The “Moneybeg” or
Bagenalstown Bazaar
BAZAAR REGULATIONS!!!
1. Coming in to the Bazaar without paying is
forbidden, but paying without coming in may be permitted.
2. Those friends who could have improved on
this Bazaar, and are willing to do so, must address the undersigned in
writing, and enclose a cheque.
3. Persons will be told that if they please
come round they will be shown excellent things.
4. If persons don’t see what they want, let
them ask for it; if they don’t get it, let them take what there is and say
no more about it.
5. All transactions will be for ready money;
bank notes will be taken if left lying about.
6. No purchaser is expected to pay twice for
any one article, but such payment will not be refused.
7 Change will be given, but will not be
pressed upon purchasers.
8. No money will be freely returned unless
bad.
9. Any purchaser who is disappointed with his
purchases after they are paid for may replace them. on the stall without
further charge.
10. No heed will be given to persons grumbling
about their purchases.
11. The Bazaar maxim will be strictly observed
in all cases — “Buy! Buy! Buy! and when you have bought — bye-bye”.
12. Visitors having spent all their money will
be allowed to leave the Bazaar for the purpose of obtaining more.
13. Mr. Ward, Overseer at the Turnstile, is
instructed to effectively deal with, and if necessary detain, any persons
suspected of leaving the Bazaar with money in their pockets.
14, Each person discharged at the Turnstile is
expected to send two in.
15. Everybody coming in to the Bazaar and
asking questions will receive prompt attention, provided they bring with
them the following letters of recommendation: — £ s. d.
“Asking costs little.”
“No man knows how much he can
spend until he tries.”