
WE SAY: Stop whining!
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THEY SAID: Goody goody gum drops
WE SAY: That's wonderful!
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THEY SAID: Picalilly
WE SAY: Sweet pickle relish
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THEY SAID: She(he) couldn't find her ass with two hands and a flashlight.
WE SAY: She(he) is an incapable person --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Up in the air like a dog between two trees
WE SAY: undecided --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Running around like a blind dog in a meat house
WE SAY: at loose ends
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THEY SAID: It's like shoveling shit against the tide
WE SAY: the effort is not making progress --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I am madder than a wet hen.....
WE SAY: Im pissed off....
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THEY SAID: Quicker than a cat can lick his ass.
WE SAY: Pretty fast.
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THEY SAID: You look like a bag of smashed assholes with the pretty ones picked out
WE SAY: Damn you're ugly
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THEY SAID: There to, to stay put!
WE SAY: I'm right and that's all there is to say. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: For cryin' out loud!
WE SAY: For goodness sake!
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THEY SAID: Independent as a hog on ice.
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Give me some sugar.
WE SAY: Give me a kiss.
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THEY SAID: LORD LOVE A DUCK!
WE SAY: WHAT A SURPRISE -OR- WHAT A STORY --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Just because the kittens are born in the oven don't make them biscuits
WE SAY: Your roots don't go back far enough to make you a real native. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Finer than frog's hair.
WE SAY: That's wonderful.
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THEY SAID: That and 25 cents will give you a quarter.
WE SAY: There's not a lot of merit to that thing. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If you set on a cement floor it will give you piles.
WE SAY: If you set on a hard surface ro long you could get hemmoriods --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If you set on a cement floor it will give you piles.
WE SAY: If you set on a hard surface toolong you could get hemmoriods --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If you set on a cement floor it will give you piles.
WE SAY: If you set on a hard surface toolong you could get hemmoriods --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If you set on a cement floor it will give you piles.
WE SAY: If you set on a hard surface toolong you could get hemmoriods --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: yes, of course
WE SAY: yeah buddy
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THEY SAID: looks like two wildcats fighting in a croker sack(FL
WE SAY: a woman walking a way wearing a tight pair of jean(Florida expression in the 1940's and 50's)
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THEY SAID: looks like two wildcats fighting in a croker sack . (local Flordia expression in the 40's and 50's
WE SAY: a woman walking a way wearing a tight pair of jeans --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: looks like two wildcats fighting in a croker sack . (local Flordia expression in the 40's and 50's
WE SAY: a woman walking a way wearing a tight pair of jeans --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Candy bar bones, artichoke bones, .
WE SAY: Parts left over after the food is eaten, ie. candy bar wrappings, artichoke leaves. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Candy bar bones, artichoke bones, .
WE SAY: Parts left over after the food is eaten, ie. candy bar wrappings, artichoke leaves. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: S/he's doing Snoopy dances.
WE SAY: S/he's very happy (referring to the comic's character Snoopy from Peanuts). --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Like trying to kick an anvil through a swamp
WE SAY: Possible to do, but difficult and tedious --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Money doesn't grow on trees, you know
WE SAY: Can we try a little conservation, please --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're neither sh*t nor sugar, and you won't melt.
WE SAY: Quit complaining about the rain and get to work. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Flat as pee on a plate.
WE SAY: The ocean (or lake) is very calm. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Like trying to push a rope.
WE SAY: Trying to affect an obstacle that's very difficult to influence. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't Dilly Dally!
WE SAY: Don't procrastinate.
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THEY SAID: Up 'n at 'em! or Hit the deck!
WE SAY: Get out of bed
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THEY SAID: He wont be here till the last dog dies.
WE SAY: He is always late.
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THEY SAID: Oh, bat's heel!
WE SAY: I don't believe you! (also used as an expression of disgust) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Spatzie
WE SAY: Sparrow
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THEY SAID: blue-john milk
WE SAY: skim milk
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THEY SAID: get your shit-hooks offen that.
WE SAY: take your fingers off of that. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: carry me uptown, please.
WE SAY: drive me downtown, please --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: We must be in Shemung!
WE SAY: I think we're lost.
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THEY SAID: He couldn't pur piss out of a boot if there were instructions on the sole
WE SAY: he's stupid
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THEY SAID: He's not the brightest porch light on the block
WE SAY: he's dumb --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: he got beat with the ugly stick
WE SAY: he's ugly --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ye gods and little fishes!
WE SAY: Oh my God! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: My stars and garters!
WE SAY: Oh my! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Oh my laws!
WE SAY: God!
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THEY SAID: Oh, for pity gracious!
WE SAY: Oh, for heaven's sake!
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THEY SAID: You're slower than molasses in January
WE SAY: Hurry up! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're slower than molasses in January
WE SAY: Hurry up! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's uglier than a bag full of assholes
WE SAY: What a dog!
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THEY SAID: He's uglier than a bag full of assholes
WE SAY: What a dog!
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THEY SAID: "slicker than boiled owl shit"
WE SAY: "very slippery, operates without hesitation" --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "slicker than boiled owl shit"
WE SAY: "very slippery, operates without hesitation" --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I've been Schmooshbingled!
WE SAY: I've been lied to!
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THEY SAID: Oh, Fodrot!
WE SAY: Oh, Darn! (or other expletive) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "Jesus H. Tap- dancing Christ!"
WE SAY: Oh, heck. I still say this! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "Nu-Nuing"
WE SAY: Wandering aimlessly, wasting time. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "Nu-Nuing"
WE SAY: Wandering aimlessly, wasting time. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You are like a bull in a china shop, what you don't step on & break, you shit on
WE SAY: You are awkward or clumsey! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Were you born in a barn, shut that door!
WE SAY: close the door
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THEY SAID: I couldn't buy a sick monkey's breakfeast if it were only a peanut.
WE SAY: I'm broke. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Shit fire & run a foot race.
WE SAY: Shoot! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's as useless as a fart in a wind storm!
WE SAY: He's not worth anything. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: What does that have to do with the high price of prunes?
WE SAY: What you just said has nothing to do with what we are talking about. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If bullshit was music, he'd be a brass band !
WE SAY: He's as full of shit as a Christmas turkey --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's his own worst enemy
WE SAY: He's pulling a Clinton
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THEY SAID: It's comin' up a cloud
WE SAY: It's going to rain
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THEY SAID: Your head will never save your feet.
WE SAY: Think about that move before you make it. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't hold your hand over your a__ till it happens.
WE SAY: It may take a while for that to come about. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Poor as Job's turkey
WE SAY: Poverty-stricken
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THEY SAID: He's so tight, he squeaks when he walks
WE SAY: He's a miser
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THEY SAID: Don't get suds in your urine.
WE SAY: Don't get mad.
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THEY SAID: That's reprehensible.
WE SAY: That's really something to be proud of. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: All right everyone, drain your crank cases.
WE SAY: We are ready to leave, so use the restroom before you get into the car. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: sweet lamb
WE SAY: an affectionate diminutive --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: sugar lump
WE SAY: an affectioanate diminutive --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: ant farm
WE SAY: a large apartment complex in which every unit looks the same --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I am at the brink of my endurance.
WE SAY: I can hardly stand this any longer. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: ricky ticky ticky and a razz a matazz
WE SAY: a nonsense word or non-sequiter --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Whew, that'll make your sticker peck up!
WE SAY: Whew, that's a strong drink. (coffee etc.) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: To go around Robin Hood's Barn
WE SAY: To Go the long way around --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He is still wet behind the ears
WE SAY: too young to know what's going on --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: (S)he looks like (s)he was rode hard and put up wet.
WE SAY: (S)he looks awful!
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THEY SAID: Thet 'ud run a dawg offn' a gut waggun! (TX)
WE SAY: That really stinks!
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THEY SAID: Ain't it!
WE SAY: It is not but oh yes it is! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Suppose it'd be a sin to kill em!
WE SAY: I'd like to wring his neck! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're enough to drive a dead dog crazy!
WE SAY: You're behavior is driving me out of my mind! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Useless as teats on a boar hog
WE SAY: Totally useless
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THEY SAID: God willing and the crick don't rise
WE SAY: We can do it if God is willing and the creek doesn't rise so we may cross over it. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Knocking sugar in the gourd
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Speak ass, mouth won't
WE SAY: Say something
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THEY SAID: An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
WE SAY: Preventing something is better than having the cure the bad result. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Feed a cold; starve a fever.
WE SAY: If one has a cold, feed them (hot chicken soup, etc.) If one has a fever, don't give them too much to eat. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hell bent for leather
WE SAY: Determined --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Judas priest!
WE SAY: A priest of Judas, the betrayor of Christ, must worship evil doing, so this is an exclamation of something really bad. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I am so hungry I could eat the horns off a billy goat.
WE SAY: I'm really, really hungry. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't that just blow up you skirt!
WE SAY: Doesn't that surprise you. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You got me by the sneakers.
WE SAY: I don't know.
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THEY SAID: The devil is beating is wife.
WE SAY: It's raining and the sun is shining. A rare occurence, but it does happen. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Damn you and the horse you rode in on!
WE SAY: To heck with you and yours. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Boy! Does she have a hitch in her git-along!
WE SAY: She really can sashay (move seductively). --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Crazy as Aunt Hattie's hat rack.
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He (or she) bears acquaintance
WE SAY: The more I get to know him, the better I like him --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: What fer? Cat's fur.Makes little kitty's britches.
WE SAY: Stop saying "what for" all the time! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's in Schnooville.
WE SAY: She's pregnant.
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THEY SAID: I had to go clear across hell's half acre and back.
WE SAY: I had to go clear across town. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He went out to get bread.
WE SAY: He left his wife with no warning, or when she got home he was already gone. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A day late and a dollar short.
WE SAY: A missed opportunity.
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THEY SAID: Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.
WE SAY: It's really cold.
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THEY SAID: Nine days older than God.
WE SAY: It's obsolete or out of date. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That really chaps my ass.
WE SAY: That makes me angry.
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THEY SAID: Slicker than snot.
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Slicker than snot.
WE SAY: That's easy.
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THEY SAID: He's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
WE SAY: He's could die any day now. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Oh my soul and honor!
WE SAY: Good grief!
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THEY SAID: He has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
WE SAY: He is fat! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Saucered and blowed
WE SAY: looked at all of the possibilities --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He/she got all poochy mouthed
WE SAY: He/she got upset
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THEY SAID: Handier than a shirt pocket
WE SAY: Very handy --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: My grandfather's bird dog passed through his grandmother's back yard
WE SAY: we were distant relatives. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: What you don't have in your head, you have to have in your feet.
WE SAY: Don't forget to take it with you. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: What you don't have in your head, you have to have in your feet.
WE SAY: Don't forget to take it with you. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm getting ready to lift the food
WE SAY: I'm setting the table.
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THEY SAID: Idle hands are the devil's workshop
WE SAY: Keep working to keep out of trouble. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Just of a oneness
WE SAY: Not too great
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THEY SAID: That's the kind of a noise that annoy's an Oyster
WE SAY: your too noisy!
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THEY SAID: I see said the blind man - Your a liar said the deaf man
WE SAY: they're a couple of liars! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Gone over
WE SAY: Spoiled
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THEY SAID: Gone over
WE SAY: Spoiled
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THEY SAID: Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill.
WE SAY: Stop exaggerating!
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THEY SAID: Who died and left you the boss?
WE SAY: Who put you in charge?
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THEY SAID: A-FIXIN'
WE SAY: Getting ready, "We're a-fixin' to go to the store." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: PEAK-ED
WE SAY: Pale or sick looking "He's lookin' mighty peaked today." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: ASKEERED OF
WE SAY: Frightened or afraid of "He's askeered of his own shadow." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: DOIN'S
WE SAY: A function "Are you goin' to the church function tonight?" --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: DAST
WE SAY: Dare "Don't you dast ask Zeke to the doin's." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: HOLLER
WE SAY: A small valley "She comes from over the holler." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: FETCH
WE SAY: To bring "Go fetch the doctor." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: VITTLES
WE SAY: Food or victuals "I hope ma's got the vittles on when I git home." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: PUT OUT
WE SAY: Angry or annoyed "He shore wus put out 'bout the meetin'." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: SMART
WE SAY: To hurt "It shore smarts whur I got hit." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: YOU'NS
WE SAY: You or all of you "You'ins ain't gonna git no vittles." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: AIM
WE SAY: To intend or to plan "I aim to buy me some land." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: CUTTIN' UP
WE SAY: Acting a fool "Maud shore was acuttin' up last night." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: BOOK READ
WE SAY: Educated or well informed "We aim for little Flossie to git book read someday."
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THEY SAID: FUR PIECE
WE SAY: A great distance "He lives a fur piece from his kin folks." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: GULLY WASHER
WE SAY: A hard rain "We shore had a gullywasher last night." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: HESH UP
WE SAY: Become quiet "Make Jamie hesh up." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: HET
WE SAY: To become heated or upset "Don't let that get you all het up." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: LOLLYGAG
WE SAY: To loaf or to loiter "Why's Clem always lollygagin' around?" --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: PIZEN
WE SAY: Poison "I seen lotsa pizen snakes in these parts." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: AWFUL POORLY
WE SAY: Very ill "He's been lookin' awful poorly." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: CRICK
WE SAY: A stiffness "Marvin has a crick in the neck." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: AIRSH
WE SAY: Breezy or drafty "Shet yore winder. It's too airsh." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: BIGGETY
WE SAY: Stuck up or acting big "She's been actin' awful biggety these days." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: CLUM'
WE SAY: Climbed "I clum thet hill fur the last time." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: PLUMB
WE SAY: Completely "I'm plumb upset with her lollygagin' around." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: KIVVER
WE SAY: Covered "Them young- uns is kivvered with the pox." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: SHED OF
WE SAY: Get rid of or unload "You gotta' get shed of that old mule." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: SMACK-DAB
WE SAY: On the dot, exactly "I shot him smack-dab through his heart." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: POKE
WE SAY: bag or paper bag "He put the chicken in the poke." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: RED
WE SAY: To clean or tidy up "Red up your room afore you fetch Grandma." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: WHUPPED
WE SAY: Whipped or spanked "Pa shore shupped me when I fibbed to the widder woman." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: SKITTISH
WE SAY: Nervous "Them mules git kinda skittish when his dogs howl." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: ET
WE SAY: Eaten "Have they et?"
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THEY SAID: GANDER
WE SAY: To look at "Take a gander at her new outfit." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: NAW
WE SAY: No "Naw, I never fetched the syrup." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: PARTS
WE SAY: An area or neighborhood "What's he doin' in these parts?" --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm sick abed on two chairs.
WE SAY: I'm not feeling well.
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THEY SAID: Why, that's slicker than frog hair!
WE SAY: That's outstanding!
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THEY SAID: Aw, that's sour owl shit!
WE SAY: That's baloney!
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THEY SAID: Whee doggies! (Uncle Jed Clampett)
WE SAY: I'm impressed.
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THEY SAID: Now, she's shittin' in tall cotton.
WE SAY: Now, she's doing pretty well, financially. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's colder than a witch's tit in winter
WE SAY: It's really cold out.
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THEY SAID: Well, I swigga . . . (swear to God)
WE SAY: Well, I can't believe . . . (what you're saying, doing. . .) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You know not! (emphasis on "know")
WE SAY: I'm not sure whether or not I want to believe you. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: I'm getting right to . .
WE SAY: I'm getting ready to do something. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: I'm fixin' to . . .
WE SAY: I'm getting ready to do something. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Go play on the white line! (in the middle of the street)
WE SAY: Get outa here kid, ya bother me! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: As useless as tits on a boar.
WE SAY: Totally useless.
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THEY SAID: She looks like a wootsie pig
WE SAY: she is messy and overweight --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Nervous as a long- tailed cat in a room full of rockers.
WE SAY: Extremely agitated.
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THEY SAID: That went over like a lead balloon!
WE SAY: It wasn't well received. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That went over like a turd in a punchbowl!
WE SAY: It wasn't well received. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's lost her notchin' stick.
WE SAY: She's pregnant.
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THEY SAID: He's just sittin' there fat, dumb, and happy.
WE SAY: He's blissfully ignorant. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She was naked as a jay-bird.
WE SAY: She was naked.
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THEY SAID: Do a Uie. (Yoo-ee)
WE SAY: Make a u-turn.
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THEY SAID: Oh, fodrot!
WE SAY: Oh, darn! (Or other expletive.) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Lord willin' an' the creek don't rise.
WE SAY: If everything else goes all right. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Screwed up like Hogan's goat.
WE SAY: Really messed up.
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THEY SAID: It's raining pitchforks and pump-handles.
WE SAY: It's really raining hard. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's a real gully- washer.
WE SAY: It's really raining hard. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's a real toad- strangler.
WE SAY: It's really raining hard. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: So, d'ya think the rain'll hurt th' rhubarb?
WE SAY: (An expression used as deliberately inane small-talk.)So how 'bout those >insert sports team --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A brannigan
WE SAY: A fight.
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THEY SAID: A Donnybrook.
WE SAY: A fight.
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THEY SAID: It's your nickel.
WE SAY: (On the phone long distance.)Say whatever you want, you called me. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Stay 'til the last dog is hung.
WE SAY: Stay until it's all over. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'll be out 'til the cows come home.
WE SAY: I'll be out very late.
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THEY SAID: It was way out in East Jesus, Nebraska.
WE SAY: It was a long way out in the country. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Out in the toolies.
WE SAY: Out in the country.
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THEY SAID: He was quaving.
WE SAY: He was shifting his weight as if to go one way, then the next. Indecisive and anxious.
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THEY SAID: It's a Blue Goober Day.
WE SAY: It's a beautiful day of a specific type. (Blue skies with a few puffy clouds, low humidity, and a light breeze and temps 68-74 deg. f.) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Well, back to the oars!
WE SAY: I've gotta get back to my drudge-work job. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Grace is NOT his/her middle name.
WE SAY: S/he is very clumsy.
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THEY SAID: Then it was just assholes and elbows.
WE SAY: Then we ran away. (From WWII, after getting shot at.) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That just don't fly.
WE SAY: That just won't work./That's completely unsatisfacory. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Light dawns on Marble Head.
WE SAY: You've been pretty dense, but now you're getting the idea. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Out where Christ lost his sandals.
WE SAY: Way out there. (Usually inconveniently far away.) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I just can't seen to get my ass in gear today.
WE SAY: I'm fe3eling tired, lazy and lethargic today. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I just can't seen to get my ass in gear today.
WE SAY: I'm feeling tired, lazy and lethargic today. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's a soft day.
WE SAY: It's drizzling and overcast today. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Am I making myself clear? Yeah, clear as mud.
WE SAY: Do you understand me? No, but I'll go along to humor you. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Am I making myself clear? Yeah, clear as mud.
WE SAY: Do you understand me? No, but I'll go along to humor you. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't make a mountain out of a mole-hill.
WE SAY: Don't exaggerate this issue out of proportion. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's three sheets in the wind.
WE SAY: He's really drunk.
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THEY SAID: Snockered, Blotto, Stinking, Tanked, Potted, Tipsy
WE SAY: Drunken --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Up Shit Creek without a paddle in a chicken wire canoe and sinking fast.
WE SAY: In big trouble and getting worse. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That's really the Cat's pajamas.
WE SAY: That's really excellent. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That's Speet!
WE SAY: That's cool. (Speet="Spiffy"+"neat") --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's been screwed, blued, and tatooed.
WE SAY: He's been beaten upp thoroughly. He's been treated very poorly. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: They gave me the Third Degree.
WE SAY: They really questioned me agressively and thoroughly. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He read me the Riot Act.
WE SAY: He was angry with me, threatened me and yelled at me. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's as subtle as a chain-saw.
WE SAY: She has no tact.
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THEY SAID: Who stuck a globe up your ass and made you king/queen of the world?
WE SAY: What makes you think you have the right to act superior to me? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's really defecated in his chapeau.
WE SAY: He's really made an embarassing mistake and will have to deal with it now. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's a few bricks shy of a load.
WE SAY: He's a little stupid or crazy. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Montezuma's Revenge.
WE SAY: Diarrheah --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't count your chickens before they're hatched.
WE SAY: Don't count on it until it happens. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Weird as snake shoes.
WE SAY: very weird --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: weirder that suspenders for a snake
WE SAY: very weird indeed
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THEY SAID: Don't try to out- weird me, kid. I get stranger things than you in my breakfast cereal.
WE SAY: You don't impress me as being as strange as you think you are. I've seen worse. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He ain't got the brains God gave an ice cube on a summer day.
WE SAY: He's very stupid or foolish. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He hasn't got a snowball's change in Hell.
WE SAY: He has no chance at all. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: (correction)He hasn't got a snowball's chance in Hell.
WE SAY: He has no chance at all. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I've gotta get up at oh-dark-hundred.
WE SAY: I've got to get up before dawn. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You stink on ice!
WE SAY: You really stink!/You're really bad at that! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
WE SAY: He's completely clueless and incompetent. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He doesn't know shit from Shine-Ola.
WE SAY: He's ignorant and naiive. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's cold as a well-digger's ass.
WE SAY: It's very cold.
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THEY SAID: It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. (Seafaring term. A brass monkey was a brass rack that held cannonballs on a ship. It contracts with cold faster than iron and the balls would roll off.)
WE SAY: It's very cold.
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THEY SAID: Bring in your brass monkeys.
WE SAY: It's going to get very cold. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Her eyes were bigger than her stomach.
WE SAY: She put more on her plate than she could eat. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I feel like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag.
WE SAY: I feel really sick.
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THEY SAID: I'm so mad I could chew iron an' spit nails!
WE SAY: I'm very angry.
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THEY SAID: They don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
WE SAY: They are very poor.
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THEY SAID: It's shakin' like a dog shittin' peach seeds.
WE SAY: It's vibrating and shaking badly. (said of engines and other machinery) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You could roll a bowling ball down the middle of Main Street and not hit anyone.
WE SAY: The town looked deserted. Nobody was outside. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: They were makin' th' beast with two backs.
WE SAY: They were having sex.
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THEY SAID: They came through here like a herd of turtles.
WE SAY: They came running through here clomping, stomping and making a mess. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: When we were through we were really draggin' ass.
WE SAY: When we were through we were exhausted. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Oh, gee, can I be you for a day?
WE SAY: I'm not impressed by your stupid antics. (Usually said when some kid "burns rubber", squealing his tires when accelerating his car.) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Well, Whoopie-ding!
WE SAY: I'm not as impressed as you seem to think I should be. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Oh, poopy-toddy!
WE SAY: I'm disappointed and upset. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Pray to the Porcelain God.
WE SAY: Vomit into the toilet.
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THEY SAID: Talk to uncle Ralph about his Buick.
WE SAY: Vomit. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Shit or get off the Pot.
WE SAY: Decide on a course of action or get out of the way. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Shit, sailor, the sea's on fire!
WE SAY: An expression of slightly annoyed confusion. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It was a Chinese fire drill.
WE SAY: It was a completely confused situation. Nobody knew what they were doing. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It was a Chinese fire drill.
WE SAY: It was a completely confused situation. Nobody knew what they were doing. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Help! I'm a prisoner in a putty-knife factory!
WE SAY: This situation and/or these people are funny but they're driving me nuts! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Colder than a turd in a dead Eskimo.
WE SAY: Colder than a well diggers tool box. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: independent as a hog on ice
WE SAY: don't expect any one to take care of you but yourself --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Whoever smelt it, dealt it
WE SAY: if you smell a poot, you were the one who did it --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't get your panties in a wad.
WE SAY: Don't get so upset about it. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: IS THE POPE POLISH?
WE SAY: IS THAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: DOES THE POPE WEAR A FIVE HUNDERD DOLLAR HAT?
WE SAY: IS THAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A BLIND MAN ON A GALLOPING HORSE COULD SEE THAT
WE SAY: THAT'S OBVIOUS
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THEY SAID: HARD AS WOODPECKER LIPS
WE SAY: HARD AS A ROCK
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THEY SAID: PRETTY HOUSE BUT NO ONE HOME
WE SAY: SHE'S ATTRACTIVE BUT DUMB --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If bullshit was music, he'd have a brass band
WE SAY: He's full of crap
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THEY SAID: You make a abetter door than a window
WE SAY: Sit down! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I could chew nails and spit rust!
WE SAY: I am really angry!
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THEY SAID: If its not one thing---its three!!
WE SAY: Troubles dont come alone --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
WE SAY: Be selective in your choice of friends. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Cream rises to the top. (Those with advantages of birth will run things)
WE SAY: (In response) So? Shit floats, too! (Sometimes there's no logic to who runs things) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Always wear your spurs! You never know when you'll meet a horse
WE SAY: Be Prepared
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THEY SAID: You are gonna suck my what??? For how long??
WE SAY: You want me to do what?? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I took my paints off for THAT?
WE SAY: it wasn't worth my time --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It was darker than a well diggers butt hole
WE SAY: It was pitch black
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THEY SAID: Seventeen
WE SAY: The answer you got from native Vermonters when you asked "how many ?" of anything.
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THEY SAID: Spread the bed
WE SAY: Make the bed
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THEY SAID: Let's do it for poops and giggles.
WE SAY: Let's do it for nothing. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY: lounge lizard
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THEY SAID: if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me.
WE SAY: i like young women
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THEY SAID: So didn't I.
WE SAY: I didn't (like, do, enjoy, etc.) it either. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I see said the blind man to the deaf guy
WE SAY: I understand
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THEY SAID: Don't get your panties in a bunch!
WE SAY: Stay calm. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Life is full of fleas.
WE SAY: Life is tough.
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: Old
WE SAY: Been around since Rome was a vacant lot. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Old
WE SAY: Been around since Rome was a vacant lot. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If frogs had wings, they wouldn't womp their ass when they landed.
WE SAY: Life ain't perfect!
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THEY SAID: He/she had to speak on the big white phone.
WE SAY: He/she threw up in the toilet --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Going to ride the stone pony.
WE SAY: Going to the restroom.
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THEY SAID: I'm full as a tick.
WE SAY: I've had enough to eat. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A man galloping by on a horse wouldn't notice it.
WE SAY: Don't sweat the small stuff. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ain't that a fine "how-do-you-do"!
WE SAY: Isn't this an unexpected development! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I feel all used up !
WE SAY: I worked hard, I'm so tired. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "Hold 'er Newt, she's a-rarin' !
WE SAY: Things are moving fast, getting out of hand. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That's no hill for a stepper.
WE SAY: You can do it.
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: He's a long drink of water.
WE SAY: He's tall and thin.
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THEY SAID: I'll drink to that.
WE SAY: I agree to that.
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THEY SAID: I will give it a thought.
WE SAY: I will think about it.
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THEY SAID: Na.
WE SAY: No.
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THEY SAID: Ya.
WE SAY: Yes.
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THEY SAID: We will (burn or cross) that bridge when we get there.
WE SAY: We will address the issue at a later time. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Wrong Again!!!
WE SAY: Practising Dissapointment --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's a thirty-five dollar haircut on a ten-cent head
WE SAY: He's good looking but stupid --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Words/Phrases Only: This that and the other thing. Chilblains. By and By. Don't you know (affirmation, spoken at the end of a sentence.)
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Busier than a one armed paper hanger.
WE SAY: busy --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: hot as the hinges of hell
WE SAY: it's warm today
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THEY SAID: he's deaf in one ear and can't hear out the other!
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: he's deaf in one ear and can't hear out the other!
WE SAY: he's deaf --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Time to get up, peas in the pot and the hoe-cakes a'baking.
WE SAY: Wake up, breakfast is almost ready. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's in God's hands now, the hell with it.
WE SAY: There's not alot we can about that now. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I don't know whether to scratch my watch, or wind my ass.
WE SAY: I'm very busy, and somewhat distracted. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You make a better door than a window
WE SAY: You are blocking my view. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: IF THIS RAIN KEEPS UP, IT WILL NEVER COME DOWN!
WE SAY: SAVE IT FOR A RAINY DAY! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You'll shit like a bluejay if you eat acorns.
WE SAY: If you do something foolish, you'll suffer the consequesnces --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Taste so good it makes my tongue want to slap my brains out.
WE SAY: This is good.
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THEY SAID: I'm dog tired
WE SAY: I'm very tired
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THEY SAID: Feeling no pain
WE SAY: Drunk
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THEY SAID: Taking a whiz
WE SAY: Urinating
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THEY SAID: You've got to break eggs to make a cake
WE SAY: You have to do what you have to do --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Feeling his beans
WE SAY: Energetic
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THEY SAID: Mickey Mouse
WE SAY: trivial
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THEY SAID: ace a test
WE SAY: get a perfect score
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THEY SAID: Get some ZZZZs
WE SAY: Sleep
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THEY SAID: Just resting my eyes
WE SAY: I wasn't sleeping
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THEY SAID: Full of piss and vinegar
WE SAY: Outspoken --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: One brick shy of a load
WE SAY: A little bit dense
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THEY SAID: plumb ugly
WE SAY: very appearance challenged --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: nutty as a fruitcake
WE SAY: reality challenged
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THEY SAID: zip your mouth
WE SAY: stop talking
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THEY SAID: You can dress him up but you can't take him out
WE SAY: Appearances aren't everything. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A face only a mother could love
WE SAY: Appearance challenged
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THEY SAID: Don't eat yellow snow
WE SAY: Warning to city folks
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THEY SAID: Loony
WE SAY: Crazy
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THEY SAID: Like a bat out of Hell
WE SAY: fast --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: bats in the belfry
WE SAY: crazy --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: plug ugly
WE SAY: appearance challenged
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THEY SAID: plug nickel
WE SAY: counterfeit coin (worthless) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ain't worth a plug nickel
WE SAY: worthless --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: cow pies
WE SAY: manure
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THEY SAID: dry as a bone
WE SAY: used up
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THEY SAID: slow as molasses in January
WE SAY: very slow --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That went over about like a fart in a phone booth.
WE SAY: (Comment, behavior) was unappreciated. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: playfull or lovers name
WE SAY: little stinker
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THEY SAID: little kid or lover's pet name
WE SAY: little stinker
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THEY SAID: so don't I
WE SAY: so do I
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THEY SAID: so don't I
WE SAY: so do I
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THEY SAID: so don't I
WE SAY: so do I
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THEY SAID: Lemme put on my best bib and tucker.
WE SAY: Let me change into something nicer. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: silidiotstupidumbo
WE SAY: shahbee --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Slick as a monkey's ass with the runs.
WE SAY: Anything that is slippery. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: Tougher than a bag of boiled owls
WE SAY: She/He is strong willed --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Q:What are we having to eat?A:Horseshit and slinters!
WE SAY: A:Nothing, or I don't know, leave me alone! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: that piece of skin between yer asshole and yer balls
WE SAY: taint...cause it 'taint ass...an it 'taint yer balls --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: suck my penis
WE SAY: suck my dick
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THEY SAID: suck my penis
WE SAY: suck my dick
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THEY SAID: Let's have stuffed mangoes for dinner. (Ohio)
WE SAY: Let's have stuffed peppers for dinner. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Either way, it's a horse apiece. (Wisconsin)
WE SAY: It'll work out the same either way. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: he wants his cake and eat it too
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: he smell like 40 going north
WE SAY: he really sinks
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THEY SAID: The devil is beating his wife.
WE SAY: It's raining and the sun is shining at the same time. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He'd kick, if he had his legs cut off!
WE SAY: He's just never satisfied! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That just frosts me!
WE SAY: Boy, that pisses me off! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hotter than a pepper pudding
WE SAY: It's really hot
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THEY SAID: Hotter than a pepper pudding
WE SAY: It's really hot
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THEY SAID: I'm gonna hafta smack ya upside the haid
WE SAY: You're making me very angry and I may slap you --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm gonna hafta smack ya upside the haid
WE SAY: You're making me very angry and I may slap you --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm gonna hafta smack ya upside the haid
WE SAY: You're making me very angry and I may slap you --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: hi
WE SAY: hello
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THEY SAID: Jimmy, go in and change your brothers hippens.
WE SAY: Jimmy,go in and change your brothers diaper. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Jimmy, go in and change your brothers hippens.
WE SAY: Jimmy,go in and change your brothers diaper. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A dog that shits fast, don't shit long
WE SAY: It started out great - went bad fast --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: crazy as a pet racoon
WE SAY: I still say it
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THEY SAID: He's richer than three feet up a bull's ass.
WE SAY: he's really rich
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THEY SAID: dry as a popcorn fart
WE SAY: very arid, (or boring in another context) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: that went over like a fart in church
WE SAY: that didn't go over too well --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Sachsa dura (tough rocks)!
WE SAY: That's just the way it goes. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm so low I'd havt to stand on a tincup to kick a duck in the ass.
WE SAY: I'm depressed!
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THEY SAID: He has no gumption.
WE SAY: He's lazy. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Poop or get off the pot!
WE SAY: Make a decision. Do something. Act now. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It moved like shit through a goose
WE SAY: It moved quickly
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THEY SAID: "I feel like a booger in the nose of Life.......and now I feel a sneeze coming on!
WE SAY: I'm depressed.
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THEY SAID: Theres something wrong with her rear-end. It wiggles when she walks.
WE SAY: Cute hinder.
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THEY SAID: I've got enough lather in the crack of my ass to shave a water buffalo
WE SAY: I'm hot and sweaty
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THEY SAID: I feel like I been et by a wolf and shit off a cliff
WE SAY: I'm had a really bad day --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I feel like I been et by a wolf and shit off a cliff
WE SAY: I --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I feel like I've been et by a wolf and shit off a cliff
WE SAY: I've had a really bad day --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Peachy Keen!
WE SAY: Alright!
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THEY SAID: I'm so hungry I could eat the south end of a north-bound horse
WE SAY: I'm realy hungry
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THEY SAID: Good enough for who it's for
WE SAY: It's good enough
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THEY SAID: you want it bad, you get it bad
WE SAY: buisness: if you hurry me, you get a bad job --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: not worth a pinch of poop
WE SAY: aint worth much
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THEY SAID: you call, we haul
WE SAY: here to serve you
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THEY SAID: get yerself around these groceries
WE SAY: come and eat
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THEY SAID: I'll but it when I find the money rolling uphill in a blanket.
WE SAY: I'm never going to buy it. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'll but it when I find the money rolling uphill with a blanket around it.
WE SAY: I'm never going to buy it. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'll pull out your arm and beat your head in with the bloody stump
WE SAY: I'll beat you up.
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THEY SAID: I'm just pullin' your leg
WE SAY: I'm kidding
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THEY SAID: He/she wouldn't tell a mule to 'Git off' if it sit on his lap.
WE SAY: He/she is lazy.
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THEY SAID: Shoot! But aim low; I might be riding a shetland.
WE SAY: Go ahead and talk; but talk my language. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Finer than a red- headed frog hair...on a tadpole's butt...swimmin in ten year old scotch.
WE SAY: This is the finest.
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THEY SAID: A successful gambler is a judas goat (trained to lead herd to slaughter)!
WE SAY: For every gambler that wins, a thousand follow his example but lose! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He ran faster than a coon-dog with a burr in his butt
WE SAY: He ran real fast
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THEY SAID: Drop the kids of at the pool.
WE SAY: take a dump
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THEY SAID: Dance with the one that brung ya.
WE SAY: Be satisfied with who your with and dont leave with someone else or you might be sorry.
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THEY SAID: If it took a nickle to go around the world, I couldn't cross the street.
WE SAY: I have no money.
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THEY SAID: If it was raining 5-dollar bills, I'd pick 'um up for a quarter a bushel.
WE SAY: I am poor and need money. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If it was raining 20-dollar gold pieces, I'd be in jail.
WE SAY: I am down on my luck.
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THEY SAID: You've got me from behind.
WE SAY: I have no idea.
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THEY SAID: It's hotter'n two rats frolick'n in a wool sock
WE SAY: Hope you have air- conditioning! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm so hungry, my stomach thinks my throat's been cut!
WE SAY: I'm really, really hungry. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: About as smart as a strarving dog in a meat house.
WE SAY: That was stupid.
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THEY SAID: A bit fleshy arnt ya.
WE SAY: Larger person.
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THEY SAID: I feel like I have been dipped in shit and rolled in cracker crumbs.
WE SAY: I feel real bad.
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THEY SAID: I feel like I have been dipped in shit and rolled in cracker crumbs.
WE SAY: I feel real bad.
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THEY SAID: That makes about as much sense as a tit on a boar hog.
WE SAY: That was real stupid
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THEY SAID: Dont get ya panies in a wod.
WE SAY: Dont get so upset.
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THEY SAID: He's blowing smoke up your butt.
WE SAY: He was lying to you.
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THEY SAID: Don't blow smoke up my butt.
WE SAY: Don't lye to me.
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THEY SAID: Don't blow smoke up my butt.
WE SAY: Don't lie to me.
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THEY SAID: He's madder 'an forty fits.
WE SAY: He's REALLY pissed off. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's madder 'an forty fits.
WE SAY: He's REALLY pissed off. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "Let's see," said the blind man who couldn't see a wink.
WE SAY: I'm going to investigate this unknown --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Well, I be John Brown.
WE SAY: I'm surprized
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THEY SAID: I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet!
WE SAY: I had a really, really tough day today! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Kittywompus
WE SAY: Out of order
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THEY SAID: Don't get above your raising
WE SAY: Don't get a swell head
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THEY SAID: He's a real pistol!
WE SAY: He's a live wire.
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THEY SAID: That young'un springing up like a toadstool.
WE SAY: That child is certainly growing up fast. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You look like you been rode hard and put up wet.
WE SAY: You look worn out.
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THEY SAID: Does a fat dog bark?
WE SAY: Yes --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Well dip me in shit and call me stinky
WE SAY: Really --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I must have slept wrong, I have a creek in my neck!
WE SAY: I have a stiff neck.
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THEY SAID: I'm going to kick a mud hole in you and then stomp it dry!
WE SAY: I'm going to beat your ass! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm plumb tuckered out
WE SAY: I'm really tired
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THEY SAID: You're pulling my leg
WE SAY: That can't be true
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THEY SAID: Pert near
WE SAY: Very close
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THEY SAID: You never miss the mush till the ho'cakes are gone.
WE SAY: you can't appreciate the basics until you've used up the luxuries. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't put the cart before the horse
WE SAY: First things first
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THEY SAID: Better shut the barn door before the horse gets loose
WE SAY: zip your fly
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THEY SAID: You can't get blood from a turnip
WE SAY: You are broker than broke --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He looks like he just got of the boat (Irish grandmother)
WE SAY: You are not looking to neat --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A second thought is a minute gained.
WE SAY: In two minutes I'm going to kick my own ass! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Too much handshit!
WE SAY: Only a mechanic can open this. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Uglier than homemade sin.
WE SAY: Not very attractive.
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THEY SAID: Polecat
WE SAY: Skunk
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THEY SAID: crack the window (western PA)
WE SAY: open the window just a little bit --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If you threw her in a pond, you could skim "ugly" for 2 weeks
WE SAY: She is cosmetically challenged --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I've got to piss like a Russian Racehorse.
WE SAY: I really need to use the bathroom. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Wind out of the east, no good for man nor beast.
WE SAY: Bad weather
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: people who live in glass houses should get dressed in the basement
WE SAY: don't expose things that really should be kept intimate --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't shit in your own nest
WE SAY: Don't pick on your own family --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I am going to partake in some self-abuse
WE SAY: Fucking hell, I'm gonna jerk off 'till my tits fall off --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: It's dryer than a popcorn fart.
WE SAY: It's thoroughly dried.
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THEY SAID: "Putting on the Dog"
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: It is handier than a pocket in a shirt.
WE SAY: It is useful.
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THEY SAID: Ain't chasing that rabbit!
WE SAY: I'm not going to discuss that. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: like a duck on a june bug
WE SAY: coming down hard on something or someone --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: ...too many swan dives into empty pools!
WE SAY: Crazy --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's dumber than a bowl of hair.
WE SAY: Al Gore is smarter than that guy. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: He/she's uglier than homemade sin!
WE SAY: He/she's not very attractive. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: He'd have to gain two points to be a zero.
WE SAY: Incredibly stupid
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THEY SAID: Haven't seen that much excitement since the day the hogs ate granny.
WE SAY: It was really wild.
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THEY SAID: happy as puppy with two peeders......
WE SAY: is extreemly happy
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THEY SAID: happy as a puppy with two peeders......
WE SAY: is extreemly happy
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THEY SAID: Looks like you had your ears set back.
WE SAY: Looks like you got a hair cut. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: if you don't stop it, i'll give you your head in your hands with your ears to play with
WE SAY: stop that right now, or time out --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm flying up to roost
WE SAY: Good night.......Im going to sleep --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm as full as a tick!
WE SAY: I've eaten too much!
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THEY SAID: I wouldn't set my cap for him!
WE SAY: He's not my type!
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THEY SAID: Merciful Tomcats!
WE SAY: Wow!
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THEY SAID: "Governor!" (what grandpa said when his coffee was pipping hot!)
WE SAY: "Perfect" --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "Snug as a bug, in a rug"
WE SAY: Comfortable and cozy
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THEY SAID: Finer than hen's teeth.
WE SAY: Something very delicate and fragile --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "Merciful Tomcats!"
WE SAY: WOW! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "The more you handle a turd, the more sh** you get on you"
WE SAY: Every time you get involved w/ that person, the more trouble you get into! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: you saddled that horse..now you gotta ride it.
WE SAY: deal with whatever situation you got into --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: busy as a one armed cranberry merchant
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: busy as a one armed cranberry merchant
WE SAY: extremely busy
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THEY SAID: It's like chasing a Fart through a keg of nails.
WE SAY: Extremely painfull
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THEY SAID: he rides the rainbow bus
WE SAY: not all there mentally
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THEY SAID: As useful as tits on a boar.
WE SAY: useless --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I retch over and picked it up
WE SAY: I reached over to pick it up. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ja'eat yet? Y'awnto?
WE SAY: Did you eat yet? Do you want to? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's got a hair across his butt!!!
WE SAY: Something is really annoying him. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: We had a turd floater.
WE SAY: We had 12 inches of rain. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Those are some Jive-Ass slippers!
WE SAY: Those are some nice shoes! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Here I sit all broken hearted, thought I'd shit and only farted.
WE SAY: I'm feeling a little constipated. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: A neat as a rooster in socks
WE SAY: Cool --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A neat as a rooster in socks
WE SAY: Cool --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Your barkin at the wrong dog!
WE SAY: Back off dude!
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THEY SAID: One day you'll be up shit creek without a paddle. And you'll look back and think, Dad was right. Maybe if I listen I wouldnt be in this mess
WE SAY: Do what you will but it's your ass. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'd rather be warm and dirty than cold and clean.
WE SAY: I'd rather be warm than cold. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He is as hard as woodpecker lips.
WE SAY: He is a tough man.
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THEY SAID: Leanin' toward Aunt (pronounced aint) Rachel's
WE SAY: About to fall over or down --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ya buy 'em books, Ya send 'em to school, and all they do is eat the teachers
WE SAY: These kids don't appreciate how easy their life is. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm gonna be on you like white on rice!
WE SAY: I'll be watching your every move. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Oh, it will heal before you get married.
WE SAY: Don't worry about that scratch it will heal quick. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Oh, quit your belly -achin'!!
WE SAY: Please quit complaining. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'll slap you so hard your grandchildren will feel it.
WE SAY: I'm going to hit you really hard. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's not the brightest star in the sky
WE SAY: he's kind of stupid
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THEY SAID: if you had a brain,you would take it out and play with ti!
WE SAY: your stupid!
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THEY SAID: Fish or cut bait
WE SAY: Do something don't just sit there --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: A red haired step child
WE SAY: A family embasassment
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THEY SAID: They're biting over here.
WE SAY: Wont you please lend a helping hand --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Horse feathers
WE SAY: Thats a lie.
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THEY SAID: Up shit creek without a paddle
WE SAY: Up a well known tributary without sufficient means of motivation --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If it was a snake it would have bit you.
WE SAY: It's very close
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THEY SAID: he's crazier than a shit-house rat
WE SAY: he's crazy --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: Do you walk to work or carry your lunch?
WE SAY: Are you going to achieve anything today or are you going to pretend you know what your doing? I think!?! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Goin' to the movies? No, why? You were "picking your seat".
WE SAY: I caught you scratchng your behind! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Who fired that gun?
WE SAY: Who left off gas?
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THEY SAID: KennyWood's open!
WE SAY: Your fly is down! (local to Pittsburgh, PA area) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: About as bright as a burnt out light bulb, and about as sharp as a bowling ball
WE SAY: Not very smart!
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THEY SAID: About as bright as a burnt out light bulb, and about as sharp as a bowling ball
WE SAY: Not very smart!
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THEY SAID: The light is on but nobody is home, not playing with a full deck, scatterbrained, there is smoke from the chimney but no fire in the stove.
WE SAY: they are not thinking correctly --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Did you pop out?
WE SAY: Was that you that farted? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: RED ON THE HEAD LIKE A DICK ON A DOG
WE SAY: HE/SHE HAS RED HAIR
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THEY SAID: SHE BE A DOUBLE BAGGER
WE SAY: NOT TOO MUCH ON LOOKS
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THEY SAID: i am tired
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: He's a half bubble off plumb
WE SAY: He doesn't think too level-headed --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: don't look a gift horse in the mouth
WE SAY: the quality is poor but the price is right --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: many a slip twixt the cup and the lip
WE SAY: be carefull don't spill it --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The best helping hand is at the end of your own arm.
WE SAY: Handle it. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I've got to "drain the main vain"
WE SAY: I have to pee
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THEY SAID: stop at red light
WE SAY: stop at light
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THEY SAID: geet
WE SAY: did you eat
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THEY SAID: This is true.
WE SAY: Yea, thats right.
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THEY SAID: It rained like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
WE SAY: Its raining cats and dogs. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: He talks like a man with a paper asshole.
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: dag gum scalie wags
WE SAY: goddamed mother fuckers --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The lights are on but nobody's home.
WE SAY: Looks normal, but is quite dumb. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I just love you to pieces.
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You in DEEEEEEEEEEEP pucky !
WE SAY: You are in big trouble; you've really had it now. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Slicker than snot on a glass doorknob
WE SAY: Extremely viscous; very slippery, very smooth, or even very efficiently, gracefully, expertly, adroitly --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Slicker than snot on a glass doorknob
WE SAY: Extremely viscous; very slippery, very smooth, or even very efficiently, gracefully, expertly, or adroitly --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Why don't you wake up and smell what you're shovellin' ?
WE SAY: You're not fooling anyone, my friend. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
WE SAY: Living standards vary among differing social classes --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Uglier'n homemade sin
WE SAY: most unattractive
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THEY SAID: You make a better door than a window.
WE SAY: I can't see through you...MOVE! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's deaf in one ear and can't hear out of the other.
WE SAY: She can't hear well.
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THEY SAID: goodnight
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: goodnight
WE SAY: goodnight
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THEY SAID: He/she would make a freight train take a dirt road.
WE SAY: He/she sure is ugly.
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THEY SAID: eat your pie first, 'cause the roof might fall
WE SAY: (underground miners' saying) Don't look back on your life with regret --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He/She's 'bout as worthless as tits on a boar hog!
WE SAY: He/She is useless!
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THEY SAID: I think i am spead
WE SAY: I am very tired
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THEY SAID: He can blow up an onion bag.
WE SAY: He brags a lot.
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THEY SAID: Is the Pope Catholic?
WE SAY: Hell Yeah! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Is the Pope Catholic?
WE SAY: Hell Yeah! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: That will break that dog from suckin' eggs
WE SAY: That will take care of that --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm gonna whoop you like a yard dog
WE SAY: I'm going to spank you hard --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: he's not the sharpest tool in the woodshed
WE SAY: he is not too smart
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THEY SAID: got railroaded
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: you can lead a horse to water... but a pencil must be lead !
WE SAY: you can't force it...
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THEY SAID: amir
WE SAY: amir
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Your headlights are on.
WE SAY: Your nipples are showing --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: lets go dutch
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: baited breathe
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: pinch a penny
WE SAY: squeeze the quarter til the eagle screams --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end of a skunk.
WE SAY: I am very hungry.
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THEY SAID: I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a south bound mule.
WE SAY: I am very hungry.
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THEY SAID: Hotter than pepper farts in a popcorn patch.
WE SAY: It sure is hot today!
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THEY SAID: Hello, young one.
WE SAY: You youngin's, give some respect. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: whipperjawed
WE SAY: misaligned
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THEY SAID: caddywompus
WE SAY: Disorganized, off- center, misaligned. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Busier than a cranberry merchant
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: For every ass there is a rag.
WE SAY: There is someone for everyone --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: For every ass there is a rag.
WE SAY: There is someone for everyone --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You can't polish shit. No matter how hard you rub it wont hold a shine.
WE SAY: Somethings can't be changed. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That put my hair on backwards!
WE SAY: That's the funniest thing I've heard in years! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: discombobulated
WE SAY: confused
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THEY SAID: He/she is gay
WE SAY: He/she is happy
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THEY SAID: sand hill tackey
WE SAY: white trash
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THEY SAID: Send you to fist city
WE SAY: beat you up
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THEY SAID: long in the tooth
WE SAY: old/older
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THEY SAID: sawing logs
WE SAY: snoring
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THEY SAID: Doesn't take you long to look at a horse shoe.
WE SAY: Your a quick study (sarcasm) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: One of her legs is gonna break off, slip up her ass and give her lockjaw!
WE SAY: She is too thin!
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THEY SAID: Sheep shit, cherry seeds, hogs ass and hominy.
WE SAY: Answer to the age old question, "What's for dinner?" --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: WORTHLESS AS A KNOT IN A DOGS DICK
WE SAY: HAS ABSOLUTELY NO PURPOSE --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Is a frog waterproof?
WE SAY: This means "YES"
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Is a frog waterproof?
WE SAY: This means "YES"
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THEY SAID: Does a chicken have lips?
WE SAY: "Of course not"
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THEY SAID: I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: STICKS AND STONES CAN BRA KE MY BONES BUT SILLY WORDS WILL NOT KILL ME
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: this is going to hurt me more then you.
WE SAY: I'm going to beat your ass. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The more you stir a turd, the more it stinks.
WE SAY: Don't spread gossip!
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: go jump in a lake
WE SAY: get lost
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Happier than a coon in a rock house!
WE SAY: happy, safe and warm
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THEY SAID: That is super neat!
WE SAY: That's wicked sweet! (New Hampshire) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: That is super neat!
WE SAY: Fuck' --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That is super neat!
WE SAY: Fuck'n Wicked Shit Tit Pissa Kid!! (New Hampshire, hicker than hick) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If 'ifs' and 'but' were candy and nuts, everyday would be Christmas.
WE SAY: Stop making excuses, and everyday might be a holiday. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Pretty Good Truck
WE SAY: The food is good.
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THEY SAID: everyone should work even those who have jobs
WE SAY: tommorow --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: what the meaning of assasin
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: what the meaning of assasin
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: busier then a cut cat
WE SAY: has no time
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THEY SAID: strubbing
WE SAY: to sleep on someones sofa or couch for a period of time --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: bald faced lie
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: That's a tough row to hough.
WE SAY: That is a difficult task. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: What do you allow?
WE SAY: Waddaya think?
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THEY SAID: You got the katsup head...
WE SAY: You hair is trying to catch-up with your head. Get a comb. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: he doesn't know shit from Shine-ola
WE SAY: he's dumb/stupid
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THEY SAID: he took me across
WE SAY: he gypped me
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THEY SAID: Go Yander
WE SAY: Go over there
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: he/she is really unattractive
WE SAY: he/she has a nice smile and a good personality --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: notta brain in his head
WE SAY: no grain in the silo
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: went to the mattresses
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm mader than a omish eletrishen
WE SAY: fuckin pissed
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THEY SAID: more mader than a legless ethoropian watching a donut roll down a hill
WE SAY: Pissed off --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: your so ugle you gave freddy cruger nightmares
WE SAY: you fuckin ugly
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THEY SAID: more mader than a legless ethoropian watching a donut roll down a hill
WE SAY: mad --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: As useless as teats on a boar hog
WE SAY: Pretty darn useless
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THEY SAID: As cold as a witches tit, in a brass bra, on the shady side of a glacier
WE SAY: Damn cold. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're acting like a fart in a hot skillet.
WE SAY: Can't you sit still?
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THEY SAID: You look like death warmed over.
WE SAY: You don't look too good. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: S**t in one hand, and wish in the other, and see which fills up faster
WE SAY: there's no use complaining about what you can't have. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: you don't s**t in your own backyard
WE SAY: if you're going to do something unpleasant, it's wise not to do it where it's going to screw up your day-to-day --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: your so ugly you looked out the windo andgot aressted for mooning
WE SAY: butt ugly --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: your mama is so old when she tried to breast feed you dust came out
WE SAY: your mama fuckin old
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THEY SAID: your so ugly you looked out the window and got aressted for mooning
WE SAY: butt ugly --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: you play the skin flute
WE SAY: you jack off like a bitch --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: your like a shot gun 2 cocks and your ready to blow
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: your like a shot gun 2 cocks and your ready to blow
WE SAY: your a hore
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THEY SAID: fluke
WE SAY: to fail
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THEY SAID: Hika Bika Boo Hosha
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hika Bika Boo
WE SAY: Hosha
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THEY SAID: Hotter than a 3- balled tomcat
WE SAY: Pretty hot!
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THEY SAID: he bought the farm
WE SAY: he died --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If you can't dazzle them with brillance, dazzle them with bullshit
WE SAY: He/She has no idea what they are doing. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If you can't dazzle them with brillance, dazzle them with bullshit
WE SAY: He/She has no idea what they are doing. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: They don't pay the rent... out they go!
WE SAY: Sorry farted
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THEY SAID: She sure is easy to look at. (Magnolia, TX)
WE SAY: She's very pretty.
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THEY SAID: sixteen ways from Sunday
WE SAY: in all directions
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THEY SAID: I'll get there, good Lord willin' and the crick don't rise....
WE SAY: I'll see you there unless some act of God prevents me --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: look before you leap
WE SAY: check out your options before you commit --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first.
WE SAY: Wanting without working is waste. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If it snows corn, it won't snow long; but if it snows meal, it will snow a great deal
WE SAY: Wonder how much snow we're getting? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: dumber than a box of rocks
WE SAY: dumb --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: brain like a beebee in a boxcar
WE SAY: dumb --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: hokie jumpin' bald headed
WE SAY: an expression of anger or frustration --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: slicker than snot
WE SAY: smooth/sneaky
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THEY SAID: hit it 'n git it
WE SAY: let's go
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THEY SAID: O' BROTHER
WE SAY: O' MAN
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: WITH FLYING COLORS
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THEY SAID: Dumber than a dirt fence.
WE SAY: Dumb --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: he/she's not the best looker in town
WE SAY: he/she done fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch going down! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Bass Ackwards
WE SAY: Shy
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THEY SAID: Bass Ackwards (Ass Backwards)
WE SAY: Shy --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'll be there, Good Lord willing and the well don't run dry
WE SAY: I'll be there if I can
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THEY SAID: He was as cold as a naked jaybird in a snowstorm.
WE SAY: He was freezing!
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THEY SAID: I COULDN'T CARE LESS! (USUALLY INCORRECTLY SAID AS "I COULD CARE LESS.) AND IF YOU COULD CARE LESS, THEN YOU STILL CARE..
WE SAY: I COULDN'T CARE LESS means "I don't care at all, in anyway, whatsoever.' --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: None of the members WANTS to volunteer. (and this is correct)
WE SAY: None of the members WANT to volunteer. (and THIS is incorrect. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: scrach a lie find a thief
WE SAY: ??? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Step Off Bitch Or I'll Shove My Foot Up Your Ass
WE SAY: Step Off Bitch Or I'll Shove My Foot Up Your Ass --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: ya wanna work or ya don't wanna work
WE SAY: are you up to the challenge? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: His cheese fell off his cracker!
WE SAY: He's not all there.
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: how are you
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: useless as tits on a nun
WE SAY: completely without purpose, useless --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's so tight, he squeaks!
WE SAY: He's cheap.
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THEY SAID: He's got razor blades in his pockets.
WE SAY: He's cheap.
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: thats enough to make a monkey eat its younguns
WE SAY: ow that hurts(hit thumb with hammer) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He couldn't count his balls twice and get the same number each time
WE SAY: He's very stupid
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THEY SAID: It's all kiddy- wompus.
WE SAY: It's crooked.
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THEY SAID: Ah-Ah-With-Milka (answer to something like, "What are we having for dinner?")
WE SAY: Either, "I don't even know." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ah-Ah-With-Milka (answer to something like, "What are we having for dinner?")
WE SAY: Either, "I don't even know," or, "random junk." --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Stick a broom up your ass and you could sweep the floor too
WE SAY: Can't do one more thing..... --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: stick a broom up my ass and I could sweep the floor too
WE SAY: I can't do one more thing!!! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's uglier than Keyarn! (Dad's saying from Southeastern KY)
WE SAY: He's pretty ugly!
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Your mama wears combat boots!
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY: Your mama wears combat boots! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hallo
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: FINER THAN FROG HAIR
WE SAY: OF EXTREMELY GOOD QUALITY --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Yahoo
WE SAY: Idiot, dumby,
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THEY SAID: I'm busier than a one legged man in an ass kickin' contest.
WE SAY: I'm very busy.
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THEY SAID: If I really wanted any shit out of you, I'd unscrew the top of you head and dip it out.
WE SAY: You've already said as much as you need to say --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If I reaqlly wanted any shit out of you, I'd unscrew the top of your head and dip it out.
WE SAY: I think you've already said everything you need to say about it. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If I really wanted any shit out of you, I'd unscrew the top of your head and dip it out.
WE SAY: I think you've already said everything you need to say about it. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: FLY BY THE SEAT OF YOUR PANTS
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He marks asses
WE SAY: He's very smart
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THEY SAID: mind your p's and q's
WE SAY: watch how you talk and act --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: A bird in hand is better than two in the bush.
WE SAY: Work with what you have instead of chasing after something you don't. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Can't afford to pay attention
WE SAY: Really broke.
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THEY SAID: A cup of Joe
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: Bless his heart.
WE SAY: Boy, he sure is stupid. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That boy is 'bout as sharp as a pound of wet leather.
WE SAY: Very stupid.
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THEY SAID: His/her face would back shit up a chicken ladder.
WE SAY: He/she is ugly.
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THEY SAID: Can't tell shit from Shinola.
WE SAY: Dumber than shit!
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THEY SAID: Rid up the table
WE SAY: Clear off the table
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THEY SAID: I'm busier than a centipede at a toe-counting contest!
WE SAY: I'm really busy.
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THEY SAID: Pat's hell a-mile
WE SAY: really fast
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THEY SAID: How do (as you bring a finger to the brim of your hat) 3rd generation Coloradoan
WE SAY: How are you doing today --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: red off the table
WE SAY: clear off the table
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THEY SAID: red off the table
WE SAY: clear off the table
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THEY SAID: Busier than a one- legged man on ass-kickin' day
WE SAY: Really busy
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THEY SAID: Useless as hip pockets on a girdle
WE SAY: useless --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'M HUNGRY AS A BITCH WOLF AFTER GIVEN BIRTH TO 10 CUBS IN THE MIDDLE OF A BLIZZARD
WE SAY: IM HUNGRY --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'M HUNGRY AS A BITCH WOLF AFTER GIVEN BIRTH TO 10 CUBS IN THE MIDDLE OF A BLIZZARD
WE SAY: IM HUNGRY --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: The best thing since sliced bread.
WE SAY: A useful idea/tool.
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Three axe handles wide.
WE SAY: A wide exterior.
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THEY SAID: That's your ass talkin' cause your mouth knows better!
WE SAY: Your words don't exactly give your actions any credibility/ Know what your talking about before you talk and make yourself look stupid --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That's your ass talkin' cause your mouth knows better!
WE SAY: Your words don't exactly give your actions any credibility/ Know what your talking about before you speak and make yourself look stupid --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I won't lift my skirt
WE SAY: I will not reveal my information --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Proud as a peacock with two tails
WE SAY: Very Proud --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's not packin' a full sea bag.
WE SAY: he's nuts. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's two sandwiches short of affecting the tide.
WE SAY: She's pretty fat.
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THEY SAID: FHB (FAMILY HOLD BACK) a Hoosierism
WE SAY: Guests go first
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Crazier than a ****house rat
WE SAY: Crazy --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Drunk as a peach orchard boar
WE SAY: wasted --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The road to hell is paved with good intentions
WE SAY: Mind your own buisness and you wont be minding mine --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Your windier than a basket of poop holes
WE SAY: You talk too much
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THEY SAID: That went over like a lead balloon.
WE SAY: That didn't work.
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THEY SAID: caught over a barrel
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THEY SAID: If my aunt had a dick, she'd be my uncle
WE SAY: What if? So what!
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Eat shit
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: Fixin to skidadle
WE SAY: Getting ready to lead
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: hill billy
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: He's sorry as "carn"
WE SAY: He's sorry as carrion (decaying flesh; roadkill) worthless person --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're preaching to the choir
WE SAY: You're wasting your time trying to convince people who already agree with you instead of going out and talking to the people who need to be convinced --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Doesn't know shit from apple butter
WE SAY: Is uninformed
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THEY SAID: Shit or get off the pot!
WE SAY: Be decisive
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THEY SAID: You make a better door than window
WE SAY: I can't see past you
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THEY SAID: That went over like a pregnant pole vaulter
WE SAY: That failed (wasn't convincing) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ugly as a mud fence daubed with toad frogs
WE SAY: Unattractive
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THEY SAID: like 40 going north
WE SAY: driving way over the speed limit --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: We went to a rat- kill
WE SAY: we went to a pitch in dinner --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: like 40 going north
WE SAY: Frantically driving way over the speed limit --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Otávio
WE SAY: Omelete
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THEY SAID: I'm colder than a well digger's behind.
WE SAY: I'm really cold.
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THEY SAID: It's colder than a witch's tit.
WE SAY: It's really cold.
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THEY SAID: Pull up a sharp rock and make yourself comfortable.
WE SAY: Have a seat.
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THEY SAID: You may as well be drunk as the way you are.
WE SAY: Here, have something to drink. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Pray to God, but row towards shore.
WE SAY: Pray if you want, but do your best. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's two beans shy of a fart.
WE SAY: He didn't quite make the grade. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He wouldn't shuck an ear of corn that was growing out of his nose.
WE SAY: He's lazy. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He wouldn't shuck an ear of corn that was growing out of his nose.
WE SAY: He's lazy. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You smell as good as you used to look.
WE SAY: You look good for your age. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You look like a million dollars, only it hangs on you like loose change.
WE SAY: You look ok.
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THEY SAID: He's five cents short of a nickle.
WE SAY: He's not too bright.
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THEY SAID: To be out of the woods
WE SAY: have sex --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It was quite slimy.
WE SAY: It was slicker than snot on a doorknob. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY: dips it of him
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THEY SAID: Whatcha know good?
WE SAY: What's up?
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THEY SAID: 2 shakes of a pig's tail
WE SAY: 2 shakes of a lamb's tail --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: I got taken to cleaners on that deal
WE SAY: I went for an assride on that deal --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's as useful as a fart in a frying pan.
WE SAY: He is is not worth much. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Come a flood!
WE SAY: It's raining really hard outside! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Shit and fall back in it
WE SAY: To make a mistake and then suffer the consequences --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: When it comes to sharp tools in the shed, he's a wheelbarrow
WE SAY: Dumber than DUMB
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THEY SAID: colder than a witches tittie in a brass bra.
WE SAY: man its cold
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THEY SAID: I've heard that duck fart in the water before
WE SAY: making excuses
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THEY SAID: It's colder than a Nun in the Yukon
WE SAY: It's cold outside
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THEY SAID: You actin' like somebody come
WE SAY: Expecting treatment like a quest --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If a frog had wings he would't bump his butt when he jumped
WE SAY: Response to those who say "If I had" --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hotter than a fresh fornicated fox in a forrest fire
WE SAY: It's hot outside
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THEY SAID: Hotter than 40 acres of burnin' stumps
WE SAY: Weathers hot
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THEY SAID: Warsh
WE SAY: the way" wash" is pronouced in the south --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: As useless as tits on a bore
WE SAY: No use for it
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THEY SAID: Thats impressive or good
WE SAY: Thats gully!
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THEY SAID: IT'S A HALF A HOSE APIECE
WE SAY: IT REALLY DOESNT MATTER --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: IT'S A HALF A HOSE APIECE
WE SAY: IT REALLY DOESNT MATTER --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You don't know "Come here!" from "Sic 'em!"
WE SAY: You are dumb.
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THEY SAID: You don't know straight up from a mile South!
WE SAY: You are dumb.
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THEY SAID: You don't know your rear end from a hole in the ground!
WE SAY: You are dumb.
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THEY SAID: Don't just stand there with your teeth in your mouth!
WE SAY: Get to work.
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THEY SAID: 23 skidoo!
WE SAY: so long
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THEY SAID: That elevator didn't reach the penthouse.
WE SAY: That person is insane
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Happy as a pig wallerin' in mud.
WE SAY: I am very happy.
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THEY SAID: When Josie gets mad her boob s will grow bigger !
WE SAY: She is mad --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's colder than a witches' tit in a brass bra
WE SAY: It's cold --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'll be there directly
WE SAY: I'll get there when I get there --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She is about to faint
WE SAY: She has the vapours
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THEY SAID: hi how ru where ru now plz call me
WE SAY: --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: she's half a sandwich shy of a full picnic basket
WE SAY: there's something not quite right with that one --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: now there's mutton dressed up like lamb
WE SAY: an older person trying too hard to look young --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: she/he's got a face like half-past two
WE SAY: very unattractive or plain --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: two peas in a pod
WE SAY: two pears in a pod
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THEY SAID: Why buy a cow when the milk is free?
WE SAY: Why would a man want to get married if he's getting sex for free? --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: As crroked as a dog's hind leg
WE SAY: Dishonest --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: As crooked as a dog's hind leg
WE SAY: Dishonest --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: When he dies they'll have to screw him into the ground.
WE SAY: Dishonest, crooked
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THEY SAID: When he dies they'll have to screw him into the ground.
WE SAY: Dishonest, crooked
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THEY SAID: Rode hard and put up wet.
WE SAY: Worked hard but not appreciated --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Put new paint on an old barn and it looks good.
WE SAY: Put makeup on an older woman and she looks good. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You have the chance of a one legged man in a butt kicking contest
WE SAY: You have no chance.
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THEY SAID: Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
WE SAY: Don't do something stupid, be prepared, know your opponent --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Horsefeathers and fishfur!
WE SAY: Nonsense! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Can it and seal it with parafin.
WE SAY: Just shut up and stay that way --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's madder than a wet hen
WE SAY: She's furious
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Hit's a fixin' ta rain!
WE SAY: It's going to rain soon. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: so bowlegged he/she couldn't hem a hog in a ditch.
WE SAY: is he/she a cowboy?
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THEY SAID: you all
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: you all
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY: you all
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THEY SAID: It's colder than a butt naked Eskimo.
WE SAY: It's cold. Real cold.
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THEY SAID: He's was so high he could duck hunt with a rake
WE SAY: he's intoxicated
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THEY SAID: drunker than a popcorn fart in a whirlwind
WE SAY: he's intoxicated
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THEY SAID: Busier than a whorehouse on buck night.
WE SAY: Busy place --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: that will go over like a fart in church
WE SAY: something said in bad taste --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I haven't seen you since you were knee-high to a grasshopper!
WE SAY: You've really grown since I saw you last. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't get your knickers in a twist!
WE SAY: Calm down; don't get so wound up! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "He went to Chicago"
WE SAY: He passed away.
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THEY SAID: Fitty
WE SAY: Fish
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THEY SAID: red neck
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: old mother riley was a man
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THEY SAID: I don't give two shits in a rain barrel!
WE SAY: I don't care!
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THEY SAID: Your ass sucks buttermilk
WE SAY: You're stupid
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THEY SAID: I guess your mom must have jumped the fence
WE SAY: Son of a bitch (British) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If that don't beat all hen's uh peckin'
WE SAY: that's something new & wonderful --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If you turn sidways you'd disappear
WE SAY: You're very thin
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THEY SAID: champane taste
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: we don't live in a barn
WE SAY: shut the door
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THEY SAID: your not the brightest bulb in the box
WE SAY: your stupid
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THEY SAID: you can't find your way out of a paper box
WE SAY: your horrible with directions --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: your not the sharpest tack in the box
WE SAY: your not the brightest person I know --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: We ain't ready yet!
WE SAY: We aren't ready yet!
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THEY SAID: Finer than the hair on a frog's belly.
WE SAY: Really really pretty.
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: He begats alot.
WE SAY: He get more ass than a toilet seat. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: That's bad!
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: That's bad!
WE SAY: That's bad!
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THEY SAID: She's on the rag.
WE SAY: She's having her period. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's got bats in the belfry.
WE SAY: He's pretty dumb.
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THEY SAID: She's gone one in the oven.
WE SAY: She's pregnant.
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THEY SAID: He was talking when he should have been listening and listening when he should have been running.
WE SAY: He fell in love with someone --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm gonna shoot somebody.
WE SAY: I'm getting really angry. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: or
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Tell them how the cow ate the cabbage.
WE SAY: Tell them the right way to do it. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm busier than a two-peckered billy goat!
WE SAY: I'm very busy!
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THEY SAID: I feel rougher than a bear turd rolled in fish hooks
WE SAY: I am tired and worn out --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Like trying to Baptize a cat !
WE SAY: This is not an easy thing to do. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Darker than the inside of a football.
WE SAY: Referring to someplace that is very dark. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Colder than a whores heart / a well diggers ass
WE SAY: An exclaimation for how cold it is outside --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If I had a feather in my ass we'd both be tickled.
WE SAY: An exclaimation upon seeing someone with something you'd like to have or own. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He / she acts like he cut a fat hog in the ass.
WE SAY: Referring to someone who is behaving cocky or superior. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Wouldn't say shit if he had a mouthful of it.
WE SAY: Someone who won't speak up for themselves. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
WE SAY: I'm really poor, broke, etc. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm so poor I can't pay attention.
WE SAY: I'm really poor, broke, etc. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: gatt
WE SAY: gun or pistol
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. However you can ride him hard and salt his oats
WE SAY: You can't make someone do something they don't want to, but you can point them in the right direction. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: UGLIER THAN A SACK OF BUTTHOLES WITH THE PRETTY ONES TAKEN OUT.
WE SAY: PRETTY UGLY.
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THEY SAID: Makes my ass need a dip of snuff
WE SAY: That makes me so mad I could .... --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Go pound salt
WE SAY: Get lost
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THEY SAID: He ain't rowin' with both oars in the water.
WE SAY: He's a little bit off.
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THEY SAID: He's got sand on his shoes
WE SAY: He's getting antsy to move on --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: HOLY SMOKES
WE SAY: WOW
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THEY SAID: thats the ticket for the soup
WE SAY: that is just what we need --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Woopsie daisy
WE SAY: oops
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: If he was moving any slower he'd be walking backwards
WE SAY: He's slow --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Moving like greased lightning
WE SAY: He's fast --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A stitch in time saves nine
WE SAY: do what you can now or it will get worse --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: a watched pot never boils
WE SAY: have patience
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Rougher than a boar's ass sewed shut with a log chain
WE SAY: Quite rough!
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THEY SAID: its like a broke drum, it can't be beat
WE SAY: it is the best
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Prut! (the sound of a gun)
WE SAY: Oh, for... --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: she was so ugly, she made a freight train take a dirt road.
WE SAY: she's real ugly
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THEY SAID: clueless
WE SAY: A few sandwhiches short of a picnic --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Not very bright in the head.
WE SAY: Not the sharpest tool in the shed --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Low IQ
WE SAY: Thick as pig shit, twice as lumpy --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: my dance card is full
WE SAY: i've had enough
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THEY SAID: an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: Cruisin' for a bruisin'
WE SAY: if you keep acting like that, i'm gonna hit you --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: cool your jets
WE SAY: calm down
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THEY SAID: That's the ticket!
WE SAY: Yea that's it/right!
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THEY SAID: Whoa Nelly!
WE SAY: whoa; you say this when you're suprise --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: i retch for it
WE SAY: i reach for it
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Couldn't hold a job in a pie factory tasting pies
WE SAY: really lazy
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY: jiz
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THEY SAID: jiz
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: get wind of
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: hot off the press
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: hot off the press
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: got the picture
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: over yonder
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: If yul burn your butt you have to sit on the blister
WE SAY: You have to be responsible for your actions --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Haven't seen you in a month of Sundays
WE SAY: It's been a really long time --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Back when Moby Dick was a minnow
WE SAY: A long time ago
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THEY SAID: He/she tells the goats what weeds to eat.
WE SAY: He is a busybody
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THEY SAID: It's your butt, you blistered it, don't blame me.
WE SAY: I told you so, don't blame me. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You have to watch their shadow to the direction their going.
WE SAY: Their built like an a large egg. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It will not be noticed on a galloping goose.
WE SAY: That mistake will not be seen. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's as busy as a one-arm bartender, with fleas on New Years eve.
WE SAY: He's damn busy.
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THEY SAID: watch your step
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: ads
WE SAY: blog
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THEY SAID: contemplating your naval
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THEY SAID: starcrossed
WE SAY: fate
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THEY SAID: baby
WE SAY: look
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THEY SAID: judas preist
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: spreads like butter
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Purtinear (West River, South Dakota)
WE SAY: Pretty near. (almost)
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THEY SAID: Worthless as tits on a boar hog
WE SAY: not very smart
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Worthless as tits on a boar hog
WE SAY: not very smart
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THEY SAID: I've been to hell's half acre and back
WE SAY: I went everywhere today (esp searching for something) --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: tighter than bark to a tree
WE SAY: cheapskate --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You make a better door than a window.
WE SAY: You're blocking the view. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: wonderlust
WE SAY: wonder lust
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: politicians shovel more than a custodian in a bullring
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THEY SAID: politicians shovel more than a custodian in a bullring
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Even a blind hog finds an acorn every now and then
WE SAY: sometimes you get lucky --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He/she is about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goats ass.
WE SAY: Worthless person
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THEY SAID: Ya damn skippy
WE SAY: You're right
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THEY SAID: better hire ya a chimney sweep for all the smoke he's blowing up yer ass
WE SAY: He's not honest
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: w.c
WE SAY: rest room
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THEY SAID: Don't that just take the rag off the bush!
WE SAY: That really allows me to see things clearly now! --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Im Horny
WE SAY: Im Blusky
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THEY SAID: Tote this bag for me.
WE SAY: Carry this bag for me.
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THEY SAID: He's hella fine.
WE SAY: He's really fine.
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THEY SAID: a little white lie
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: i was madder than a leg less indian watching a dount roll the hill!
WE SAY: really mad!
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THEY SAID: "It's hotter than a pea biscuit!"
WE SAY: "It's very hot"
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THEY SAID: Cuter than a bug's ear
WE SAY: pretty cute
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THEY SAID: Smarter than a whip
WE SAY: very intelligent
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THEY SAID: I'll rip your arm off and beat you over the head with it!
WE SAY: a teasing "you're in trouble" --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You make a better door than a window.
WE SAY: Move, I can't see through you. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You can't always tell which mule is going to pull the plow by looking at them in the field
WE SAY: First impressions won't always tell who can do the job. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Prettier than a rooster with socks.
WE SAY: One notch above pretty.........beatiful. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Prettier than a rooster with socks.
WE SAY: One notch above pretty.........beautiful. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Money doesn't grow on trees.
WE SAY: Earn your money........quit asking for it. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You couldn't drive a stick up a dead goats ass.
WE SAY: You're worthless.
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THEY SAID: He could tear up a crow bar in a sand pile.
WE SAY: He was destructive.
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: same old six and sevens
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THEY SAID: Feed a fever, starve a cold
WE SAY: One can eat if he/she has a fever, but shouldn't if he/she has a cold --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Well, s/he didn't just lick it up off the grass.
WE SAY: S/he has a peculiar behavior like her/his parent. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Workin' without tools again? (Said in response to "I was thinkin'")
WE SAY: Leave it to the expert
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THEY SAID: You can catch more flies with honey then you can with vinegar.
WE SAY: You'll get farther being nice then being nasty. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You could buy it for a song and sing it yourself.
WE SAY: It was cheap
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THEY SAID: She's so ugly, she'd turn a dog from a gut wagon. (AR)
WE SAY: She's really ugly.
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THEY SAID: He's tighter than bark on a tree!
WE SAY: He's very frugal.
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THEY SAID: It's raining cats and dogs
WE SAY: It's raining hard!
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THEY SAID:
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THEY SAID: Keep your satchel packed.
WE SAY: Always be ready to die & face god's judgment. --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You made your bed, now you have to lie in it
WE SAY: you got yourselve into it, now you have to pay the consequences --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: hi
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: Crookeder than a barrel of snakes
WE SAY: dishonest --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
WE SAY: He is dumb --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Dont letda doe hit 'ya in tha-aiss
WE SAY: Please be so kind as to leave as soon as you can...or sooner --------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: