THEY SAID: Are you on the rack?

WE SAY: You are grouchy, are you on your period or something.
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THEY SAID: Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed

WE SAY: Awake and ready for the day.
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THEY SAID: Choked chicken and no water hot!

WE SAY: Hope you can quit coughing before you die!
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THEY SAID: Digging for gold

WE SAY: Picking one's nose
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THEY SAID: Don't get your bowels in an uproar!

WE SAY: Calm down
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THEY SAID: Feed a fever, starve a cold.

WE SAY: Keep warm when you're sick.
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THEY SAID: Gonna get some shut-eye!

WE SAY: I'm going to sleep!
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THEY SAID: I feel like I was eaten by a wolf and shit out over a cliff.

WE SAY: I don't feel well.
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THEY SAID: I feel like I've been called for, wouldn't go and wouldn't do when I got there.

WE SAY: I'm very tired.
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THEY SAID: I gotta go see a man about a dog.

WE SAY: Gotta take a leak.
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THEY SAID: I was shot at and missed and shit at and hit

WE SAY: I am tired
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THEY SAID: If you don't quit sitting on the ground, you'll catch cold in your rear end and live forever.

WE SAY: Don't sit on the cold ground or you'll get sick.
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THEY SAID: I'm as weak as "pond water."

WE SAY: I don't have much energy.
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THEY SAID: I'm fair to middlin', thank you!

WE SAY: I'm doing OK, thanks!
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THEY SAID: I'm finer'n frog hair and twice as fluffy.

WE SAY: I feel really good.
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THEY SAID: I'm fine as frog hair split in the middle.

WE SAY: I'm very well.
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THEY SAID: I'm so tired, the seat of my pants is dragging my tracks out.

WE SAY: I'm very tired.
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THEY SAID: It's like a woman with a nosebleed, if it ain't one damn thing it's another.

WE SAY: If it's not one thing it's another
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THEY SAID: I've got a hitch in my git-a-long.

WE SAY: I have a pain in my back.
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THEY SAID: Lower than snake shit in a wheel track

WE SAY: Feeling down
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THEY SAID: My dogs are killing me!

WE SAY: My feet really ache!
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THEY SAID: Shake the dew off the Lily!

WE SAY: I have to pee!
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THEY SAID: She's got the vapors

WE SAY: She's gassy
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THEY SAID: She's on the rag!

WE SAY: She's ragging!
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THEY SAID: Skachoowich (Scat, you witch!)

WE SAY: Bless you. (Sneezes are caused by witches. Supposedly an old Irish belief)
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THEY SAID: Tallywhacker

WE SAY: A man's private parts
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THEY SAID: That smarts .

WE SAY: That hurt.
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THEY SAID: The man you're rolling those pills for is dead.

WE SAY: Quick picking your nose.
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THEY SAID: What did you want me to do, "Let it crowd up around my heart and kill me?"

WE SAY: Sorry, farted!
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