New (not yet sorted)
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THEY SAID: toe babies
WE SAY: strawberries
.
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THEY SAID: You dassen't say
that.
WE SAY: You better not say
that.
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THEY SAID: You really are a
Dinny Dimwit.
WE SAY: You really are dumb.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Red up the dinner
table.
WE SAY: Clean up the dinner
table.
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THEY SAID: Don't that beat
all!
WE SAY: Isn't that something!
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THEY SAID: Up your nose with a
rubber hose.
WE SAY: Go to hell.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Why don't you take
a long walk on a short pier?
WE SAY: Why don't you just go
away?
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: March to the beat
of your own drum; just don't step on my feet!
WE SAY: Be your own person and
do your own thing, but don't interfear with how other people live.
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THEY SAID: Put the big pot in
the little pot and boil the dishrag.
WE SAY: A grand party
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THEY SAID: S/He was jumping
around like a fart in a mitten.
WE SAY: S/He was very excited
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THEY SAID: Rain before seven,
quit before eleven
WE SAY: When will it ever stop
raining?
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Knock the horns
off, wipe its ass, and drag it in!
WE SAY: I'd like that steak
rare.
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID: I'm off like a
bride's nightgown"
WE SAY: see you later
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THEY SAID: Your ass is grass
and I'm the lawn mower
WE SAY: Your are in big
trouble
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Colder than a
witch's tit in the winter.
WE SAY: Freezing cold.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hotter than the
hinges of Hell.
WE SAY: Really hot.
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THEY SAID: He/she should be
tapped for the simples. (As in tapping a keg of molasses.)
WE SAY: He is dumb!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Busier than a one
legged cat tryin' to bury shit on a marble floor.
WE SAY: a very busy person
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID: rainin' like a cow
pissin' on a flat rock
WE SAY: it is raining real
hard
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: slicker than owl
shit
WE SAY: that is real slippery
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: slicker than owl
shit
WE SAY: that is real slippery
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: quicker than shit
thru a short dog
WE SAY: pretty darn fast
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: meaner than a acre
full of wild pussycats
WE SAY: pretty damn mean
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: meaner than a acre
full of wild pussycats
WE SAY: pretty damn mean
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He/she couldn't
catch a cold
WE SAY: He/she has lousy hands
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You know that
beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone
WE SAY: Ugly is ugly
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: digging for gold
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID: The Lord willing
and the creek don't rise
WE SAY: Everything will go as
planned, if nothing come up
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Boy, if that didn't
go hell western crooked!
WE SAY: That really got
screwed up!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He/She don't know
whether to shit or go blind.
WE SAY: He/She doesn't know
what to do,in a given situation.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "Battleship mouth
and a rowboat ass."
WE SAY: Big talker, small
doer.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "Don't let your
mouth write checks your ass can't cash."
WE SAY: Don't make promises
you can't keep.
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THEY SAID: "Ugly as the north
end of a mule walking south."
WE SAY: Appearance challenged.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "If my dog looked
like you, I'd shave its ass and walk it backwards down the street."
WE SAY: Appearance challenged.
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THEY SAID: I'm fixxin' ta tote
my corn up thu hill.
WE SAY: I'm going to carry my
moonshine up the mountain.
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THEY SAID: Youngun, git
yurself rite cheer.
WE SAY: Son, come over here.
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THEY SAID: Brang me a cathead
and a cup of moo juice!
WE SAY: I'd like a biscuit and
a glass of milk.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Johnny, quit
chunkin' them road apples!
WE SAY: Johnny, don't throw
the horse manure!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You make a better
door than you do a window.
WE SAY: Move i can't see.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID: The apple don't
fall far from the tree.
WE SAY: Your just like your
father{or mother]
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Leaning toward Aunt
Nancy's.
WE SAY: Out of square or not
plumb.
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THEY SAID: It is a real turd-
floater
WE SAY: It is really raining.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's enough to
drive a cat off a gut heap.
WE SAY: That really smells
badly.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Slicker 'n snot on
a glass doorknob
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: Slicker 'n snot on
a glass doorknob
WE SAY: It's slippery
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You don't have to
be like a bull in a china shop
WE SAY: Be more careful
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: dried out to a
popcorn fart
WE SAY: It's overcooked
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID: Ye Gods and Holy
Catfish!
WE SAY: For Heaven's Sake or
some manner of the Lord's name in vain
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Well cut off my
legs and call me shorty
WE SAY: I'm amazed
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Shoot low sheriff
there riding chihuahuas
WE SAY: lets be careful out
there
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I will be there in
two shakes of a lambs tail.
WE SAY: I will be right there.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You'll catch more
flies with honey than with vinegar.
WE SAY: Be nice!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I see, said the
blind man who picked up his hammer and saw
WE SAY: WHATEVER!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ding-wah!
WE SAY: Go get the phone!
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Clear as mud
WE SAY: Dont' understand what
you mean
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Stop the car and
let me off
WE SAY: I don't want to get
involved
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: too big for one's
britches
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: hans und bienbruch
WE SAY: break your neck and
your leg
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Well, that's the
last button on Gabe's coat!
WE SAY: That's all I'll take
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'll do it if it
hairlips the govenor
WE SAY: I'll do it one way or
another
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Stick a broom up my
ass, and I'll sweep the floor while I'm at it.
WE SAY: Don't give me anything
else to do, I am already too busy.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID: Does a frog bump
his ass when he jumps
WE SAY: Yes
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Is a ducks ass
waterproof
WE SAY: Yes
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Let's make like a
tree and leave
WE SAY: Time to go
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Does the pope shit
in the woods?
WE SAY: Is that a rhetorical
question?
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Wild horses
couldn't drag me off.
WE SAY: I'm not leaving.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: On the muscle.
WE SAY: Looking for a
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: On the muscle.
WE SAY: Looking for a fight.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Crazier than an
outhouse rat.
WE SAY: Very crazy, deranged.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Dumber than a box
of rocks.
WE SAY: Quite stupid
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Sweating like a
whore in church.
WE SAY: Nervous
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Poorer than Job's
turkey
WE SAY: Very poor
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Sounds like a
manure salesman with a mouthful of samples.
WE SAY: Someone who is full of
it, can't be believed.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Go pound salt
WE SAY: Get lost
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: In a fix
WE SAY: In a mess
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: In a fix
WE SAY: In a mess
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Put me in the mind
of
WE SAY: Reminds you of
something or someone
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Like it or lump it.
WE SAY: You have to accpet it
or foget about it, whatever it may be.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A bunch of bunk
WE SAY: Nonsense
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Can't go it
WE SAY: Can't do it.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Gee wilakers!
WE SAY: Oh my goodness
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Giving somebody the
dickens
WE SAY: Scolding somebody
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Get out of the
road.
WE SAY: Move out of the way,
you are bloking my path.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Poppin' off.
WE SAY: Complaining or yelling
about something.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Too deer (dear).
WE SAY: Too expensive.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Gyped.
WE SAY: Cheated out of
something.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: All in.
WE SAY: Tired after a long
days work.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: For land's sake or
oh my land.
WE SAY: Oh my goodness.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Spunk
WE SAY: courage.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Gall
WE SAY: Courage or nerve.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Tighter than a
hefer's butt in fly season.
WE SAY: So tight he sqeaks.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: as subtle as a
horse turd in the cream pitcher
WE SAY: embarrassingly obvious
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: So who knows your
backside in Brussels? (From my Dutch g-grandmother.)
WE SAY: do what you like -- no
one knows you here OR don't worry about what strangers think.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's a long drink
of water.
WE SAY: She'
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You look like death
warmed over.
WE SAY: You look awful.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If it ain't one
thing, it's six
WE SAY: Sometimes more than
one thing goes wrong
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Dance with the one
that brung' ya
WE SAY: Stay with the person
you started with
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Even a flying
squirrel catches a hickory nut once in a while
WE SAY: i.e. (golf) Even a
poor player makes a good shot every so often.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It must be gonna
rain....the hogs are carrying sticks
WE SAY: Comment said when
someone would light up a cigar
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You can't make a
silk purse out of a sow's ear
WE SAY: You've got to work
with what you have
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You can't get blood
out of a turnip
WE SAY: People have only so
much to give
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's daft
WE SAY: The lights are on, but
there's nobody home
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's so old that he
farts dust
WE SAY: He's very old
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Busier than a one
eyed man at a burlesque show
WE SAY: Very busy
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Tney'll never
notice on a gallaping horse, and that's the knid you always ride
WE SAY: They will never notice
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I feel like I've
been pulled thru a knot hole
WE SAY: I'm feeling really
tired/bad/crappy
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's a real turd
floater
WE SAY: It's raining really
hard
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He just sh-- in his
own nest
WE SAY: He made a really big &
bad mistake
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's got splinters
in the windmill of her mind
WE SAY: She's really dingy
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Shomeone blew his
pilot light out
WE SAY: He's really dense
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Been rode hard and
put up wet
WE SAY: I worked hard and I'm
extremely tired
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: (He) fell outta the
stupid tree and hit ever' branch on the way down
WE SAY: This person is a
moron/idiot/cretin.....et al.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Rue the day.
WE SAY: Regret or be sorry
for.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: No skin off my
nose.
WE SAY: Makes no difference to
me one way or the other.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Cut off your nose
to spite your face.
WE SAY: Stubborn.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Dumb as the day is
long.
WE SAY: Real dumb!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hold your horses.
WE SAY: Be patient.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Your name is Mudd.
WE SAY: You are in trouble
now!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Eats like a bird.
WE SAY: Doesn't eat much.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You-Uns
WE SAY: Everybody or everyone.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That Charlie! He
gets my goat!
WE SAY: That Charlie sure
makes me angry!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Goes in one ear and
out the other.
WE SAY: Doesn't listen very
well.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You get my goat!
WE SAY: You get me angry!
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: In the nick of
time.
WE SAY: Just in time.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Suit yourself.
WE SAY: Whatever you think.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Watch yourself.
WE SAY: Be careful.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's like talking
to a brick wall
WE SAY: Doesn't listen very
well.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Roast Neers.
WE SAY: Roasted ears of corn,
or corn on the cob.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Clothes Press
WE SAY: Clothes Closet
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Fire up.
WE SAY: To put coal on the
fire ( in a coal furnace)
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: High flautin'
WE SAY: High society.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The poor house
WE SAY: Broke, no money.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The looney bin
WE SAY: The mental
ward/hospital.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: taking you to fist
city
WE SAY: stop or we are going
to have a fight
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: taking you to fist
city
WE SAY: stop or we are going
to have a fight
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Oh, quit your
bellyachin'!
WE SAY: Oh, quit your
complaining!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Useless as tits on
a boar
WE SAY: useless
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That's harder than
chinese 'rithmetic
WE SAY: That's very difficult
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ass over tea kettle
WE SAY: Did a face plant
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Tighter than a
nun's arse in a whorehouse
WE SAY: Pretty uptight or;
Very secure.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Can we shovel the
shit back into the horse?
WE SAY: Can we keep controll
of this?
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Go to hell in a
handbasket
WE SAY: To be lost. (Sure to
go down.)
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Breaking rocks
WE SAY: Doing something bad
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Pass the buck
WE SAY: Leave it for someone
else to handle
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hot potato
WE SAY: Unpleasant issue,
item.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Pulling teeth
WE SAY: Causing distress
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: bob bob bob
WE SAY: bob bob bob
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'd walk through
hell in gasoline underwear for you.
WE SAY: I love you. (enough to
risk bodily harm)
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Life is like a turd
sandwich; the more bread you've got, the less shit you have to eat
WE SAY: The rich get more
respect
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're talking
through your hat (Irish)
WE SAY: I don't believe a word
you're saying
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're full of
beans
WE SAY: You're full of it
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're so full of
shit, you're eyes are brown
WE SAY: You're lying
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That's about as
funny as a fart in a spacesuit
WE SAY: That's not funny at
all
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're as nervous
as a cat in a room full of rockers
WE SAY: You're really nervous
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Bugger off!
WE SAY: Get lost!
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Keep your pecker up
(English)
WE SAY: Keep your nose (or
chin) up - Cheer up
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You throw me
WE SAY: you thrill (or entice)
me
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: dumb as dirt
WE SAY: ignorant
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You are
clumsy/awkward.
WE SAY: You about as smooth as
a glass sandwich.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Plum tuckered out
WE SAY: Exhausted
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Shakin like a dog
shittin a peach pit
WE SAY: Trembling with fear
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Tighter then a
Hawk's ass in a power dive
WE SAY: she/hes good looking
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: chompin at the bit
WE SAY: really eager
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Cain't get blood
out of a turnip
WE SAY: can't get something
that doesn't exist
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: till the cows come
home
WE SAY: it'll be a while
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: you can dress em up
but you can't take em out
WE SAY: in spite of the
clothes, he's got no manners
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: can't make a silk
purse from a sow's ear
WE SAY: you get what you pay
for
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: he/she is yanking
your chain
WE SAY: he/she is giving you
the run around
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Walk west/east 'til
your hat floats!
WE SAY: Go away!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: S/He can't carry a
tune in a bucket.
WE SAY: sings really, really
bad
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Buzz off!
WE SAY: Go away!
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That's about a
subtle as a nuke coming over the pole.
WE SAY: Very obvious.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I've heard bugs
fart underwater before.
WE SAY: Yeah, Right!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: get my razor strap
WE SAY: your'e going to get
your butt whipped!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If wishes were
fishes, all men would cast nets.
WE SAY: Happiness has many
facets or success takes many paths.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You'd lose your
head if it weren't attached to your shoulders!
WE SAY: You're so
irresponsible!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The lights are on
but there's nobody home.
WE SAY: He/she is not
connected to reality.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're gonna get
the dampass and die!
WE SAY: Don't sit on the cold,
wet ground!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You'uns come see
us'uns, 'cause we'uns ain't got no way to come see you'uns.
WE SAY: You must come to see
us because we have no transportation.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID: Let's Splice the
Mainbrace.
WE SAY: Let's Get Drunk.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Let's Splice the
Mainbrace.
WE SAY: Let's Get Drunk.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: So uptight; only
dogs can hear you fart!
WE SAY: You need to relax.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Looks like S/He
chased a fart through a barrel of nails!
WE SAY: S/He is pretty darn
ugly.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I feel like
hammered dog snot!
WE SAY: I feel pretty tired.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "Hold her, Knute,
she's headin' for the timber"
WE SAY: "Wait a minute before
it gets away from you"
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's as ugly as a
mud fence and half as smart
WE SAY: not much to look at
and not to bright to boot
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's dumber than a
box of rocks
WE SAY: She is Stupid
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's about as
bright as a small appliance bulb
WE SAY: not to bright
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He is so tight you
could shove a lump of coal up is ass and get a diamond
WE SAY: he is very tight
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: ya'll done et yet?
WE SAY: Have you eaten yet?
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's tighter than a
clam's ass with lockjaw
WE SAY: Cheap bastard
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't piss on my
leg and then tell me it's raining.
WE SAY: Be honest and tell me
the truth.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It is so hot that
all the iron in my body turned to lead and all the lead has gone to my
ass and all chairs are magnets.
WE SAY: The heat is taking
away all my energy.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "An 'em" (And
them) as in "Let's go see Gramma an'em." Used even if there is only one
person.
WE SAY: "Let's go see Gramma."
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THEY SAID: Stick it where the
sun don't shine.
WE SAY: Keep your shit and
shove it up your ass.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Your eyes look like
two burned holes in a blanket
WE SAY: You look tired
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Worthless as an
ashtray on a motorcycle
WE SAY: Not worth anything
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Not worth a plug
nickel
WE SAY: Totally useless
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He/She could eat
popcorn out of a milk bottle
WE SAY: He/She 's got buck
teeth
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He/She could eat
corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence
WE SAY: He/She has really bad
bucked teeth
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ugly enough to make
an onion cry
WE SAY: Really ugly
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ugly enough to run
a haint (ghost) up a thorny bush
WE SAY: A really ugly person
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If brains were
dynamite, you wouldn't have enough power to blow your nose
WE SAY: You're stupid
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That made my ass
want to dip a snuff
WE SAY: That went all over me
(made me mad)
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'd break her down
like a shotgun
WE SAY: I'd like to have sex
with her
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'll bet she could
suck the water out of an old pump
WE SAY: She's an expert in
performing oral sex
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: There ain't no
grass growing under his feet
WE SAY: He never stands still
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: everwho
WE SAY: who ever
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Your gonna have to
lick thatcalf again
WE SAY: You are going to have
to do the job over
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: So generous he
would give away his arse and shit through his ribs.
WE SAY: Over generous
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: His head whistles
in a cross wind.
WE SAY: He has no brains at
all!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He needs his
sleeves lengthened by a couple of feet so they can be tied in the back.
WE SAY: He's violent and
crazy.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A rooster one day,
a feather duster the next.
WE SAY: Easy come, easy go...
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hit the hay
WE SAY: Go to bed
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's pushin, up
daisy's
WE SAY: He died
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's swimmin' in
Davy Jones locker
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: He's swimmin' in
Davy Jones locker
WE SAY: He drowned
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's tighter than
the bark on a tree.
WE SAY: What a cheapskate!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You can shit in one
hand and wish in the other; you know which one is gonna get full first.
WE SAY: No point in wishing
for something, work for it instead.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If the dog hadn't
stopped to take a crap he'd have caught the rabbit.
WE SAY: Don't have regrets
about hesitating to do something
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: There are more
horses asses than there are horses.
WE SAY: Referring to a person
who is a jerk!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Get back to my rat
killing.
WE SAY: Get back to work.
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THEY SAID: Don't judge people
by your own half bushel.
WE SAY: Your standards aren't
necessarily always right.
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THEY SAID: If you taped his
mouth shut, he'd fart himself to death.
WE SAY: He is long winded
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THEY SAID: Keep your shorts
dry.
WE SAY: Calm down.
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THEY SAID: Makes my ass want
to chew tobacco.
WE SAY: Makes me mad.
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THEY SAID: I'm as full as a
tick
WE SAY: I can't eat another
bite.
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THEY SAID: Hot enough to singe
the feathers off a buzzard's ass.
WE SAY: Very hot!
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THEY SAID: His mouth was going
like a bell clapper on a goose's ass.
WE SAY: Talking too much.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It was on there
like ugly on an ape
WE SAY: It was stuck on tight
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It was on there
like ugly on an ape
WE SAY: It was stuck on tight
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I took off like a
dirty shirt
WE SAY: I left in a hurry
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID: As nervous as a
long tailed cat in a rocking chair competion
WE SAY: i'm worried
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THEY SAID: Rougher than a cob!
WE SAY: Harsh, uneven
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THEY SAID: beshed-get beshe,
or 'shed of
WE SAY: get rid of, leave
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THEY SAID: Better than a poke
in the eye with a sharp stick
WE SAY: It ain't so bad after
all
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Just a load of
bunkastunk and giddlyunk
WE SAY: Not much to speak of
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "He's been doing
this since God made dirt."
WE SAY: "He's been here a long
time."
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You go kill your
own snakes.
WE SAY: Mind your own
business.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: you're as
independent as a hog on ice.
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: you're as
independent as a hog on ice.
WE SAY: you always have to do
it your own way, don't you?
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You make my ass
chew gum.
WE SAY: Very angry
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Lights on, but no
bodys home.
WE SAY: S/He's not all there.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: get a life
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He ain't got sense
enough to pound sand down a rat hole.
WE SAY: He's stupid.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: dragging your feet
WE SAY: put the pedal to the
metal
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You might be slick
but you can't slide on barbed wire!
WE SAY: No matter how good you
are, there are things you just can't do.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Good'er'n snuff and
not half as dusty
WE SAY: Describes something
that tastes very good and isn't messy
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID: when God said let
there be light, he hit the switch
WE SAY: he's pretty old
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: when God said "let
there be light" he hit the switch.
WE SAY: he's pretty old
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Colder 'n a witch's
tit in a brass bra
WE SAY: REALLY cold
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Peas 'n carrots,
peas 'n carrots, peas 'n carrots
WE SAY: :-)
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Whatever blows your
dress up
WE SAY: whatever makes you
happy
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Go on with ya!
WE SAY: You flatter me.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Go on with ya!
WE SAY: You flatter me.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The proof's in the
puddin'.
WE SAY: I told you so.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Get out there and
knock the top off that grass.
WE SAY: Go mow the lawn.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I seen more hair on
a billiard ball.
WE SAY: He's bald.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You can't polish a
turd.
WE SAY: Don't try to be
something you're not.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He/she's like a
fart in a high wind.
WE SAY: He/she's a gadabout.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Gimme sugar.
WE SAY: Give me a kiss.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Lemme hug your
neck.
WE SAY: Let me embrace you.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Sex at my age is
like shootin' pool with a rope.
WE SAY: I'm too old for sex.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Sex at my age is
like shootin' pool with a rope.
WE SAY: I'm too old for sex.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Making chicken soup
out of chicken shit
WE SAY: getting the job done
in spite of inferior material/supplies
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hey, you ain't
buildin' a piano
WE SAY: you're doing too good
of a job than it's worth
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're going to
shit and fall back in it.
WE SAY: You're not really
going to do that.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's not the
sharpest tool in the shed
WE SAY: He's not too bright
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's not the
brightest bulb on the tree
WE SAY: Not very bright
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's built like a
brick shithouse.
WE SAY: She has a nice body.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's like telling a
hair-raising story to a bald man.
WE SAY: It's useless.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Six of one, half a
dozen of the other.
WE SAY: It's all the same.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Same shit,
different smell.
WE SAY: It's all the same.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He could stand in
the middle of the week and see two Sundays.
WE SAY: Boy, is he cross-eyed.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's easy on the
eyes.
WE SAY: Wow, she's perdy!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Drunker than Cooter
Brown on a bicycle.
WE SAY: Really drunk.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I told you kids a
hundred million times, don't exagerate!
WE SAY: You're exagerating
(but we know we do too).
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't be penurious.
WE SAY: Don't be stubborn and
difficult.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The eagle shits
today!
WE SAY: Today is payday!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: s/he's digging for
gold
WE SAY: s/he's pickin their
nose
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: S/he's nine days
older than God
WE SAY: S/he's very old
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That is groovy.
WE SAY: That is mad fresh.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That is groovy.
WE SAY: That is mad fresh.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Rock and Roll will
never die
WE SAY: Hip Hop is a culture
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Gettin ready to
make wet
WE SAY: It's about to rain
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She acted like a
long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
WE SAY: She was nervous.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I am as full as a
tick.
WE SAY: I ate too much.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I am as sore as a
boil.
WE SAY: I am sore.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: skin the rabbit
WE SAY: here, lets pull your
shirt off
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: More room on the
outside than there is on the inside
WE SAY: Sorry, I farted
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's dumber than
owl shit
WE SAY: He's really dumb
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't worry, it's
the ones that sneak up on you that stink.
WE SAY: Sorry that I farted so
loud.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's crazy.
WE SAY: His elevator's stuck
between floors.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't blow sunshine
up my skirt.
WE SAY: Don't try to fool me;
don't try to put one over on me.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He/she has no arm
strength.
WE SAY: He couldn't throw out
the trash!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He/she has no arm
strength.
WE SAY: He couldn't throw out
the trash!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He'd would worry
the horns off a billy goat
WE SAY: He's annoying.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's crooked as a
barrel of snakes.
WE SAY: He's dishonest.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He lit out to town.
WE SAY: He went to town in a
big hurry.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Rode hard and put
away wet.
WE SAY: Looks really bad.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Plumb tuckered out.
WE SAY: Tired
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: More room on the
outside than on the inside.
WE SAY: Excuse my flatulence.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You just ain't a
bumpin' your gums.
WE SAY: I agree.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Dumb as a post.
WE SAY: REally dumb.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If it'd been a
snake, it would've bit me.
WE SAY: It was right under my
nose.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Cold as a well
digger's tail.
WE SAY: Really cold.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Couldn't pour piss
out of a boot.
WE SAY: Really dumb.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ain't got the
brains that God gave a goose.
WE SAY: Really dumb.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's six of one,
half a dozen of the other.
WE SAY: There's not much
difference.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Give me some sugar.
WE SAY: Kiss me.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Happy as a pig in
manure.
WE SAY: Contented.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That was larupin!
WE SAY: That was delicious!
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Nothin' but push
and grit for supper (push you feet under th table and grit your teeth).
WE SAY: There's not much for
dinner tonight.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Lying like a dog.
WE SAY: Untruthful.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hold your horses!
WE SAY: Be patient!
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're gonna have
to roll me out of this kitchen.
WE SAY: I ate too much.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Drunk as a billy
goat.
WE SAY: Intoxicated.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm fartin' dust.
WE SAY: I'm thirsty.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Nervous as a cat in
a rocking chair factory.
WE SAY: Apprehensive.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Like a blind dog in
a meathouse.
WE SAY: Enthusiastic.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Slick as owl s---.
WE SAY: Very slick.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She'd have to jump
up and down in the rain to get wet.
WE SAY: She's very thin.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He lives so fur
back in the woods he don't get the Grand Ole Opry until Wednesday night.
WE SAY: He lives in a very
isolated area.
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THEY SAID: He's got a barrel
of money.
WE SAY: He's rich.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: At dark thirty.
WE SAY: Shortly after sunset.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Can't even afford a
pisspot.
WE SAY: Very poor.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Squeaks when he
walks.
WE SAY: Very frugal.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Couldn't play the
radio.
WE SAY: Not musically
talented.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You just ain't a
whistlin' Dixie!
WE SAY: I agree.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Busy as a one-armed
paper hanger.
WE SAY: Very busy.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Just between us
chickens.
WE SAY: Let's keep it secret.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Set her cap for
him.
WE SAY: Decided to purse him
as a husband.
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THEY SAID: Like a dose of
salts through a widder woman.
WE SAY: Fast.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It the Good Lord's
willing and the creeks don't rise.
WE SAY: I will do it.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ugly as homemade
soap.
WE SAY: Really ugly.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It' been a coon's
age.
WE SAY: A long time.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: A month of Sundays.
WE SAY: A long time.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Get back to my rat
killing.
WE SAY: Get back to work.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You workin' hard or
hardly workin'?
WE SAY: How are you doing?
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't know shit
from Shinola.
WE SAY: Dumb.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: "He don't know shit
from shineola."
WE SAY: "He's not too sharp."
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That's millions!
WE SAY: That's quite a lot!
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That's a right
smart bunch!
WE SAY: That's quite a few!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
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THEY SAID: That`s Duck Soup
WE SAY: A Task Easley Done
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That`s Duck Soup
WE SAY: A Task Easley Done
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: How Ya Like My New
Digs
WE SAY: What Do You Think Of
The New Place
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THEY SAID: feel like i was
shot at and missed and shit at and hit
WE SAY: i feel awful
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Would you like to
redd up the table?
WE SAY: Would you please clear
the table?
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Would you like to
redd up the table?
WE SAY: Would you please clear
the table?
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THEY SAID: My back is ouchy
today.
WE SAY: My back is kind of
sore today.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I like gooseliver
sandwiches.
WE SAY: I like liverwurst
sandwiches.
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THEY SAID: My brother hates
onions and mangoes.
WE SAY: Mr brother hates
onions and green peppers.
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THEY SAID: A penny saved is a
penny earned.
WE SAY: A penny is
worthless...they ought to stop making pennies.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That dame is a real
bowwow.
WE SAY: That woman has the
face of a baboon.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: The Negroes all
live in the colored section.
WE SAY: Most blacks used to
live in the black part of town.
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THEY SAID: The spitzies are
really carrying on this morning.
WE SAY: The sparrows are
making a lot of noise this morning.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Hold your horses,
don't get all bent out of shape.
WE SAY: Relax, wait a minute,
don't get all upset.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Henry got an E on
his report card.
WE SAY: Michael got an F on
his report card (and it wasn't even his fault!)
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I ain't seed the
likes a that in a coon's age.
WE SAY: I haven't seen
anything like that in a long time.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If you play with
yourself like that it's gonna make you crazy.
WE SAY: Masturbation is a
harmless and useful way to relieve sexual tensions---and it helps you get
in touch with yourself, too!
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THEY SAID: The Bible is the
infallible, literal, very Word of God.
WE SAY: Jewish and Christian
scriptures are promoted as being divinely inspired dictums from the
invisible deity---very unlikely.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: People who live in
glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
WE SAY: Humans who live under
moondomes shouldn't fire blasters.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Couldn' pour piss
out of a boot with the directions on the heal
WE SAY: Really dumb
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Couldn' pour piss
out of a boot with the directions on the heel
WE SAY: Really dumb
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't get caught
with your britches down
WE SAY: Think it through and
be prepared
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Were you born in a
barn?
WE SAY: Shut the door behind
you
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: What's the matter
with you.
WE SAY: What's your problem.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Looks like shit on
a white chicken.
WE SAY: It's noticible and
ugly.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: What crawled up
your arse?
WE SAY:
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THEY SAID: What crawled up
your arse and died?
WE SAY: What's your problem?
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He's as useless as
tits on a boar hog
WE SAY: he's a good for
nothing
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're shuttin the
gate after the cows are out.
WE SAY: Think it through
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THEY SAID: you're putting the
horse before the cart.
WE SAY: Think it through
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If you dance, you
gotta pay the fiddler
WE SAY: Is it worth it?
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If you dance, you
gotta pay the fiddler
WE SAY: Is it worth it? or -
there is consequences for your actions
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: No room here for
yellowbellies like you.
WE SAY: Can't is a coward and
afraid to try.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Can't is a coward
and afraid to try.
WE SAY: You're making excuses,
you can do it so get it done.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: 'taint like hell,
it won't last forever
WE SAY: this too will pass
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: 'taint like hell,
it won't last forever
WE SAY: this too will pass
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm busier than a
cranberry merchant.
WE SAY: I've got 10 things
going at once.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm nervous as a
long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers.
WE SAY: I'm really nervous.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Slicker than cat
shit on a linoleum floor.
WE SAY: That's really cool or
slippery.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're suckin' hind
tit.
WE SAY: You're not doing too
well.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Don't shit in your
mess kit.
WE SAY: Don't screw it up.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Dickin' the dog.
WE SAY: Messing things up.
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I'm going to mount
him like a show dog.
WE SAY: I'm going to chew him
out.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: All we've got is
hard dick and bubble gum, and we just ran out of bubble gum.
WE SAY: We're not doing too
well.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That's a big goat
rope.
WE SAY: I'ts a big mess.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: If she needed to
haul ass, she'd have to make two trips.
WE SAY: She's fat.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: You're an oxygen
pirate.
WE SAY: You are a waste of
space, you're stupid.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: What you don't have
in your head, you must have in your feet.
WE SAY: Think first, before
you make the trip.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I've known bait
smarter than her.
WE SAY: Not too bright.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Madder than a boilt
(boiled) owl (Kentucky)
WE SAY: Really mad
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Nothin ventured,
nothing gained.
WE SAY: You win some, you lose
some, and some get rained out, but you've gotta suit up for them all.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That really takes
the cake!
WE SAY: I can't believe it,
that's unbelievable {with shock, anger, disgust, etc}.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That really takes
the cake!
WE SAY: I can't believe it,
that's unbelievable {with shock, anger, disgust, etc}.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Iffen Gawd wuz a
cucumber, I'd stick it in yor ear.
WE SAY: I don't want you
listening to all that bad language!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Who dat fugly
jiggaboo?
WE SAY: Who's that nigger?
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Your eyes look like
2 piss holes in a snow bank!
WE SAY: You look a little hung
over.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: He looks different
from how he used to look.
WE SAY: He looks different
than he used to. (-Sloppy English-?)
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: This page is very
offensive!
WE SAY: I agree! TAKE OFF THE
SMUT AND VULGARITY!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's colder than a
dog's nose.
WE SAY: It's pretty cold.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID:
WE SAY:
.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's puddinear time
to go!
WE SAY: It's pretty close to
when we have to go!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: It's comin down in
buckets!
WE SAY: It's raining pretty
hard!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Eat your dinner!
Think of the poor starving children in Africa!
WE SAY: Eat your dinner! It
will make you grow big and tall!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Gimme a little
sugar, Honey!
WE SAY: I want a hug.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: She's no spring
chicken.
WE SAY: She's getting old.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: I wasn't born
yesterday.
WE SAY: I know a few things.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Half past kissin'
time. Time to kiss again.
WE SAY: Look at me! Do you
see a watch?
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Three hairs past a
freckle.
WE SAY: Look at me! Do you
see a watch?
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Keep your britches
on!
WE SAY: Don't be so impatient!
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Fill 'er up with
Ethel.
WE SAY: Fill it up with
premium gas.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Yew ain't nuthin'
but a low down no good varmint.
WE SAY: You may be
pathetically challenged, but Big Brother will take care of you..
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Ootsen de broat uon
buotter.
WE SAY: (Please) pass the
bread and butter.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: Keep yur knickers
on lessen ye wanta be somebody's mama.
WE SAY: Do whatchoo wanna do,
chile, jus' be sure to slip on a condom.
--------------------------------------------------
THEY SAID: That guy is a
cherry, he will not wanta suck clock.
WE SAY: He i
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