"Bother," said Pooh as the gene pool sprung a leak!
"I'll be Bach." - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger
#11: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's genealogy!
(c) Copywight 1997 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
(D)ivorce (P)roceedings (S)tarted - Modem named as respondent!
_______/oo\________ Yoo Hoo Where are you, lil' ancestor?
50% of my ancestors were women...
50% of my forefathers were female.
A COMPLETE Genealogy just can't be..there's always more.
A computer is a typewriter with an attitude.
A cousin a day keeps boredom away.
A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket.
A day without Genealogy is like a day without coffee.
A family history shows you have lived!
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
A family tree can wither if nobody maintains its roots!
A family tree has many branches; not all have the same last name.
A generation that ignores history has neither past nor future.
A good name is more desireable than great riches.
A great many family trees were started by grafting,
A great oak is only a little nut that held it's ground.
A job is nice but it interferes with genealogy.
A leaf, twigs, limbs, branches, trunk and root = TREE
A library is an arsenal of liberty.
A little a'disk and a little a'data.
A lot of history isn't fit to repeat itself.
A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away
A question suppressed may be an Ancestor lost.
A single fact can spoil a good genealogy.
A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.
Adam and Eve probably found genealogy a bit boring.
Add to your genealogy the fun, easy way. Have grandchildren!
Advice to beginners: Boldly start in reverse!
After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity!
Ain't family fun?
All right! Everybody out of the gene pool!
All the world's a stage, and I missed rehearsal.
All your lines have daughtered out, with one exception!
Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
Always searching for leads...
Always willing to share my ignorance...
Am I in the right family tree?
Am I the only person up my tree - seems like it.
An ancestor is a person who plays HIDE and you go SEEK.
An eternity existed before your birth and waits for you today.
An ulcer is what you get mountain climbing over molehills
Ancestor files - a meeting place of cousins!
Ancestor not found ...how do I prove I exist?
Ancestors are just people.
Ancestors left unclaimed after 30 days will NOT be discarded.
Ancestors not found. Do I really exist?
Ancestors required - please supply photo and references
Ancestors run in my family.
Ancestors were just people...
Ancestors: They can hide, but they can't RUN anymore!
Ankle deep in the gene pool.
Any ancestors you can dig up would be appreciated.
Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts and bad apples.
Anybody else out there got a batchelor GGG'Pa with 11 kids?
As a matter of fact, no, I don't have a life!
Assumption is the mother of all screwups.
At last a chance to make my skeletons dance!
Babies are a nice way to start people.
Baby = A new acorn on the family tree.
Barking up the wrong family tree again?
Battle Cry - Take all of the ancestors, leave only the records!
Be a "genealogy bird" - find new family tree branches to perch on.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting forebears.
Before you brag about your family tree, better do some pruning!
Beware of the Genealogy Bug; It's bite can be addictive!
Biochemists wear designer genes
Blessed are the Elderly for they remember what we never knew.
Boldly start in reverse, because that's the genealogy way.
Boy, I wish my crystal ball ran in reverse!!
Brother! said Pooh as he looked at his genealogy.
But most of all, I just want relatives I can find!!!
But Mr. Moderator, I was chasing Ancestors!
C A U T I O N ! You have now entered the Genealogy Zone.
Can a first cousin, once removed, return?
Can't find your ancestor? Maybe he flunked his blood test!
CAUTION: Genealogy may be addictive!!
Cemetery: (n) A marble orchard not to be taken for granite.
Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
Climbing my family tree was fun until the nuts appeared.
Colorful ancestors may be found hanging from the family tree.
Columbus had a fourth ship - it sailed over the edge.
Computer Genealogy: working out where your computer came from.
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Cousins marrying cousins makes for VERY tangled roots!
Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree
Crazy is a relative term in MY family
Cussin: what genealogists do when they can't find one.
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a genealogist.
Damn! My family tree was just wood-chipped.
Dead people like to hang aroung cemeteries.
Death is just nature's way of dropping carrier.
Death is life's answer to the question 'Why?'
Def: Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway.
Def: Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.
Def: Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Def: Genealogy: Tracing us back to the same brother and sister.
Did my ancestors inbreed? My genes seem tight!
Did our ancestors ever have a bad heir day ?
Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?
Divorce: System ("deltree /y \wife");
Do I even WANT ancestors? Some I found I wish I could lose.
Do I hear the rattle of chains?
Do I need a Genealogical Search Warrant to see the records?
Do our ancestors have bad heir days?
Do you know where YOUR great grandparents are?
Documentation - The worst part of genealogy.
Documentation....The hardest part of genealogy.
Does a genealogist regard a step backwards as progress?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
Doing gardening in the Family tree.
Don't be afraid, cemetery ghosts are only genealogists with lanterns.
Don't bother me now, I'm digging up my 'ROOTS'!
Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up!
Don't judge me by my relatives, I didn't choose them!
Don't sit under the family tree with anyone else but me!
Don't take life seriously. It isn't permanent.
Eat... Sleep... Trace my roots.
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree???
Ever stop to think... and forget to start again?
Every family tree has some sap in it.
Every man is an omnibus in which his ancestors ride.
Every time I find an ancestor I need to find two more!
Every time I think I know where they are, they move!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Evolution is God's way of issuing updates.
Excuse me, while I dance a little jig of despair.
Experience: a name everyone gives to his mistakes.
FAM_TREE.LST not found. Create new genealogist? (Y/N)
Family history: a quilt work of lives.
Family tree? More like a noxious weed.
Family tree? Ours is a shrub!
Family trees are great for hanging out your genes.
Family trees are hit by lightning too - BACK UP YOUR FILES!
Family trees are ideal to hang your genes on!
Family trees are self-pruners... everyone dies in the end!
Family trees cast shadows of forgotten ancestors.
Family trees traced:- $1,000 Family trees covered up:- $10,000
Family trees wither if no one maintains the roots!!
Family trees without roots fall over.
Fastest way to trace your family tree: run for public office.
Fight the greenhouse effect: plant a family tree!
Find your ancestors, before they find you!
FLOOR: (n) The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
For a reply, send a self-abused, stomped elephant to.
Found a Yankee in my tree - will trade for horse thief or black sheep.
Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.
Friends may come and go, but relatives never leave.
G*d! What a mess this family's in.
Geco, I've traced your genealogy back to royalty - King Kong!
Gene police: "Hey you! Out of the pool!
Gene-allergy - It's a contagious disease, but I love it!
Genealilocks and the forebears.
Genealogica Bonsai - Little Family Trees!
Genealogist caught chopping down family tree! Microfilm at 11:00.
Genealogist: One always in search of a good dead man!
Genealogist: tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Genealogists are ghost-a-holics.
Genealogists are like monkeys, always in the trees
Genealogists are time unravelers
Genealogists collect dead relatives.
Genealogists diet: "Fiche and Ships topped with tantalizing Sources."
Genealogists do it for centuries.
Genealogists do it for the memories
Genealogists do it generation after generation.
Genealogists do it in libraries.
Genealogists do it in the archives.
Genealogists do it in the library.
Genealogists do it in the trees!
Genealogists do it off the record
Genealogists do it on group sheets.
Genealogists do it with a computer.
Genealogists do it with dead relatives!
Genealogists live in the past lane.
Genealogists never die they just haunt cemeteries.
Genealogists never die, they just get filed away.
Genealogists never die, they just haunt archives.
Genealogists never die, they just lose their census.
Genealogists never die, they just lose their roots.
Genealogists never lose their jobs, they just go to another branch!
Genealogists never quit, they just go to another branch!
Genealogists read backwards...
Genealogists should also consider the handsome neighbor...
Genealogists will date any old thing.
GENEALOGISTS: It's 1997: Do you know where YOUR great grandparents are?
Genealogists: People helping people.....that's what it's all about!
Genealogists: Time unravelers.
Genealogy ** It maintains my sanity...at times.
Genealogy ** It maintains my sanity...maybe.
Genealogy + Computers = the perfect match
Genealogy - a really dead end hobby.
Genealogy - a search for the greatest treasures - our ancestors
Genealogy - Better than the best adventure game and as frustrating.
Genealogy - chasing your own tale!
Genealogy - history of people who made the history of our family.
Genealogy - It's all relative in the end anyway.
Genealogy - it's only an obsession after all!
Genealogy - The only hobby where dead people can excite you.
Genealogy - where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
Genealogy - Will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
Genealogy -- Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Genealogy = A DNA square-dance in the Thighlight Zone
Genealogy addiction is hereditary.
Genealogy brings families together
Genealogy can't be cured with penicillin or other antibiotics.
Genealogy Fever: a deadly and infectious disease.
Genealogy fever; terminal disease - modem is carrier.
Genealogy goes on... and on... and on...
Genealogy has been slow here recently.
Genealogy in the buff, no I mean a genealogy buff!
Genealogy is a hobby of making cucumbers out of pickles.
Genealogy is a hobby. I collect ancestors and descendants.
Genealogy is a hobby. I raise dust bunnies as pets.
Genealogy is a T-R-E-E-rific hobby!
Genealogy is an easy hobby! Win a lottery and relatives find you.
Genealogy is contagious, seldom fatal!
Genealogy is great when you score!
Genealogy is like Hide and Seek: They Hide and I Seek!!!!
Genealogy is my hobby. I collect ancestors and descendants.
Genealogy is my hobby. I collect ancestors and their lifes.
Genealogy is not a hobby, it's a disease!
Genealogy is not fatal, but it is a grave disease!
Genealogy is RELATIVE only to the persons involved.
Genealogy is relatively interesting.
Genealogy is seeking the dead! Before you are!
Genealogy is T-R-E-E-rific!
Genealogy made me what I am today.
Genealogy without documentation is "mythology"
Genealogy!! No blond roots here....
Genealogy: A DNA square-dance in the Thighlight Zone
Genealogy: A hay stack full of needles. It's the threads I need.
Genealogy: A search for the greatest treasures, our ancestors.
Genealogy: An addictive and infectious disease.
Genealogy: Better than the best adventure game and just as frustrating.
Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
Genealogy: Collecting dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin!
Genealogy: Fun for the WHOLE family!
Genealogy: Hoping I'm related to Merle Haggard!
Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway.
Genealogy: It's not a hobby, it's an obsession
Genealogy: It's only an obsession after all!
Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.
Genealogy: Looking for needles in haystacks.
Genealogy: Making cucumbers out of pickles
Genealogy: Once a hobby - now an expensive addiction!
Genealogy: People collecting people!
Genealogy: People needing people, dead or alive!
Genealogy: Phonetic renderings of surnames.
Genealogy: Search long enough and EVERYONE connects somehow.
Genealogy: Sorta like a "time machine".
Genealogy: The marriage of a jigsaw puzzle to a dungeon and dragons game.
Genealogy: The study of Relativity
Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't
Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Genealogy: Tracing us back to the same brother and sister.
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people
Genealogy: Very time-consuming hobby that recycles ancestors forever!
Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
Genealogy: Will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
Genes, the splice of life!
Genetic engineering: Heir styling!
Genetic experiment gone bad?
Genetics: Why you look like your father, or should.
Genie diet - Fiche and Ships and tantalizing sources.
Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad?
Get the facts first - you can distort them later!
Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers
Give me your tired, your poor ... they're genealogists!
Go climb your family tree.
God gave us relatives, luckily we can choose our friends!
God! What a mess this family's in.
Goldilocks had three bears. Genealogists have forebears.
Gone Relative Fishing...
Good friends will fill our days with happy memories!
Got to find them before I join them.
Grandpa, Tell me about the Good Old Days!
Grandparents and grandchildren are natural allies against a common enemy!
Grandpop.com not found. Loading Cousin.com instead.
Great, great, grandpa, Where are you? Who are you?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!!
Happiness is a genealogist who just found their lost ancestor!
Happiness is not a destination. It's the trip.
Happy hunting for your ancestral name changes!
Happy hunting, cleaning and restoring
Has anyone seen my roots?
Have roots, will grow...
Have tree, will climb - just as all my ancestors did.
Have you hugged a Genealogist today?
Having children is hereditary. If your parents didn't have you you probably won't either!
He ain't heavy--He's my brother's aunt's sister's husband.
He pondered deep and darkly over worm eaten texts.
He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
He was the Dutch Elm Disease of his family tree.
He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.
He who dies with the most ancestors wins!
He who plants trees loves others he will never know.
Help! I'm being held captive by Genealogy Deprogrammers!
Help! I'm lost somewhere in the Generation Gap.
Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
Heredity: Something you believe in when your child's report card is all A's
Hey! You got Chocolate on my pedigree chart!
Hey! You got peanut butter on my pedigree chart!
Hi Ho! Hi Ho! Now where did my ancestors go?
Hi Ho, Hi Ho - it's off to research I go. . .
History is a set of lies agreed upon.
History is only gossip- Oscar Wilde
History repeats itself because nobody listens.
History repeats itself because nobody reads.
Hold on, my cat's caught in the printer...
Hooked on Genealogy works for me!
How can I find your roots when I can't find mine?
How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?
How come it's only MY ancestors who are in hiding?
How do you pronounce my name? With reverence.
Hug a Genealogist.
Hunting season is all year long in genealogy
I always check the "Native American" box; I was born in Maine!
I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic?
I am NOT illiterate! My parents WERE SO MARRIED!!
I bet you thought I was going to use a Genealogy tagline!
I can almost swear a dog hiked his leg on my family tree.
I can trace my taglines back 8 generations.
I checked out my family tree. Just as I thought... poison ivy!
I collect dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin!
I could not find any Ancestors! Do I really exist?
I discovered my family tree was a bonsai.
I do it in the archives.
I don't believe it! My Birth Certificate expired?
I finally got it all together. Now where did I put it?
I found a cuckoo's nest in my family tree.
I have a bad dose of....Genealogy Fever....and it's highly contagious!
I have to stop now. My fingers are getting hoarse!
I looked for my ancestors,....and I found friends.
I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap
I looked up my family tree! There were two dogs using it!
I never steal taglines - I'm a genealogist - I just adopt them.
I only work on Genealogy on days that end in "Y".
I reach out to touch all branches in my lineages.
I researched my family tree... apparently I don't exist!
I search and search some more, then I find and search some more...
I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
I shook my family tree and out came a forest of friends.
I should have asked them BEFORE they died!
I think my ancestors had several "bad heir" days
I think my family tree is a few branches short.
I think that I shall never see a completed Genealogy!
I think that I shall never see a mess such as my family tree.
I think the family tree needs pruning.
I trace family history so I will know who to blame.
I traced my roots back to a cesspool. - Rodney Dangerfield
I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy.
I want to find ALL of them!
I wish Noah had swatted those two flies!!
I wonder if a "Missing Persons Bulletin" would locate my great-great-grandpa?
I'd love to, but I'm converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
I'd rather be tracing my roots.
I'd rather look for dead people than have 'em look for me.
I'm a genealogist with faded "genes", full of holes!
I'm always late. My ancestors must have arrived on the Juneflower.
I'm dead keen on genealogy, but I'm buried in paperwork.
I'm digging my family tree up by the roots!
I'm lost in a forest of Family Trees!!!
I'm no genealogist. ... until this year I spelled it "geneOlogist!"
I'm not crazy, but I may have lost my census!
I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes
I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged
I'm searching for myself...Have you seen me?
I'm stuck in my family tree and I can't get down!
I've traced your genealogy back to royalty - King Kong!
If a family tree falls in the woods will anyone hear it?
If ancestry is a river does that make me a drip?
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If I save time, when do I get it back?
If it's only a hobby, why do I feel so stressed out?
If my crystal ball just ran in reverse!!
If nobody measures up, it's time to check your yardstick
If only ancestors had pull-down menus and on line help!
If the family skeleton must remain, make it dance.
If you don't think money talks, wait till they read your will!
If you want your name spelled wrong, die.
If you're family tree is a straight line, you're a Redneck.
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
If your family tree does not branch, you might be a redneck!
If your family tree doesn't fork, you might be a redneck.
In genealogy there are no mutually compensating errors.
In my family tree, all my old roots are underground.
In pursuit of elusive ancestors.
Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children.
Insanity runs in my family; it practically gallops.
Is there a cure out there for genealogyitis?
Is there life after Genealogy?
Is your family tree evergreen or deciduous?
Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more!
It appears as if my ancestors had several bad heir days.
It is fatal to live too long.
It is hereditary in my family not to have children.
It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a family tree.
It's 1997. Do you know where your great-grandparents were?
It's a family affair.
It's a jungle out there...and unfortunately, my family tree is in it!
It's a poor family that hath neither a whore or a thief.
It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
It's hard to be humble with ancestors like mine!
It's hard to believe that someday I'll be an ancestor
It's like Deja Vu all over again...
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only
It's search and search some more, then I find and search some more.
Jeanealogy: the study of Levis and Wranglers.
Job security? Try genealogy. You can't get fired and you can't quit!
Just follow my roots. I'll turnip somewhere!
Just when you think you've found them all, Up pops another!
Keep on a digging, the best bones are buried deepest!
KIN KIN, QLD, 4571 - where everyone is related to everyone else!
Kin: An affliction of the blood.
Kinship: it's all relative!
Kissing cousins are like mistletoe in the family tree.
Know your roots: potatoes, carrots, turnips...
Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control!
Let's keep genealogy vital.
Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards.
Life is not a cabaret, it's a circus!
Life is only as long as you live it.
Life is too short and I've got too many hidden ancestors to find!
Life is too short and you're dead too long.
Life is uncertain...eat dessert first!
Life takes it's toll. Have exact change ready!
Life, liberty and the right to know who your ancestors are
Like my ancestors..I'm either dead or lost!
Live so the preacher won't have to lie at your funeral!
Locate lost relatives--Win the lottery
Looked for my ancestors - found friends.
Looking for ancestors.
Looking for M&Ms and ancestors!
Looking for needles in haystacks.
Looking for roots in all the wrong places...
Luke 6:43. No good tree bears bad fruit
Man has his will. Woman has her won't!
Many a family tree needs trimming
May all your family trees branch toward the stars!
May I please be excused? My Brain is full.
May my search reveal all
May the Saint of Genealogists bless you!
May you ask the right question of the right person at the right time.
May your family tree grow happy branches!
Misers are hard to live with but they make great ancestors.
Money is the root of all evil, and we need roots!
Most of my family roots are underground.
Mother is the invention of necessity
My ancestors are copyrighted. You have my permission to use the data.
My ancestors are hiding in a witness protection program.
My ancestors can beat up your ancestors.
My ancestors did WHAT?!?
My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
My cup runneth over.....all because I'm old and shaky!
My family came on the Mayflower...or was it Allied?
My family coat of arms ties at the back.....is that normal?
My family tree died in the last drought.
My family tree got cut up for firewood.
My family tree has me stumped.
My family tree has root rot!!
My family tree is a few branches short! Help appreciated
My family tree is full of NOT holes... it's NOT him, it's NOT her!!!
My family tree is full of nuts.
My family tree is in the forest, somewhere!
My family tree is lost somewhere in the forest.
My family tree must have been used for firewood
My family tree needs more wood and less sap.
My family tree needs to produce more wood and less nuts.
My family tree's roots went underground.
My genes are so tight, they may stay with me forever
My haystack had no needle!
My head is sore, and there's a hole in the brick wall!
My hobby is genealogy, and I raise dust bunnies as pets
My husband thinks I should get a job - but who would do the genealogy?
My kids will appreciate the research I've done........when pigs fly...
My kissing cousins are also my missing cousins
My life has become one large Gedcom!!
My modem almost drowned in a Fido/IGA bit stream.
My other computer is an abacus
My problems are all relative. Just too many of them.
My roots only go down so far, but my branches spread forever!
My wife thinks I should get a job - but who would do the genealogy?
Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, or genealogist.
Never ever give up.
Never forget the "quest" in questions!
New friends are fun to find...so are old ancestors...
New mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
No - yes - maybe - could be - perhaps. Musings of a genealogist.
No clowning around... this family's a circus!
None but a mule denies his genealogy.
Nosy bugger, ain't I?
Not tonight dear, I just got the new version of BK!
Not tonight dear, I just got the new version of FO!
Not tonight dear, I just got the new version of PAF!
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, no one found!
Now I'm here, and history is vindicated. - Calvin
Now that I've given up hope I feel much better.
Oh what tangled webs our ancestors weave ...
Oh where, oh where, have my ancestors gone?
Okay, so I don't descend from anyone... now what?
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Old genealogists are simply chronologically gifted!
Old genealogists never die, they just haunt archives.
Old genealogists never die, they just haunt cemeteries
Old genealogists never die, they just lose their census
Old Genealogists never die. They just get root rot.
Old musicians don't die... they just decompose.
Olly, olly, oxen free! All hiding ancestors can come out!
On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"
Once a hobby, now an expensive addiction.
Once I gave up on reality, I had so many more options.
One big happy family
One of the most difficult things to give away is kindness, it is usually returned!
Only a genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
Only God can prune a family tree.
Originality is the art of concealing your sources
Others work from sun to sun! But a genealogists work is never done!!
Out on a limb, on the Family Tree!
Oxymoron: relaxed genes.
PAF the Magic Wagon -- a carriage to the past.
Pardon me but I am chasing Ancestors!
Perhaps the gene pool could use a little chlorine!
Please, please, please, don't take my genealogy away!
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
Problem with the gene pool: no lifeguard.
Pruning the family tree is NOT permitted!
Puritanism: the fear that someone somewhere is happy.
Quaker pickup line: "Are thee at barn raisings often?"
Quakers do it quietly.
Quakers do it with Friends.
Raise nae mair deils than ye're able to lay.- Old Scot Sayin
Read the local ghost stories, maybe you'll find family.
Reading about relatives is relative reading.
Relatively speaking! Now that's what genealogists do best!
RELATIVES: people who come to dinner who aren't friends.
Remember....undocumented genealogy is mythology...
Replace History with Genealogy in High Schools.
Research: What I'm doing, when I don't know what I'm doing.
Researching [YOUR NAME] anytime, anywhere, any takers?
Running for public office is the easy way to trace your family tree.
Save the trees... family trees, that is...
Scotty, beam me that lost ancestor.
Search long enough and EVERYONE connects somehow.
Search out the past... know yourself... look to the future.
Searching for a needle in a haystack
Searching for elusive ancestors? Run for public office!
Searching for lost relatives? Just win the Lottery!
Searching for roots beats chasing dust bunnies!
Searching shipping records is simply naval gazing.
Seeking my ancestors is like Hide and Go Seek!
Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
Shaking trees and kicking rocks, looking for ancestors.
Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality
Sharing Genealogy information, is a rewarding experience!
Sharing genealogy is a rewarding experience!
Shh! Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm hunting forebears. Elmer Fudd
Sign of a redneck: circular family tree.
Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
Snoopers welcome! Feel free to provide comments and relatives!
So many ancestors...so little time!
So rested he by the family tree, and stood awhile in thought.
Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.
Someday YOU'LL be an ancestor too!
Sometimes you find an ancestor hanging from the family tree!
Sorry, I don't date outside my species
Spring showers bring May flowers...and May flowers bring Pilgrims!
Sterility is hereditary
Still searching, after all these years!
Still trying to decorate my family tree.
Sunshine Coast DPS - A place where the Ficheing is always great.
Sure, a real job would be nice, but it would interfere with my genealogy!
Synonym: a word you use when you can't spell the other.
T-T-T-T-Talking 'bout my g-g-g-g-generation!
Take down the shutters - open more Windows on genealogy.
Take nothing but ancestors, leave nothing but records.
Take time to understand and lend a gentle, helping hand.
That's strange; half my ancestors are WOMEN!
That's the problem with the gene pool: No lifeguard
The ancestors you can find aren't yours.
The best prophet of the future is the past.
The best source of info for genealogy is usually 6 feet underground.
The black sheep keeps the best info on the family.
The end of the road points to a new opportunity...
The Ever-Ready genealogist: Still tracing and tracing and tracing.
The fellow who leans on his family tree may never get out of the woods.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine!
The gene pool has no lifeguard.
The irony of life is that no one gets out alive...
The one who dies with the most surnames, wins!
The other half of my ancestors were male
The researcher dug up my family tree and now wants more $ to cover it up
The sharing part of Genealogy is fun!
The sweetest honey isn't always in the highest tree.
The truth is out there? Anyone know the URL?
The world is run by those who show up for the meeting.
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related.
There are no answers, only cross-references.
There is history in our roots!!!
There is no fire, officer! I'm just chasing my ancestors!
There is no such thing as a useless piece of information.
There is nothing that you can take that will cure Gene-Allergy!
There is strength in our roots
They can hide, but they can't RUN anymore!
They've said *you* are the fertilizer of your family tree!
This family tree is sapping all my strength.
This is your brain on genealogy? Any questions?
Thrift is a great virtue...in an ancestor.
Time and genealogy waits for no man.
Time flies! Genealogists are the navigators!
To a genealogist, everything is relative. And a relative is everything
To err is human; To moo is bovine.
To forget one's ancestors is to be a brook without a source.
To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
To understand ourselves...we must study the past!
Tracing ancestors isn't easy, when you haven't got a line to follow!
Tracing us back to the same brother and sister.
Treeclimbers 'R us.
Trees without roots fall over.
Try genealogy. You can't get fired and you can't quit!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Genealogy Research Halted!
Understanding my ancestors puts a different prospective on today.
Undocumented Genealogy is Mythology
Unlimited keyword search...the Genealogist's delight!
Vampires are blood relatives.
Warning!! There are no lifeguards in the gene pool!
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
WARNING: Genealogy Pox carrier....no known cure!!!!
We are all related...relatively speaking.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
We in Maine are proud of our roots, we just can't find them.
We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
We never steal taglines -- We're genealogists, we adopt them!
We shall find no ancestor before their time.
We shall gather at the river (or the genealogy library if it rains).
Whadya mean my grandparents didn't have any kids!?!
What did I do before I chased dead men?
What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired?
What do you mean my family tree has root rot!
What do you mean my grandparents didn't have any kids!?!
What have you done with my ancestors' papers??
What I'm looking for is a blessing NOT in disguise.
When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl!
When I get old I'm going to trace my roots.
When I retire I'm going to trace my roots.
When I searched for ancestors I found friends.
When I'm real old, I'm gonna kick this genealogy habit!
When marriage is outlawed only outlaws will have in-laws.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
When tracing ancestors, please stay within the lines!
When you have the Energy and the Money -- You haven't got the Time!
When you have the Energy and the Time -- You haven't got the Money!
When you have the Money and the Time -- You haven't got the Energy!
When you marry, your family tree can become a forest.
When you search for ancestors, you find friends
When your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound!
Who's in charge of washing the Family Group Sheets?
Whoever said "seek and ye shall find" was NOT a genealogist
Whoever spells genealogist "geneologist," isn't one!
Why are there so many gnarled limbs on my family tree?
Why you look like your father, or should.
With MY luck, my family tree has root rot!
Wonder if a "Missing Persons Bulletin" would locate my g-g-g-grandpa?
Yikes! My genes are faded and full of holes!
You can tell you're a redneck if your family tree doesn't branch.
You can't have everything...where would you put it?
You can't turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again.
You're a Redneck if you pick up chicks at the Family Reunion...
You're only as strong as your roots.
You've got the name, how about the genes?
Your Ancestors are my Ancestors.
Your ancestors were real swingers, from trees and gallows.
Your family is NEVER the first one listed in the Census!
Your Family Tree search ends with Adam and Eve.
Your genealogy is NEVER finished!
Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.