• "Bother," said Pooh as the gene pool sprung a leak!
  • "I'll be Bach." - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger
  • #11: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's genealogy!
  • (c) Copywight 1997 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
  • (D)ivorce (P)roceedings (S)tarted - Modem named as respondent!
  • ***QUARANTINED***GENEALOGY FEVER***INCURABLE***
  • _______/oo\________ Yoo Hoo Where are you, lil' ancestor?
  • 50% of my ancestors were women...
  • 50% of my forefathers were female.
  • A COMPLETE Genealogy just can't be..there's always more.
  • A computer is a typewriter with an attitude.
  • A cousin a day keeps boredom away.
  • A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket.
  • A day without Genealogy is like a day without coffee.
  • A family history shows you have lived!
  • A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
  • A family tree can wither if nobody maintains its roots!
  • A family tree has many branches; not all have the same last name.
  • A generation that ignores history has neither past nor future.
  • A good name is more desireable than great riches.
  • A great many family trees were started by grafting,
  • A great oak is only a little nut that held it's ground.
  • A job is nice but it interferes with genealogy.
  • A leaf, twigs, limbs, branches, trunk and root = TREE
  • A library is an arsenal of liberty.
  • A little a'disk and a little a'data.
  • A lot of history isn't fit to repeat itself.
  • A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
  • A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away
  • A question suppressed may be an Ancestor lost.
  • A single fact can spoil a good genealogy.
  • A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.
  • Adam and Eve probably found genealogy a bit boring.
  • Add to your genealogy the fun, easy way. Have grandchildren!
  • Advice to beginners: Boldly start in reverse!
  • After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
  • Age is a high price to pay for maturity!
  • Ain't family fun?
  • All right! Everybody out of the gene pool!
  • All the world's a stage, and I missed rehearsal.
  • All your lines have daughtered out, with one exception!
  • Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
  • Always searching for leads...
  • Always willing to share my ignorance...
  • Am I in the right family tree?
  • Am I the only person up my tree - seems like it.
  • An ancestor is a person who plays HIDE and you go SEEK.
  • An eternity existed before your birth and waits for you today.
  • An ulcer is what you get mountain climbing over molehills
  • Ancestor files - a meeting place of cousins!
  • Ancestor not found ...how do I prove I exist?
  • Ancestors are just people.
  • Ancestors left unclaimed after 30 days will NOT be discarded.
  • Ancestors not found. Do I really exist?
  • Ancestors required - please supply photo and references
  • Ancestors run in my family.
  • Ancestors were just people...
  • Ancestors: They can hide, but they can't RUN anymore!
  • Ankle deep in the gene pool.
  • Any ancestors you can dig up would be appreciated.
  • Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts and bad apples.
  • Anybody else out there got a batchelor GGG'Pa with 11 kids?
  • As a matter of fact, no, I don't have a life!
  • Assumption is the mother of all screwups.
  • At last a chance to make my skeletons dance!
  • Babies are a nice way to start people.
  • Baby = A new acorn on the family tree.
  • Barking up the wrong family tree again?
  • Battle Cry - Take all of the ancestors, leave only the records!
  • Be a "genealogy bird" - find new family tree branches to perch on.
  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
  • Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting forebears.
  • Before you brag about your family tree, better do some pruning!
  • Beware of the Genealogy Bug; It's bite can be addictive!
  • Biochemists wear designer genes
  • Blessed are the Elderly for they remember what we never knew.
  • Boldly start in reverse, because that's the genealogy way.
  • Boy, I wish my crystal ball ran in reverse!!
  • Brother! said Pooh as he looked at his genealogy.
  • But most of all, I just want relatives I can find!!!
  • But Mr. Moderator, I was chasing Ancestors!
  • C A U T I O N ! You have now entered the Genealogy Zone.
  • Can a first cousin, once removed, return?
  • Can't find your ancestor? Maybe he flunked his blood test!
  • CAUTION: Genealogy may be addictive!!
  • Cemetery: (n) A marble orchard not to be taken for granite.
  • Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
  • Climbing my family tree was fun until the nuts appeared.
  • Coincidence happens!
  • Colorful ancestors may be found hanging from the family tree.
  • Columbus had a fourth ship - it sailed over the edge.
  • Computer Genealogy: working out where your computer came from.
  • Computers can never replace human stupidity.
  • Cousins marrying cousins makes for VERY tangled roots!
  • Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree
  • Crazy is a relative term in MY family
  • Cussed Cousins!!
  • Cussin: what genealogists do when they can't find one.
  • Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a genealogist.
  • Damn! My family tree was just wood-chipped.
  • Dead people like to hang aroung cemeteries.
  • Death is just nature's way of dropping carrier.
  • Death is life's answer to the question 'Why?'
  • Def: Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway.
  • Def: Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.
  • Def: Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
  • Def: Genealogy: Tracing us back to the same brother and sister.
  • Did my ancestors inbreed? My genes seem tight!
  • Did our ancestors ever have a bad heir day ?
  • Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?
  • Divorce: System ("deltree /y \wife");
  • Do I even WANT ancestors? Some I found I wish I could lose.
  • Do I hear the rattle of chains?
  • Do I need a Genealogical Search Warrant to see the records?
  • Do our ancestors have bad heir days?
  • Do you know where YOUR great grandparents are?
  • Documentation - The worst part of genealogy.
  • Documentation....The hardest part of genealogy.
  • Does a genealogist regard a step backwards as progress?
  • Does killing time damage eternity?
  • Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
  • Doing gardening in the Family tree.
  • Don't be afraid, cemetery ghosts are only genealogists with lanterns.
  • Don't bother me now, I'm digging up my 'ROOTS'!
  • Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up!
  • Don't judge me by my relatives, I didn't choose them!
  • Don't sit under the family tree with anyone else but me!
  • Don't take life seriously. It isn't permanent.
  • Eat... Sleep... Trace my roots.
  • Enough research will tend to support your theory.
  • Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree???
  • Ever stop to think... and forget to start again?
  • Every family tree has some sap in it.
  • Every man is an omnibus in which his ancestors ride.
  • Every time I find an ancestor I need to find two more!
  • Every time I think I know where they are, they move!
  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
  • Evolution is God's way of issuing updates.
  • Excuse me, while I dance a little jig of despair.
  • Experience: a name everyone gives to his mistakes.
  • FAM_TREE.LST not found. Create new genealogist? (Y/N)
  • Family history: a quilt work of lives.
  • Family tree? More like a noxious weed.
  • Family tree? Ours is a shrub!
  • Family treeclimber.
  • Family trees are great for hanging out your genes.
  • Family trees are hit by lightning too - BACK UP YOUR FILES!
  • Family trees are ideal to hang your genes on!
  • Family trees are self-pruners... everyone dies in the end!
  • Family trees cast shadows of forgotten ancestors.
  • Family trees traced:- $1,000 Family trees covered up:- $10,000
  • Family trees wither if no one maintains the roots!!
  • Family trees without roots fall over.
  • Fastest way to trace your family tree: run for public office.
  • Fight the greenhouse effect: plant a family tree!
  • Find your ancestors, before they find you!
  • FLOOR: (n) The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
  • For a reply, send a self-abused, stomped elephant to.
  • Found a Yankee in my tree - will trade for horse thief or black sheep.
  • Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.
  • Friends may come and go, but relatives never leave.
  • G*d! What a mess this family's in.
  • Geco, I've traced your genealogy back to royalty - King Kong!
  • Gene police: "Hey you! Out of the pool!
  • Gene-allergy - It's a contagious disease, but I love it!
  • Genealilocks and the forebears.
  • Genealogica Bonsai - Little Family Trees!
  • Genealogist caught chopping down family tree! Microfilm at 11:00.
  • Genealogist: One always in search of a good dead man!
  • Genealogist: tracing descent from someone who didn't.
  • Genealogists are ghost-a-holics.
  • Genealogists are like monkeys, always in the trees
  • Genealogists are time unravelers
  • Genealogists collect dead relatives.
  • Genealogists diet: "Fiche and Ships topped with tantalizing Sources."
  • Genealogists do it for centuries.
  • Genealogists do it for the memories
  • Genealogists do it generation after generation.
  • Genealogists do it in libraries.
  • Genealogists do it in the archives.
  • Genealogists do it in the library.
  • Genealogists do it in the trees!
  • Genealogists do it off the record
  • Genealogists do it on group sheets.
  • Genealogists do it with a computer.
  • Genealogists do it with dead relatives!
  • Genealogists live in the past lane.
  • Genealogists never die they just haunt cemeteries.
  • Genealogists never die, they just get filed away.
  • Genealogists never die, they just haunt archives.
  • Genealogists never die, they just lose their census.
  • Genealogists never die, they just lose their roots.
  • Genealogists never lose their jobs, they just go to another branch!
  • Genealogists never quit, they just go to another branch!
  • Genealogists read backwards...
  • Genealogists should also consider the handsome neighbor...
  • Genealogists will date any old thing.
  • GENEALOGISTS: It's 1997: Do you know where YOUR great grandparents are?
  • Genealogists: People helping people.....that's what it's all about!
  • Genealogists: Time unravelers.
  • Genealogy ** It maintains my sanity...at times.
  • Genealogy ** It maintains my sanity...maybe.
  • Genealogy + Computers = the perfect match
  • Genealogy - a really dead end hobby.
  • Genealogy - a search for the greatest treasures - our ancestors
  • Genealogy - Better than the best adventure game and as frustrating.
  • Genealogy - chasing your own tale!
  • Genealogy - history of people who made the history of our family.
  • Genealogy - It's all relative in the end anyway.
  • Genealogy - it's only an obsession after all!
  • Genealogy - The only hobby where dead people can excite you.
  • Genealogy - where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  • Genealogy - Will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
  • Genealogy -- Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
  • Genealogy = A DNA square-dance in the Thighlight Zone
  • Genealogy addiction is hereditary.
  • Genealogy brings families together
  • Genealogy can't be cured with penicillin or other antibiotics.
  • Genealogy Fever: a deadly and infectious disease.
  • Genealogy fever; terminal disease - modem is carrier.
  • Genealogy goes on... and on... and on...
  • Genealogy has been slow here recently.
  • Genealogy in the buff, no I mean a genealogy buff!
  • Genealogy is a hobby of making cucumbers out of pickles.
  • Genealogy is a hobby. I collect ancestors and descendants.
  • Genealogy is a hobby. I raise dust bunnies as pets.
  • Genealogy is a T-R-E-E-rific hobby!
  • Genealogy is an easy hobby! Win a lottery and relatives find you.
  • Genealogy is contagious, seldom fatal!
  • Genealogy is great when you score!
  • Genealogy is like Hide and Seek: They Hide and I Seek!!!!
  • Genealogy is my hobby. I collect ancestors and descendants.
  • Genealogy is my hobby. I collect ancestors and their lifes.
  • Genealogy is not a hobby, it's a disease!
  • Genealogy is not fatal, but it is a grave disease!
  • Genealogy is RELATIVE only to the persons involved.
  • Genealogy is relatively interesting.
  • Genealogy is seeking the dead! Before you are!
  • Genealogy is T-R-E-E-rific!
  • Genealogy made me what I am today.
  • Genealogy without documentation is "mythology"
  • Genealogy!! No blond roots here....
  • Genealogy: A DNA square-dance in the Thighlight Zone
  • Genealogy: A hay stack full of needles. It's the threads I need.
  • Genealogy: A search for the greatest treasures, our ancestors.
  • Genealogy: An addictive and infectious disease.
  • Genealogy: Better than the best adventure game and just as frustrating.
  • Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
  • Genealogy: Collecting dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin!
  • Genealogy: Fun for the WHOLE family!
  • Genealogy: Hoping I'm related to Merle Haggard!
  • Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway.
  • Genealogy: It's not a hobby, it's an obsession
  • Genealogy: It's only an obsession after all!
  • Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.
  • Genealogy: Looking for needles in haystacks.
  • Genealogy: Making cucumbers out of pickles
  • Genealogy: Once a hobby - now an expensive addiction!
  • Genealogy: People collecting people!
  • Genealogy: People needing people, dead or alive!
  • Genealogy: Phonetic renderings of surnames.
  • Genealogy: Search long enough and EVERYONE connects somehow.
  • Genealogy: Sorta like a "time machine".
  • Genealogy: The marriage of a jigsaw puzzle to a dungeon and dragons game.
  • Genealogy: The study of Relativity
  • Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't
  • Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
  • Genealogy: Tracing us back to the same brother and sister.
  • Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people
  • Genealogy: Very time-consuming hobby that recycles ancestors forever!
  • Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  • Genealogy: Will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
  • Genes, the splice of life!
  • Genetic engineering: Heir styling!
  • Genetic experiment gone bad?
  • Genetics: Why you look like your father, or should.
  • Genie diet - Fiche and Ships and tantalizing sources.
  • Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad?
  • Get the facts first - you can distort them later!
  • Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers
  • Give me your tired, your poor ... they're genealogists!
  • Go climb your family tree.
  • God gave us relatives, luckily we can choose our friends!
  • God! What a mess this family's in.
  • Goldilocks had three bears. Genealogists have forebears.
  • Gone Relative Fishing...
  • Good friends will fill our days with happy memories!
  • Got to find them before I join them.
  • Grandpa, Tell me about the Good Old Days!
  • Grandparents and grandchildren are natural allies against a common enemy!
  • Grandpop.com not found. Loading Cousin.com instead.
  • Great, great, grandpa, Where are you? Who are you?
  • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!!
  • Happiness is a genealogist who just found their lost ancestor!
  • Happiness is not a destination. It's the trip.
  • Happy hunting for your ancestral name changes!
  • Happy hunting, cleaning and restoring
  • Has anyone seen my roots?
  • Have roots, will grow...
  • Have tree, will climb - just as all my ancestors did.
  • Have you hugged a Genealogist today?
  • Having children is hereditary. If your parents didn't have you you probably won't either!
  • He ain't heavy--He's my brother's aunt's sister's husband.
  • He pondered deep and darkly over worm eaten texts.
  • He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
  • He was the Dutch Elm Disease of his family tree.
  • He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.
  • He who dies with the most ancestors wins!
  • He who plants trees loves others he will never know.
  • Help! I'm being held captive by Genealogy Deprogrammers!
  • Help! I'm lost somewhere in the Generation Gap.
  • Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
  • Heredity: Something you believe in when your child's report card is all A's
  • Hey! You got Chocolate on my pedigree chart!
  • Hey! You got peanut butter on my pedigree chart!
  • Hi Ho! Hi Ho! Now where did my ancestors go?
  • Hi Ho, Hi Ho - it's off to research I go. . .
  • History is a set of lies agreed upon.
  • History is only gossip- Oscar Wilde
  • History repeats itself because nobody listens.
  • History repeats itself because nobody reads.
  • Hold on, my cat's caught in the printer...
  • Hooked on Genealogy works for me!
  • How can I find your roots when I can't find mine?
  • How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?
  • How come it's only MY ancestors who are in hiding?
  • How do you pronounce my name? With reverence.
  • Hug a Genealogist.
  • Hunting FOREBEARS...
  • Hunting season is all year long in genealogy
  • I always check the "Native American" box; I was born in Maine!
  • I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic?
  • I am NOT illiterate! My parents WERE SO MARRIED!!
  • I bet you thought I was going to use a Genealogy tagline!
  • I can almost swear a dog hiked his leg on my family tree.
  • I can trace my taglines back 8 generations.
  • I checked out my family tree. Just as I thought... poison ivy!
  • I collect dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin!
  • I could not find any Ancestors! Do I really exist?
  • I discovered my family tree was a bonsai.
  • I do it in the archives.
  • I don't believe it! My Birth Certificate expired?
  • I finally got it all together. Now where did I put it?
  • I found a cuckoo's nest in my family tree.
  • I have a bad dose of....Genealogy Fever....and it's highly contagious!
  • I have to stop now. My fingers are getting hoarse!
  • I looked for my ancestors,....and I found friends.
  • I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap
  • I looked up my family tree! There were two dogs using it!
  • I never steal taglines - I'm a genealogist - I just adopt them.
  • I only work on Genealogy on days that end in "Y".
  • I reach out to touch all branches in my lineages.
  • I researched my family tree... apparently I don't exist!
  • I search and search some more, then I find and search some more...
  • I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
  • I shook my family tree and out came a forest of friends.
  • I should have asked them BEFORE they died!
  • I think my ancestors had several "bad heir" days
  • I think my family tree is a few branches short.
  • I think that I shall never see a completed Genealogy!
  • I think that I shall never see a mess such as my family tree.
  • I think the family tree needs pruning.
  • I trace family history so I will know who to blame.
  • I traced my roots back to a cesspool. - Rodney Dangerfield
  • I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy.
  • I want to find ALL of them!
  • I wish Noah had swatted those two flies!!
  • I wonder if a "Missing Persons Bulletin" would locate my great-great-grandpa?
  • I'd love to, but I'm converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
  • I'd rather be tracing my roots.
  • I'd rather look for dead people than have 'em look for me.
  • I'm a genealogist with faded "genes", full of holes!
  • I'm always late. My ancestors must have arrived on the Juneflower.
  • I'm dead keen on genealogy, but I'm buried in paperwork.
  • I'm digging my family tree up by the roots!
  • I'm lost in a forest of Family Trees!!!
  • I'm no genealogist. ... until this year I spelled it "geneOlogist!"
  • I'm not crazy, but I may have lost my census!
  • I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes
  • I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged
  • I'm searching for myself...Have you seen me?
  • I'm stuck in my family tree and I can't get down!
  • I've traced your genealogy back to royalty - King Kong!
  • If a family tree falls in the woods will anyone hear it?
  • If ancestry is a river does that make me a drip?
  • If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
  • If I save time, when do I get it back?
  • If it's only a hobby, why do I feel so stressed out?
  • If my crystal ball just ran in reverse!!
  • If nobody measures up, it's time to check your yardstick
  • If only ancestors had pull-down menus and on line help!
  • If the family skeleton must remain, make it dance.
  • If you don't think money talks, wait till they read your will!
  • If you want your name spelled wrong, die.
  • If you're family tree is a straight line, you're a Redneck.
  • If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
  • If your family tree does not branch, you might be a redneck!
  • If your family tree doesn't fork, you might be a redneck.
  • In genealogy there are no mutually compensating errors.
  • In my family tree, all my old roots are underground.
  • In pursuit of elusive ancestors.
  • Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children.
  • Insanity runs in my family; it practically gallops.
  • Is there a cure out there for genealogyitis?
  • Is there life after Genealogy?
  • Is your family tree evergreen or deciduous?
  • Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more!
  • It appears as if my ancestors had several bad heir days.
  • It is fatal to live too long.
  • It is hereditary in my family not to have children.
  • It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a family tree.
  • It's 1997. Do you know where your great-grandparents were?
  • It's a family affair.
  • It's a jungle out there...and unfortunately, my family tree is in it!
  • It's a poor family that hath neither a whore or a thief.
  • It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
  • It's hard to be humble with ancestors like mine!
  • It's hard to believe that someday I'll be an ancestor
  • It's like Deja Vu all over again...
  • It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only
  • It's search and search some more, then I find and search some more.
  • Jeanealogy: the study of Levis and Wranglers.
  • Job security? Try genealogy. You can't get fired and you can't quit!
  • Just follow my roots. I'll turnip somewhere!
  • Just when you think you've found them all, Up pops another!
  • Keep on a digging, the best bones are buried deepest!
  • KIN KIN, QLD, 4571 - where everyone is related to everyone else!
  • Kin: An affliction of the blood.
  • Kinship: it's all relative!
  • Kissin cousins
  • Kissing cousins are like mistletoe in the family tree.
  • Know your roots: potatoes, carrots, turnips...
  • Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control!
  • Let's keep genealogy vital.
  • Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards.
  • Life is not a cabaret, it's a circus!
  • Life is only as long as you live it.
  • Life is too short and I've got too many hidden ancestors to find!
  • Life is too short and you're dead too long.
  • Life is uncertain...eat dessert first!
  • Life takes it's toll. Have exact change ready!
  • Life, liberty and the right to know who your ancestors are
  • Like my ancestors..I'm either dead or lost!
  • Live so the preacher won't have to lie at your funeral!
  • Locate lost relatives--Win the lottery
  • Looked for my ancestors - found friends.
  • Looking for ancestors.
  • Looking for M&Ms and ancestors!
  • Looking for needles in haystacks.
  • Looking for roots in all the wrong places...
  • Luke 6:43. No good tree bears bad fruit
  • Man has his will. Woman has her won't!
  • Many a family tree needs trimming
  • May all your family trees branch toward the stars!
  • May I please be excused? My Brain is full.
  • May my search reveal all
  • May the Saint of Genealogists bless you!
  • May you ask the right question of the right person at the right time.
  • May your family tree grow happy branches!
  • Microfiche: Sardines
  • Misers are hard to live with but they make great ancestors.
  • Money is the root of all evil, and we need roots!
  • Most of my family roots are underground.
  • Mother is the invention of necessity
  • My ancestors are copyrighted. You have my permission to use the data.
  • My ancestors are hiding in a witness protection program.
  • My ancestors can beat up your ancestors.
  • My ancestors did WHAT?!?
  • My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
  • My cup runneth over.....all because I'm old and shaky!
  • My family came on the Mayflower...or was it Allied?
  • My family coat of arms ties at the back.....is that normal?
  • My family tree died in the last drought.
  • My family tree got cut up for firewood.
  • My family tree has me stumped.
  • My family tree has root rot!!
  • My family tree is a few branches short! Help appreciated
  • My family tree is full of NOT holes... it's NOT him, it's NOT her!!!
  • My family tree is full of nuts.
  • My family tree is in the forest, somewhere!
  • My family tree is lost somewhere in the forest.
  • My family tree must have been used for firewood
  • My family tree needs more wood and less sap.
  • My family tree needs to produce more wood and less nuts.
  • My family tree's roots went underground.
  • My genes are so tight, they may stay with me forever
  • My haystack had no needle!
  • My head is sore, and there's a hole in the brick wall!
  • My hobby is genealogy, and I raise dust bunnies as pets
  • My husband thinks I should get a job - but who would do the genealogy?
  • My kids will appreciate the research I've done........when pigs fly...
  • My kissing cousins are also my missing cousins
  • My life has become one large Gedcom!!
  • My modem almost drowned in a Fido/IGA bit stream.
  • My other computer is an abacus
  • My problems are all relative. Just too many of them.
  • My roots only go down so far, but my branches spread forever!
  • My wife thinks I should get a job - but who would do the genealogy?
  • Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, or genealogist.
  • Never ever give up.
  • Never forget the "quest" in questions!
  • New friends are fun to find...so are old ancestors...
  • New mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
  • No - yes - maybe - could be - perhaps. Musings of a genealogist.
  • No clowning around... this family's a circus!
  • None but a mule denies his genealogy.
  • Nosy bugger, ain't I?
  • Not tonight dear, I just got the new version of BK!
  • Not tonight dear, I just got the new version of FO!
  • Not tonight dear, I just got the new version of PAF!
  • Nothing ventured, nothing gained, no one found!
  • Now I'm here, and history is vindicated. - Calvin
  • Now that I've given up hope I feel much better.
  • Oh what tangled webs our ancestors weave ...
  • Oh where, oh where, have my ancestors gone?
  • Okay, so I don't descend from anyone... now what?
  • Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
  • Old genealogists are simply chronologically gifted!
  • Old genealogists never die, they just haunt archives.
  • Old genealogists never die, they just haunt cemeteries
  • Old genealogists never die, they just lose their census
  • Old Genealogists never die. They just get root rot.
  • Old musicians don't die... they just decompose.
  • Olly, olly, oxen free! All hiding ancestors can come out!
  • On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"
  • Once a hobby, now an expensive addiction.
  • Once I gave up on reality, I had so many more options.
  • One big happy family
  • One of the most difficult things to give away is kindness, it is usually returned!
  • Only a genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
  • Only God can prune a family tree.
  • Originality is the art of concealing your sources
  • Others work from sun to sun! But a genealogists work is never done!!
  • Out on a limb, on the Family Tree!
  • Oxymoron: relaxed genes.
  • PAF the Magic Wagon -- a carriage to the past.
  • Pardon me but I am chasing Ancestors!
  • Perhaps the gene pool could use a little chlorine!
  • Please, please, please, don't take my genealogy away!
  • Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
  • Problem with the gene pool: no lifeguard.
  • Pruning the family tree is NOT permitted!
  • Puritanism: the fear that someone somewhere is happy.
  • Quaker pickup line: "Are thee at barn raisings often?"
  • Quakers do it quietly.
  • Quakers do it with Friends.
  • Raise nae mair deils than ye're able to lay.- Old Scot Sayin
  • Read the local ghost stories, maybe you'll find family.
  • Reading about relatives is relative reading.
  • Relatively speaking! Now that's what genealogists do best!
  • RELATIVES: people who come to dinner who aren't friends.
  • Remember....undocumented genealogy is mythology...
  • Replace History with Genealogy in High Schools.
  • Research: What I'm doing, when I don't know what I'm doing.
  • Researching [YOUR NAME] anytime, anywhere, any takers?
  • Running for public office is the easy way to trace your family tree.
  • Save the trees... family trees, that is...
  • Scotty, beam me that lost ancestor.
  • Search long enough and EVERYONE connects somehow.
  • Search out the past... know yourself... look to the future.
  • Searching for a needle in a haystack
  • Searching for elusive ancestors? Run for public office!
  • Searching for lost relatives? Just win the Lottery!
  • Searching for roots beats chasing dust bunnies!
  • Searching shipping records is simply naval gazing.
  • Seeking my ancestors is like Hide and Go Seek!
  • Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
  • Shaking trees and kicking rocks, looking for ancestors.
  • Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality
  • Sharing Genealogy information, is a rewarding experience!
  • Sharing genealogy is a rewarding experience!
  • Shh! Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm hunting forebears. Elmer Fudd
  • Sign of a redneck: circular family tree.
  • Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
  • Snoopers welcome! Feel free to provide comments and relatives!
  • So many ancestors...so little time!
  • So rested he by the family tree, and stood awhile in thought.
  • Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.
  • Someday YOU'LL be an ancestor too!
  • Sometimes you find an ancestor hanging from the family tree!
  • Sorry, I don't date outside my species
  • Spring showers bring May flowers...and May flowers bring Pilgrims!
  • Sterility is hereditary
  • Still searching, after all these years!
  • Still trying to decorate my family tree.
  • Sunshine Coast DPS - A place where the Ficheing is always great.
  • Sure, a real job would be nice, but it would interfere with my genealogy!
  • Synonym: a word you use when you can't spell the other.
  • T-T-T-T-Talking 'bout my g-g-g-g-generation!
  • Take down the shutters - open more Windows on genealogy.
  • Take nothing but ancestors, leave nothing but records.
  • Take time to understand and lend a gentle, helping hand.
  • That's strange; half my ancestors are WOMEN!
  • That's the problem with the gene pool: No lifeguard
  • The ancestors you can find aren't yours.
  • The best prophet of the future is the past.
  • The best source of info for genealogy is usually 6 feet underground.
  • The black sheep keeps the best info on the family.
  • The end of the road points to a new opportunity...
  • The Ever-Ready genealogist: Still tracing and tracing and tracing.
  • The fellow who leans on his family tree may never get out of the woods.
  • The gene pool could use a little chlorine!
  • The gene pool has no lifeguard.
  • The irony of life is that no one gets out alive...
  • The one who dies with the most surnames, wins!
  • The other half of my ancestors were male
  • The researcher dug up my family tree and now wants more $ to cover it up
  • The sharing part of Genealogy is fun!
  • The sweetest honey isn't always in the highest tree.
  • The truth is out there? Anyone know the URL?
  • The world is run by those who show up for the meeting.
  • The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
  • Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related.
  • There are no answers, only cross-references.
  • There is history in our roots!!!
  • There is no fire, officer! I'm just chasing my ancestors!
  • There is no such thing as a useless piece of information.
  • There is nothing that you can take that will cure Gene-Allergy!
  • There is strength in our roots
  • They can hide, but they can't RUN anymore!
  • They've said *you* are the fertilizer of your family tree!
  • This family tree is sapping all my strength.
  • This is your brain on genealogy? Any questions?
  • Thrift is a great virtue...in an ancestor.
  • Time and genealogy waits for no man.
  • Time flies! Genealogists are the navigators!
  • To a genealogist, everything is relative. And a relative is everything
  • To err is human; To moo is bovine.
  • To forget one's ancestors is to be a brook without a source.
  • To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
  • To understand ourselves...we must study the past!
  • Tracing ancestors isn't easy, when you haven't got a line to follow!
  • Tracing us back to the same brother and sister.
  • Treeclimbers 'R us.
  • Trees without roots fall over.
  • Try genealogy. You can't get fired and you can't quit!
  • Unable to locate Coffee -- Genealogy Research Halted!
  • Understanding my ancestors puts a different prospective on today.
  • Undocumented Genealogy is Mythology
  • Unlimited keyword search...the Genealogist's delight!
  • Vampires are blood relatives.
  • Warning!! There are no lifeguards in the gene pool!
  • Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
  • WARNING: Genealogy Pox carrier....no known cure!!!!
  • We are all related...relatively speaking.
  • We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
  • We in Maine are proud of our roots, we just can't find them.
  • We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
  • We never steal taglines -- We're genealogists, we adopt them!
  • We shall find no ancestor before their time.
  • We shall gather at the river (or the genealogy library if it rains).
  • Whadya mean my grandparents didn't have any kids!?!
  • What did I do before I chased dead men?
  • What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired?
  • What do you mean my family tree has root rot!
  • What do you mean my grandparents didn't have any kids!?!
  • What have you done with my ancestors' papers??
  • What I'm looking for is a blessing NOT in disguise.
  • When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl!
  • When I get old I'm going to trace my roots.
  • When I retire I'm going to trace my roots.
  • When I searched for ancestors I found friends.
  • When I'm real old, I'm gonna kick this genealogy habit!
  • When marriage is outlawed only outlaws will have in-laws.
  • When there's a will, I want to be in it.
  • When tracing ancestors, please stay within the lines!
  • When you have the Energy and the Money -- You haven't got the Time!
  • When you have the Energy and the Time -- You haven't got the Money!
  • When you have the Money and the Time -- You haven't got the Energy!
  • When you marry, your family tree can become a forest.
  • When you search for ancestors, you find friends
  • When your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound!
  • Who's in charge of washing the Family Group Sheets?
  • Whoever said "seek and ye shall find" was NOT a genealogist
  • Whoever spells genealogist "geneologist," isn't one!
  • Why are there so many gnarled limbs on my family tree?
  • Why you look like your father, or should.
  • With MY luck, my family tree has root rot!
  • Wonder if a "Missing Persons Bulletin" would locate my g-g-g-grandpa?
  • Yikes! My genes are faded and full of holes!
  • You can tell you're a redneck if your family tree doesn't branch.
  • You can't have everything...where would you put it?
  • You can't turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again.
  • You're a Redneck if you pick up chicks at the Family Reunion...
  • You're only as strong as your roots.
  • You've got the name, how about the genes?
  • Your Ancestors are my Ancestors.
  • Your ancestors were real swingers, from trees and gallows.
  • Your family is NEVER the first one listed in the Census!
  • Your Family Tree search ends with Adam and Eve.
  • Your genealogy is NEVER finished!
  • Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.
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